Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Jodaily]

I rang the buzzer on American Ninja Warrior.

 

[kellyt1994]

I rang the buzzer on American Ninja Warrior.

Huh. American Ninja Warrior once rang the buzzer on me.

 

[EctoJohn]

I design jockey uniforms for Kentucky Derby riders.

 

[Jodaily]

Huh. American Ninja Warrior once rang the buzzer on me.

Ya, I bet they rang your bell like Christmas morning.

I was hired as a bellringer by the Salvation Army , but they decided i was way past salvation.

 

[kellyt1994]

I had to sell two of my Super Bowl rings to support my taco and malt liquor habit.

 

[Jodaily]

Ive climbed every 14er in Colorado

 

[kellyt1994]

Ive climbed every 14er in Colorado

Just what is the age of consent in CO?

 

[Curious_about_kink]

I get laid like a madman.

I have an average size penis

 

[Jodaily]

Just what is the age of consent in CO?

LMAO. Oh you bad girl. That hadn’t even come to mind, and now i’ll never think of a 14er the same. Thanks a bunch!

 

[EctoJohn]

I was a roadie for Michael Jackson.

 

[kellyt1994]

I have an average size penis

I've had an average size penis. I've had other sizes as well.

Stoned and telling the truth again. It's a pretty big character flaw.

 

[Curious_about_kink]

Same here almost feel bad about lying about being average

 

[EctoJohn]

I coach soccer.

 

[kellyt1994]

I'm a highly skilled handballer. Handballatrix?

(It's a lie and it's the truth AT THE SAME TIME.)

<--- mind blown

 

[William_Afton_1]

I'm wealthy and have a lot of friends.

I'm so happy to read this

 

[SusanHoward]

I have to wear linen underwear in the nunnery.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am 4 times divorced from 2 different women.

 

[Girly_girl]

I trust easily

 

[MrPimms]

I do not like rain storms

 

[Abeona1]

I am an exercise fanatic. So much so I nearly couldn't spell it

 

[CuriousRick]

I don’t enjoy lazy Sunday afternoons where I am on the couch relaxing. I need to be in the go all day until I collapse from exhaustion

 

[EctoJohn]

This one time at band camp I played the trombone.

 

[Taegul]

I one my skool's speling be sixx yeers in a rowe. I is gooder at grammer then mostest peeple two.

 

[mrdeeds7625]

I’m a ferocious sexual beast!

 

[EctoJohn]

I was an administrator on the original Amazon website that only sold books.