What i got for Christmas; By Matthew Craig.

Matthew Craig · Dec 25, 2005

So my family opens presents on Christmas Eve, it's a tradition. And i got two shirts, a Maxim and Marvel callendars and $50 from my uncle. Thank you, and to all a good night.

JustSkye · Dec 25, 2005

Merry Christmas, Matthew

Matthew Craig · Dec 25, 2005

VermilionSkye said:
Merry Christmas, Matthew

You've got quite the complex you know.

Sean · Dec 25, 2005

Merry Christmas Matty.
Are you really working in a strip club?

Plasmaball · Dec 25, 2005

Matthew Craig said:
So my family opens presents on Christmas Eve, it's a tradition. And i got two shirts, a Maxim and Marvel callendars and $50 from my uncle. Thank you, and to all a good night.

Who gives someone a Maxim?

Guest · Dec 25, 2005

Merry Christmas, Matthew

Matthew Craig · Dec 25, 2005

SeanH said:
Merry Christmas Matty.
Are you really working in a strip club?

Thanks and yes checking ID's. Not bouncing though, i wouldn't want to do that anyways.

LadyFunkenstein · Dec 25, 2005

From a strip club owner's stand point, you are the perfect guy to be at the door.

Matthew Craig · Dec 25, 2005

LadyFunkenstein said:
From a strip club owner's stand point, you are the perfect guy to be at the door.

I am quite good at it so far. Being calm, and polite goes along way with people who get pissed about being carded. Also when they complain about other guys to me i can convince them to be the bigger man and let it roll off their back.

Sean · Dec 25, 2005

Matthew Craig said:
I am quite good at it so far. Being calm, and polite goes along way with people who get pissed about being carded. Also when they complain about other guys to me i can convince them to be the bigger man and let it roll off their back.

You do calm and polite?

LadyFunkenstein · Dec 25, 2005

Matthew Craig said:
I am quite good at it so far. Being calm, and polite goes along way with people who get pissed about being carded. Also when they complain about other guys to me i can convince them to be the bigger man and let it roll off their back.

A ha, so you are just a prick around here. Well done.

Also, I'd think you have an un-intimidating "regular guy" sort of thing going.

Killswitch · Dec 25, 2005

LadyFunkenstein said:
A ha, so you are just a prick around here. Well done.

Also, I'd think you have an un-intimidating "regular guy" sort of thing going.

Till some redneck rearranges his lid.

-Nyx · Dec 25, 2005

That's weird, I got $50 from an uncle too.

Meat Whistler · Dec 25, 2005

LadyFunkenstein said:
A ha, so you are just a prick around here. Well done.

***

Are you really surprised? Most assholes on the 'net are just releasing their bottled up aggression from the day-to-day nice guy routine.

LadyFunkenstein · Dec 25, 2005

Killswitch said:
Till some redneck rearranges his lid.

I'd think said redneck wouldn't feel the need to bother.

LadyFunkenstein · Dec 25, 2005

Meat Whistler said:
Are you really surprised? Most assholes on the 'net are just releasing their bottled up aggression from the day-to-day nice guy routine.

Of course.

But it is always interesting when they admit it. Most stay in character until the bitter end.

Sean · Dec 25, 2005

LadyFunkenstein said:
Of course.

But it is always interesting when they admit it. Most stay in character until the bitter end.

I think I've admitted it before

Matthew Craig · Dec 25, 2005

-Nyx said:
That's weird, I got $50 from an uncle too.

Save it for a trip to Niagara Falls.

semen4her · Dec 25, 2005

Matthew Craig said:
You've got quite the complex you know.

She's just being nice to you because she knows you have $50

KRCummings · Dec 25, 2005

Plasmaball said:
Who gives someone a Maxim?

I was thinking the same thing. Who the hell gives a stroke mag to someone for Christmas?

Romial · Dec 25, 2005

Not much.

Meat Whistler · Dec 25, 2005

LadyFunkenstein said:
Of course.

But it is always interesting when they admit it. Most stay in character until the bitter end.

Too fucking true.

Desert Amazon · Dec 25, 2005

SeanH said:
You do calm and polite?

I was thinking the same thing.

Matthew, I wonder if you've always been so angry and hostile?

LadyFunkenstein · Dec 25, 2005

Who the hell strokes to Maxim???

KRCummings · Dec 25, 2005

LadyFunkenstein said:
Who the hell strokes to Maxim???

The same kind of people who stroke to comic books.

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