Character sketches!

My Wyatt Earp is an awesome awesome dog. He is one year old and learned all his basic and advanced obedience in 6 weeks, has his CGC, and is a certified hearing assistance dog for me. Extremely smart dog and an absolute joy to have around.

They are not a very easy breed to come by in most areas, at least not from ethical breeders, but I think that is a very good thing, as it keeps the true qualities of the breed intact instead of being ruined by tons of back yard hobby breeders.

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That's true enough. I was seriously considering getting one when I was over in Edinburgh. I've been told that they can be pretty bright at times and take well to most training regimes. Personally, I just like them most for their friendly disposition and energy.

Gender: female
Age: 38
Marital Status: single, divorced actually
Orientation: bi curious
Region: southern United States
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): house
Kids (yes/no/ages): yes, 3 of them
Pets: one spastic dog
Employment (no specifics, just the field): account rep.
Overused phrases: retard ....... yeah right
Favorite memory: when I was little, going on hikes out in the country everyday with my older sister
Favorite food: don't really have a favorite
Favorite drink: bottled water
Favorite music: like it all but lean more towards '80's music
Favorite colour: black
What kind of person are you? shy until I get to know you, goofy and funny
General disposition: happy, cheerful

Gender: Male
Age: 34
Marital Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Region: Mississippi
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Torpedo on Wheels
Kids (yes/no/ages): no
Pets: none currently
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Intern Architect
Overused phrases: Anywho
Favorite memory: Seeing someone special smile because they saw me coming
Favorite food: Pasta!
Favorite drink: Whiskey or Iced Tea
Favorite music: Everything but gangsta rap
Favorite colour: Midnight Blue
What kind of person are you? Sensualist
Favorite quote: Life is too short to be spent doing that which disgusts you. Therefore enjoy it, live it to the fullest, and do what you are called to do, not what others think you should do. When your work is your passion, it no longer becomes work, but play.
- me.
General disposition: Laid back, easy-going, alpha male with dominant tendencies.

Gender: female
Age: 38
Marital Status: single
Orientation: bi
Region: West Coast
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Apartment
Kids (yes/no/ages): no
Pets: Just me
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Supervisor in an Office Supply Store
Overused phrases: mmmmkkay?
Favorite memory: Meeting my Master in person
Favorite food: Yogurt Chicken
Favorite drink: Mountain Dew
Favorite music: 80's rock, anything with a hard beat
Favorite colour: plum
What kind of person are you? Very easy going, easy to get along with
Favorite quote: Actions speak louder than words
General disposition: Wake up smiling, and go to bed smiling

Gender: Female

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

Marital Status: Very married and happily so.

Orientation: Mostly straight, lately bi curious, kinda confused about all that.

Region: Deep South, USA

Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): I live in a house. I found a great deal on a fixer-upper a while ago. It's been watching the value more than double we are still fixing up when we feel like it. Since we prefer to play that's not too often. The mortgage is less than renting. The neighborhood is one of the best. You know the kind. People buy these really expensive houses, to be in the best school district, (which we no longer use,) then tear them down and build something even more expensive with materials that won't last as long? A huge "perfect" monument to their egos and credit lines. Meanwhile the construction trucks tear up the roads. Yeah, it's that sort of neighborhood. I'd move but it's a great location and I'd be hard pressed to find a better deal anywhere in or around the city/county.

Kids (yes/no/ages):Yes! I have two beautiful, smart, creative kids, a girl and boy, ages 14 & 12. They are just incredible.

Pets: 3 cat's. Posted them on the Show Your Pussy thread. All rescues. (The last was unplanned and seduced my husband to get in the house. *grr*)

Employment (no specifics, just the field): Local public entertainer

Overused phrases: "And they all lived happily ever after." LOL. "I love you." (Can that one be over used?)

Favorite memory: A while back, during a long talk, the look in my husband's eyes as he talked about how lucky we are and how magical our relationship is, it was simply incredible. It was also a totally unexpected occurrence which made the moment and memory even sweeter. I live for moments like that.

Favorite food: This constantly changes. I'm Jonesing for manicotti from my favorite little Italian restaurant right now. I LOVE food. Love to talk about it, read about it, write about it, smell it but I can't eat much of it. That's not entirely a bad thing. The Internet diet is totally working.

Favorite drink: I drink water the most. When I'm drinking to get wasted, that would be a triple anything. Caffeine wise Dr. Pepper. (I generally allow myself 6-8 ozs a day.) On work days I hit the General Mill's decaf, vanilla cream with sugar. It's seem to help my throat to have something hot on it though technically that is a big no no. Heh.

Favorite music: Yikes! Again to pick only one? Nonono. I like most. Probably the only thing I don't like is bluegrass. Right now I have Buffy the Musical, Pink's Try This, Filter's Short Bus, Gary Moore's After Hours, Lenny Kravitz 5, Lilith Fair, Joss Stone both cd's, Alicia Keys both cd's, Vladimir Ashkenazy's Piano Sonata's (Beethoven), and Etta James, Let's Roll in heavy rotation on my various players.

Favorite colour: Purple.

What kind of person are you? I'm the kind of person others enjoy being around. I'm the one who calls people and gets them to come to that party / or thing, whatever is happening. I'm the one who sits quietly with a person. I look them in the eyes and actually care. I will listen to them. I'm the one who also entertains them. I'm constantly introducing people to new ideas and things. I'm busy. I'm tired. LOL. Life is pretty freaking full.

Favorite quote: "That's some crazy there." (Lately anyway, there are so many good ones.)

General disposition: Happy, course I can be moody as hell but most people would say I am sunny. Maybe too much so. *snickers*

Fury

Gender: female

Age: 28

Marital Status: married

Orientation: facing south. Oh, sexual? Hetero, unless Angelina Jolie knocks on my door and asks me to fuck her.

Region: Midwest

Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Farm

Kids (yes/no/ages): Yes, age 2

Pets: Way too many. Four dogs (All herding breeds but the Doberman), a cat, horses, parrot, fish, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Employment (no specifics, just the field): Overworked and underpaid. Also known as a mother.

Overused phrases: Fuck off, I'm so damned good that sometimes I want to fuck myself.

Favorite memory: Any memory of my first Dobe. My daughter's first horseback ride. My husband telling me that he loved me.

Favorite food: Shrimp, and KFC snackers.

Favorite drink: Kiwi Lemonade

Favorite music: Eclectic. I like bits and pieces of nearly everything.

Favorite colour: Forest green. Or red. But not together.

What kind of person are you? Sarcastic, pessimistic, foul-mouthed, grouchy, snippy... but loyal to a fault, and passionate about the things I am interested in or people I care about. I'm also a rabidly protective mother.

Favorite quote: All that is needed for evil to prosper is for good people to do nothing.

General disposition: I'm a bear in the morning.. sluggish, grouchy, and slow-moving. I'm immensely patient with my animals, and immensely short-tempered with humans. I make snap judgements, and almost never change my mind about someone once I've decided how I feel about them. It takes me a long time to get angry.. but once I am, hell hath no fury like my temper. I internalize everything, and make myself ill trying to deal with my own problems, rather than ask for help.

C has his work cut out for him, with me.

Gender: Male

Age: 21 (well, will be in september)

Marital Status: Single

Orientation: Straight

Region: South US

Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): House w/parents

Kids (yes/no/ages): noppers

Pets: i hate animals

Employment (no specifics, just the field): Securitaaaaaa

Overused phrases: ya know

Favorite memory: My mission trip to Australia in 1999

Favorite food: Pizza from a pizza place near NC State Uni... yum!

Favorite drink: Grape Soda in a glass bottle OR diet pepsi

Favorite music: Christian Rock/Punk/Metal

Favorite colour: black

What kind of person are you? I'm a good person.

Favorite quote: "If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you" -- Al Capone (I really don't have a fave, just saw this one and thought it fit me, haha)

General disposition: Easygoing, generally happy

just for fun...

Gender: Female
Age: 22
Marital Status: Single
Orientation: Straight with lesbian undertones. Also, switchy sub with toppy tendencies.
Region: Pacific Ocean
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Little grass shack
Kids (yes/no/ages): Do siblings count?
Pets: Prefer to be one.
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Superhero
Overused phrases: "ya"
Favorite memory: A handsome man in an airport.
Favorite food: Hawaiian
Favorite drink: H20
Favorite music: Leaves in the wind
Favorite colour: Forest Green
What kind of person are you? If you want to know what kind of person someone is, don't ask them; ask their friends.
Favorite quote: "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference."
General disposition: Optimistic and persevering

serijules said:

Pets: 2 Great Danes, Pembroke Welsh Corgi, 3 cats, 5 Parrots, 2 bunnies, 2 Bettas
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Own a pet related business

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Can I live at your house? I've never lived anywhere I could "collect" all the strays I found as a kid....

Tmi

Gender: F
Age: 44
Marital Status: Single
Orientation: 93% hetero, 7 % other
Region: TEXAS
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): first house...rehab heaven
Kids (yes/no/ages): no...
Pets: cats, scads of the little monsters
Employment (no specifics, just the field): government/law enforcement
Overused phrases: have a nice day!!, okay, what's plan b?
Favorite memory: nothing pops up..
Favorite food: seafood
Favorite drink: Maker's Mark, or diet coke with lime
Favorite music: everything minus rap
Favorite colour: pink, pink or possibly pink
What kind of person are you? brilliant, power hungry, versatile
Favorite quote: In government, if you want something said, ask a man, if you want something done, ask a woman.
General disposition: don't fuck with the chick with the badge, but a good Dom can back her into her cage.

*highjacks the thread to tease O'Mac with a really really cute Corgi picture so he just can't stand it any more and goes to find a puppy to love*

http://groominggallery.net/danes/wyatt/mudbath.jpg

Sorry, couldn't help myself

Gender: female (I think)
Age: 32
Marital Status: very single
Orientation: poly, omni, b, tri, queer...sexual (just not lately)
Region: East Coast
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): an apartment
Kids (yes/no/ages): yes..a son 14, two daughters ages 11 and 8
Pets: one calico kitty named Twitter
Employment (no specifics, just the field): work in the hotel business (as well as waitressing)
Overused phrases: Motherfuck you!!
Favorite memory: The first time I ever kissed a girl (and meant it...age 16)
Favorite food: any green leafy veggie..followed closely by green apples...
Favorite drink: Monster energy drinks
Favorite music: Reggae, Blues, Technotronic, Jazz, Some really old death, speed and heavy metal.
Favorite colour: Black (or burgandy)
What kind of person are you? extremely loudmouthed, hardheaded, stubborn and ridiculously easy to wrap around your finger if you are a woman.
Favorite quote: If you don't wake up bitten, beaten and bruised, you didn't do it right.
General disposition: Usually riding the line between ok and deeply depressed.

Luna

*highjacks the thread to tease O'Mac with a really really cute Corgi picture so he just can't stand it any more and goes to find a puppy to love*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Cashcleaner/puppy.jpg

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Awwwwwwww!!!! Who's da widdle puppy? Who's da puppy?!

O'Mac said:

Awwwwwwww!!!! Who's da widdle puppy? Who's da puppy?!

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Thats my Wyatt Earp during his first bath. When we got him, both ears were still down. One day out of the blue one just stood, and the other followed a few days later, but god did I spend those days laughing, he looked so CUTE!

He LOVES mud, and since this first swim in a mud puddle, if there is even a hint of mud withen a mile, he'll find it.

He gets a lot of baths.

awh, your puppy is adorable.
My fred was cute when he was younger too.
He's a mutt, but his time is running out.

Gender: tomboy (girly light for Netz!)
Age: 20
Marital Status: single
Orientation: bi
Region: if you're talking religion Im spiritual, but not organized about. Not a Christian, not a Pagan, not a Buddist; somewhere in between all that. If you're talking region, the desert southwest in the US.
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): I rent one half of a teeny tiny duplex.
Kids (yes/no/ages): NO.....
Pets: my beloved Eeyore, as seen in the pussy thread
Employment (no specifics, just the field): merchandiser, tkd teacher
Overused phrases: oh just shoot me now...
Favorite memory: Black belt ness.
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite drink: Milk, or coffee
Favorite music: I don't listen to Christian rock or mariachi. Other than that, a little bit of everything
Favorite colour: blue or green, subject to change without notice
What kind of person are you? quixotic
Favorite quote: again, subject to change without notice... Right now, it's "do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"
General disposition: er, classified info. Let's just call me mostly happy and leave it at that.

Gender:fem
Age:37
Marital Status:owned
Orientation:Why does everybody have to be so gender-specific?
Region:Pacific NorthWest
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): House
Kids (yes/no/ages):Yes, 18, and on his own.
Pets:Household has two cats and a feral monster who loves only me, and still leaves me bleeding every single day.
Employment: Uhmmm... Upstairs maid? I'm 24/7. That, and I make art, (see the sig? buy a shirt-support the arts!) and music. (Ask about the music and you might get to hear some.)
Overused phrases: I adopt words, and then over-use them. My current favorite over-used word is Auspices (and it's various permutations.)
Favorite memory: The desert. I miss everything about the desert.
Favorite food: I too am a sensualist, and adore all sorts of flavors.
Favorite drink: Hello? Pac. NW? Can we say COFFEE??? coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!!!!!!!! (Actually, that'd be a vente americano with two inches of cream and five pumps of Valencia...)
Favorite music: Pretty much all of it. I have never found a genre that had absolutely NOTHING I liked. Lately, It's been heavy on the latin influence, from Carlos Suara (Tangos,) to Govi, (spanish guitar,) to salsa. Also, currently big on big band/swing/rockabilly. And of course, Jazz is a constant.
Favorite colour:All of them! (In the right context, which is usually against black. I'm an artist. My goth friends fear me and my bright shiny colors...)
What kind of person are you? I am usually extremely mellow and loathe drama for it's own sake, but I have spurts of mad spinny foolishness. I am also an intellectual/bohemian. I consider deliberate ignorance to be the only unforgivable sin.
Favorite quote: Again, several. One is on my sig. Lately, I've been fond of this: "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes, and I was forced to eat him."
General disposition: Gentle, peaceful, forgiving, and kind. I get sad when I accidentally kill bugs while trying to rescue them. And though this makes me sound very earth-cookie, I'm not. I smoke like a train, occassionally cuss like a sailor, and eat meat. Which I am willing and able to kill. (Kill for need is different than kill because of hate or fear.)

Gender: Male
Age: 36
Marital Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Region: Denmark (Scandinavia/Europe)
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Apartment
Kids (yes/no/ages): No
Pets: Yes, lives at my mom and her hubby though
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Works in a shop, doing all different kind of things
Overused phrases:
Favorite memory:
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite drink: Pepsi Max
Favorite music: Pop/rock
Favorite colour: All of them!
What kind of person are you? A nice and shy guy, with a Sadistic side
Favorite quote: I hate temporal mechanics
General disposition: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Gender:Pink
Age:37
Marital Status:Hmmm not sure seperated but to lazy to divorce
Orientation:straight until i think of Luna then bi
Region:GB
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc):House
Kids (yes/no/ages)::2 16 & 18yrs Doing a special deal at the moment 'buy one get one free'
PetsI have children is that the same? it feels the same
Employment (no specifics, just the field):Care Industry
Overused phrases:FUCK
Favorite memory:Watching my sons being born and holding them for the first time
Favorite food:Chocolate Duh!!
Favorite drink:Tea. I am British, is there any other drink???
Favorite music:Heavy rock, New country and everything inbetween except Jazz
Favorite colour:PinkPurpleOrange
What kind of person are you? Usually confused...and shy, very, very shy!
Favorite quote:I have lots of favourites:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." Unknown
"Hold on to what is good, even if it is a handful of earth. And hold on to what you believe, even if it is a tree which stands by itself. Hold on to what you must do, even if it is a long way from here. Hold on to life, even when it is easier to let go. Hold on to my hand, even when I have gone away from you." Pueblo Verse
"I grumbled at having no boots until I met a man with no feet." Unknown

General disposition: Variable


Finally
A quote for Gracie, Aeroil, Snowy and all other cookie and chocolate lovers:

"Elephants are nice but chocolate is better." Antonia aged 4

Had my reservations about doing this at first but cam around to it.

Gender: <looks down> Yup male
Age: 28
Marital Status: Married!!!! (YAY!)
Orientation: Her decision.
Region: On a tiny island in the pacific that seems to be getting smaller everyday
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): Happy? (in a house sily)
Kids (yes/no/ages): YES!!!!! Infant.
Pets: Pete the pirate shark and friends
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Microcosm of Hell
Overused phrases: Yeah, ok, you and what army?
Favorite memory: "There's no way she's legal"...hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Favorite food: Food
Favorite drink: Rum and Wild Cherry Pepsi
Favorite music: Country and Metallica
Favorite colour: Black
What kind of person are you? ummmmm..... My Lady? Killi? Marquis? Eroticspank? (Since only those who know you can really answer this.)
Favorite quote:
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. "
General disposition: In need of coffee...if have coffee...preety good

Xelebes said:

Gender: Neutral
Age: 2 years
Marital Status: Connected to the internet
Orientation: West
Region: Desk
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): ATX
Kids (yes/no/ages): Monitor (2 years), Keyboard (2 1/2), Printer (1 1/2)

Pets: Mouse
Employment (no specifics, just the field): Computing
Overused phrases: ERROR:
Favorite memory: RAM
Favorite food: 120 V 60 Hz
Favorite drink: Liquid-coolant
Favorite music: Hums
Favorite colour: Blue Screen of Death




Oh sorry, that was my computer talking.

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I vote Xelebes as the weirdest one of the thread so far,

I read it twice and I am still grinning....

I think I said to you before that you can be too clever lol

Gender: Other
Age: 20
Marital Status: Married
Orientation: Leaning towards mostly straight
Region: Pacific Ocean
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): It's kinda this four house box thingy, reminds me of Hollywood Squares.
Kids (yes/no/ages): Yes, the most cutes shmootest cuddliest smartest little three-month old in the Universe!!!
Pets: Fish, Husband
Employment (no specifics, just the field): FLYbaby
Overused phrases: uhmm......
Favorite memory: Giving birth. I'll never forget the looks on my husbands face through the hole thing. So loving and concerned *sniffle* then the look on his face when he got to hold his son for the first time.
Favorite food: I have to pick? Ok, I'll make it easy and list what I know I don't like. Organ meats (liver, heart ect) That Indian fruit that smells like rotten onion (it's supposed to be the sweetest fruit in the world, but since I know taste and smell are related I won't put it in my mouth, blech!) Lake Fish, Mollusks...that's all I can think of for now....
Favorite drink: COFFEEEEEEEE...and rum, but not together, though I've never tried it, might be ok.
Favorite music: I like music, not big on rap, hip-hop and such, but sometimes I'll listen to it.
Favorite colour: Orange, Pink, Brown, Grey, Green, Purple, Blue (pretty much in that order)
What kind of person are you? I pretend to be shy, though I really do feel it, but once I let down my inhibitions I can be very honest and sometimes embarassing to listen too (I tend to give out more information especially about sex and such than anyone I know ever wanted to know about me)
Favorite quote: Uhm, its a song in general by Alan Parson's Project, it's title is "Prime Time"
Well even the longest night won't last forever
Too many hopes and dreams won't see light
All of the plans I make won't come together

There's something in the air.Maybe for the only time in my life. Something in the air, turning me around and guiding me right

And it's a Prime Time, maybe the stars were right
I had a Premonition, it's gonna be my turn tonight
gonna be my turn tonight

Well even the brightest star won't shine forever
And all of the hands I play are working out right.
Every move I make feels like a winner

There's something in the air. Maybe for the only time in my life.
Something in the air, turning me around and guiding me right

And it's a Prime Time maybe the stars were right
I had a Premonition It's gonna be my turn tonight
Gona be my turn tonight
General disposition: Partly sunny with chance of showers.

shy slave said:

I vote Xelebes as the weirdest one of the thread so far,

I read it twice and I am still grinning....

I think I said to you before that you can be too clever lol

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I second that motion...that is too funny!!

Gender: male
Age: 20, 21 in a week or so
Marital Status: single
Orientation: bi sub geek
Region: Ireland
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): flat
Kids (yes/no/ages): NO!
Pets: 2, Marcel the original flying ninja kitty mime, and Sancho, his translator and sidekick
Employment (no specifics, just the field): myopic college kid by day, bartender/superhero by night
Overused phrases: dammit marcel! (or sancho)
Favorite memory: losing the big V in the arms of my best friend
Favorite food: currently tamales
Favorite drink: water
Favorite music: techno, rock
Favorite colour: don't have one. I don't like orange, yellow or pink very much
What kind of person are you? mostly happy, very much the boy scout, intensely loyal to my loved ones and hell on anyone who crosses them, or anyone who bullies another.
Favorite quote: "I too am untamed, I am not translatable/ I sound my barbaric yawp over the world"
General disposition: see "what kind of person" above

Gender: Female..checks again...ummmm definitely
Age: 36
Marital Status: polyamourous
Orientation: straight but not narrow
Region: South-eastern US
Living situation (house/apt/farm/box/etc): house
Kids (yes/no/ages): yep boys 14 & 9
Pets: 2 dogs, 2 cats, 3 lovebirds, 2 fishes, and a hamster
Employment (no specifics, just the field): ESE teacher/behaviorist
Overused phrases: shut up & lick
Favorite memory: I hope it's one yet to be created
Favorite food: cheese & olives
Favorite drink: mudslides
Favorite music: crooners
Favorite colour: blue
What kind of person are you? bitchy
Favorite quote: The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. Blaise Pascal
General disposition: optimistic with just enough realism to avoid making a fool of myself--------------------too often