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alice_underneath said:
OMG!! Who could follow such a man?!?
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Ummn Alice .....coughs ....I did ......smiles.

alice_underneath said:
*Braveheart images flashing through head*
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Braveheart pfffffffffffft , you should have seen Master Highlands hair, he wore in length to well below his knees and had it plaited in 3...traditional for the Innes Clan...... in fact I still have a plait of his hair here wrapped in Innes Clan hunting tartan. It was customary to leave your loved one such a thing for times when you were parted. Mel Gibson is a pussy compared !!!! Are you drooling yet Alice cause there is always the celtic band tatoo on his left upper arm....you know Alice , muscles and stuff...... I could go on about and definately a nakkey pic though to be sure I'd be better off dead than sharing that, he was EXTREMELY private. It was his rule.....though I might be bribed ;)
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ummn Alice .....coughs ....I did ......smiles.



Braveheart pfffffffffffft , you should have seen Master Highlands hair, he wore in length to well below his knees and had it plaited in 3...traditional for the Innes Clan...... in fact I still have a plait of his hair here wrapped in Innes Clan hunting tartan. It was customary to leave your loved one such a thing for times when you were parted. Mel Gibson is a pussy compared !!!! Are you drooling yet Alice cause there is always the celtic band tatoo on his left upper arm....you know Alice , muscles and stuff...... I could go on about and definately a nakkey pic though to be sure I'd be better off dead than sharing that, he was EXTREMELY private. It was his rule.....though I might be bribed ;)
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When I asked "Who could follow such a man?", I meant that he would be a hard act to follow. And YES I AM DROOLING!!!

"Muscles & stuff" and an accent - DEAR GOD!!! :cool:
 
Betticus said:
Babies that were found to be deficient were thrown off of a cliff.

There isn't much point to this post other than I want to start an arguement with someone.
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Ok so do you think this was an appropriate act of a human???
 
alice_underneath said:
HOLY SH** !!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE, REBECCA!!!

My dog is VERY upset by the noise I just made, and.... OMG.... Karl Urban just got bumped out my fantasyland....and....

Please excuse me... I need to... ummm... go. :devil:
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told ya ;)
 
Fun Christmas Festive Holiday Elf Haggis!

First, bludgeon one of Santa's elves.

Ingredients:

1 elf lung (illegal in the U.S.; may be omitted if not available)
1 elf stomach
1 elf heart
1 elf liver
1/2 lb fresh suet (kidney leaf fat is preferred)
3/4 cup oatmeal (the ground type, NOT the Quaker Oats type!)
3 onions, finely chopped
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
3/4 cup stock
 
XCal said:
Fun Christmas Festive Holiday Elf Haggis!

First, bludgeon one of Santa's elves.

Ingredients:

1 elf lung (illegal in the U.S.; may be omitted if not available)
1 elf stomach
1 elf heart
1 elf liver
1/2 lb fresh suet (kidney leaf fat is preferred)
3/4 cup oatmeal (the ground type, NOT the Quaker Oats type!)
3 onions, finely chopped
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
3/4 cup stock
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ohhhhh Santa , this Xcal one be wanting the coal Dude....
 
I've tried haggis one time, when I was a teen. As I recall it tasted rather yummy!

Coming from a farming background I've also eaten sheep's heart, liver and kidneys, and corned (or pickled) cow's tongue is the most delicious meat I've ever eaten. But when I tell Master these things He gets a funny look on His face like He's about to spew :confused: ;)
 
Bandit58 said:
I've tried haggis one time, when I was a teen. As I recall it tasted rather yummy!

Coming from a farming background I've also eaten sheep's heart, liver and kidneys, and corned (or pickled) cow's tongue is the most delicious meat I've ever eaten. But when I tell Master these things He gets a funny look on His face like He's about to spew :confused: ;)
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hehe I've eaten squirell, and let me tell you - that seriously grosses K out.
 
LOL Master says we're supposed to eat flesh, not internal organs! :rolleyes: :D
 
XCal said:
And I can't stop laughing.

I know, my sense of humor needs an overhaul. How 'bout if I do a good deed today. Will that get my present back under the tree? :D
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Hmmnn , talked to Santa , he says your a Hoser Dude, sooooooo I took this up with the Head Elf .....Smalltanus Erectusfrequentus...... Smallsey ....as we like to call him , back at the Pole...........suggested the following

1) rent yourself a Penguin suit
2) BE the Penguin
3) go to the following link
www.eatmygames.com
4) Click on arcade
5) scroll down to "Spank the Frank'
5) remember you ARE the penguin as you play

or

a Donation to a favorite charity of yours and no that does not include the 'PYL/pyl Beer Fund'


Ohh expecting a report either way Dude :D
 
You ladies can have my share of the haggis, please.

I can see Xcal's letter to santa. It starts: "Dear Santa, I can explain...." :devil:
 
Did someone mention oral servitude?????


:p

Haggis is wonderful, filling, but wonderful, perfect for cold nights.
Eaten with mashed pototo and 'neeps' (turnips)

For those uneducated people, Haggis is traditionally eaten on 25th January to mark Robert Burns night who is a famous Scottish(long dead) poet.

Ideally it should be piped in by a lone piper, The Poem 'To a Haggis' by Robert Burns (of course :rolleyes: ) read aloud over it, then a skein do (tradional knife) plunged into the centre of it, then served to all at the table.

I am such a fan of Robert Burns my eldest son was named after him and Robert Bruce. Clever boy that he is he managed to be born on the anniversary of the day Robert Bruce was crowned King of Scotland.

Haggis are found grazing on Scottish mountainsides, (do not confuse them with sheep). They have brown wool coats, four legs and are of similiar shape to sheep.

They have two legs shorter than the other two, this allows them to stand on steep moutain slopes without falling over, it does cause some problems for them as it means they can only go around the mountain in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction depending on which side of them has the shorter legs.

Andante is here at the beginning of January, I plan to have Burns night early and educate him into the true way of Europe :devil:
I know he will love it.

PS you can get vegetarian haggis now, so everyone can have some.
Vegetarian haggis are encouraged to only graze on organic mountainsides and not to eat each other, hence their flesh is a vegatable.


Now off to dream of licking and sucking a good haggis.....amazing what a Master will call his dick these days ;)
 
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shy slave said:
Did someone mention oral servitude?????


:p

Haggis is wonderful, filling but wonderful perfect for cold nights.
Eaten with mashed pototo and 'neeps' (turnips)

For those uneducated people, Haggis is traditionally eaten on 25th January to mark Robert Burns night who is a famous Scottish(long dead) poet.

Ideally it should be piped in by a lone piper, The Poem 'To a Haggis' by Robert Burns (of course :rolleyes: ) read aloud over it, then a skein do (tradional knife) plunged into the centre of it, then served to all at the table.

I am such a fan of Robert Burns my eldest son was named after him and Robert Bruce. Clever boy that he is he managed to be born on the anniversary of the day Robert Bruce was crowned King of Scotland.

Haggis are found grazing on Scottish mountainsides, (do not confuse them with sheep). They have brown wool coats, four legs and are of similiar shape to sheep.

They have two legs shorter than the other two, this allows them to stand on steep moutain slopes without falling over, it does cause some problems for them as it means they can only go around the mountain in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction depending on which side of them has the shorter legs.

Andante is here at the beginning of January, I plan to have Burns night early and educate him into the true way of Europe :devil:
I know he will love it.

PS you can get vegetarian haggis now, so everyone can have some.
Vegetarian haggis are encouraged to only graze on organic mountainsides and not to eat each other, hence their flesh is a vegatable.


Now off to dream of licking and sucking a good haggis.....amazing what a Master will call his dick these days ;)
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LOL Well that's the biggest load of blarney I've heard ina while. You been in Ireland recently?
 
graceanne said:
LOL Well that's the biggest load of blarney I've heard ina while. You been in Ireland recently?
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WHAT!!!!

You don't believe me, its all true!

Well thats what my Grandad told me, so it must be true!!
 
shy slave said:
WHAT!!!!

You don't believe me, its all true!

Well thats what my Grandad told me, so it must be true!!
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Suuuuuuuure. And you're shy, too. :rolleyes:
 
XCal said:
And I can't stop laughing.

I know, my sense of humor needs an overhaul. How 'bout if I do a good deed today. Will that get my present back under the tree? :D
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I think your going to have to do more than one good dead, and I think you may have to do it to an elf!!!

And thats just to get back on the list of 'Maybe, they will get a present!!'
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/AngryBabySanta_11.gif

Hmmnn , talked to Santa , he says your a Hoser Dude, sooooooo I took this up with the Head Elf .....Smalltanus Erectusfrequentus...... Smallsey ....as we like to call him , back at the Pole...........suggested the following

1) rent yourself a Penguin suit
2) BE the Penguin
3) go to the following link
www.eatmygames.com
4) Click on arcade
5) scroll down to "Spank the Frank'
5) remember you ARE the penguin as you play

or

a Donation to a favorite charity of yours and no that does not include the 'PYL/pyl Beer Fund'


Ohh expecting a report either way Dude :D
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I'll get back to you tomorrow. :D
 
Do not know wott's wi' eatin' y sheep stom'ch, we men of Cymru jus' fock 'em.
 
angelicious said:
Ok so do you think this was an appropriate act of a human???
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Who am I to say? This was just their version of quality control.
 
angelicious said:
Ok so do you think this was an appropriate act of a human???
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Frankly, I don't care! :p

Haven't you seen the photo of Rebecca's ex-Laird?!? :devil: How could you possibly focus on anything else on this thread? :confused:
 
alice_underneath said:
Frankly, I don't care! :p

Haven't you seen the photo of Rebecca's ex-Laird?!? :devil: How could you possibly focus on anything else on this thread? :confused:
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Because I'm a wee bit peckish, and the thought of elf haggis is makin' me mouth water!
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
told ya ;)
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Rebecca,

We are definitely going to need a quick way to refer to this guy in the future.

"Rebecca's ex-Laird" seems a bit cumbersome to me.

Would you like to provide a name, or will "Mr. Testosterone" suffice? :cool:
 
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