The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

Maybe we should have a cafe competition to find the new holder of the title 'Miss Behaviour'
If someone can locate a tiara and a sash...that would make an acceptable outfit!

Pink sparkle....?!?!

 

[Missk_2022]

I may never look at cantaloupes the same way ever again.



*scratches musty ballsack*

They even look musty.... aren't they called muskmelons some places?

 

[Missk_2022]

Pardon my absence, but I hope ALL OF MY Beloved Spooners are doing well, taking time to "smell the flowers" and enjoy each other!

...I'm home (but barely) as my Goddess and I have been traveling to a festival, selling Her books and meeting fellow authors...
It's "demanding" on one's schedule, but I promise you, I wouldn't trade it for the world!

She is an author...how cool!!! What is her genre

 

[Missk_2022]

I've never thought that about cantaloupe. I love all types of melons.

I just dont like it....

 

[Missk_2022]

I haven't been Weasel-seized in SO long!

Me either

NO NC....NO

 

[Missk_2022]

Had to spend an hour and a half 2 days ago outside changing the ac units capacitor. Figures hottest most humid day and second floor unit dies. Thank God it was the compacitor and not the condenser. $10.94 fix... and I even remembered to de-energize the capacitor this time...lol

I suspect it will need replaced soon. We are limping it along

 

[Missk_2022]

No time like right now.

Tell us! Tell us!!

Slippery slidey....and all the parts that are touched by hands and specifically my hands (and mouth) are thoroughly washed by me.... no surprises

 

[Missk_2022]

No shit??!?


That's quite impressive.


No, it's quite fucking impressive!!!!

I am in awe of your awesomeness

 

[Missk_2022]

My wife doesn’t hold the title Miss Conduct for nuthin! Right @Mrswonderer ??

She is a precious angel

 

[Missk_2022]

I spent two weeks in the hospital for surgery. I was confined to bed for days, not sure how many, what with morphine and fentnayl. I remember one sponge bath and was so happy when I could get out of bed and get a shower. Not being able to get up and move and having the breathing tube taken out was rough. I learned to appreciate and what they do and what they have to endure too.

I used to give bed baths but I always made a mess because I would actually use soap a d water.... everything got sudsy soap rinsed dried and lotioned.... I would do my best to wash hair too but that was tougher...

 

[Missk_2022]

Please do, we are a well behaved crowd. Be sure to read the introduction, don't be like me! Welcome!

You turned out ok...haha

 

[Oldermom935]

I suspect it will need replaced soon. We are limping it along

It's an older unit uses freon which nobody can get anymore, they outlawed it. So two units installed new air handlers.Piping it's probably twenty thousand dollars.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A quiet hello from the shadows of a booth near the back...
I’ve wandered in, drawn by the scent of stories, mischief, and midnight confessions.
No name tag, no loud entrance—just a curious soul with a taste for the unexpected.
Mind if I linger awhile?

Of course. Welcome! Maybe check out the last 20 pages or so to find out who’s who and what’s what. The rules, such as they are, are back on page one. We are not the typical lit thread. Which is good, because we are not the typical lit people.

 

[Carmina24]

Of course. Welcome! Maybe check out the last 20 pages or so to find out who’s who and what’s what. The rules, such as they are, are back on page one. We are not the typical lit thread. Which is good, because we are not the typical lit people.

Awesome, thank you!

 

[Carmina24]

Please do, we are a well behaved crowd. Be sure to read the introduction, don't be like me! Welcome!

Many thanks, I appreciate it!

 

[Rj_1954]

@Carmina24

Be sure to read our profiles...there is important information about us on our profiles
I'll answer when I can, because I'm on 9 different threads, on any given day.

 

[subdudeme13]

You turned out ok...haha

OK! There is a rowsing endorsement! Thank you! Thank you very much! (Doing my best Elvis voice.

 

[subdudeme13]

I used to give bed baths but I always made a mess because I would actually use soap a d water.... everything got sudsy soap rinsed dried and lotioned.... I would do my best to wash hair too but that was tougher...

Hair isn't an issued with me, i have a buzz cut. I was in a private room. I think because I knew a good friend of the surgeon. There was a camera that could be panned around the room remotely. I saw it moving one time and I waved. Why would they have a camera?

 

[Missk_2022]

Hair isn't an issued with me, i have a buzz cut. I was in a private room. I think because I knew a good friend of the surgeon. There was a camera that could be panned around the room remotely. I saw it moving one time and I waved. Why would they have a camera?

Well the only time we had a camera in the er was for psych patients... but they have them for critically ill people too... sometimes they will have a nurse watching a bank of monitors to have 24 hr eyes on the patients

 

[subdudeme13]

I was gonna tell you all about shower sex and the benefits.... I will save that for a different time

It saves water!

 

[subdudeme13]

Well the only time we had a camera in the er was for psych patients... but they have them for critically ill people too... sometimes they will have a nurse watching a bank of monitors to have 24 hr eyes on the patients

A neighbor, years ago, was a nurse at the VA. She was attacked by a patient and she was seriously hurt. She gave up the VA and became the nurse at the company I worked for. My daughter in law, a nurse had some issues too.

 

[Missk_2022]

A neighbor, years ago, was a nurse at the VA. She was attacked by a patient and she was seriously hurt. She gave up the VA and became the nurse at the company I worked for. My daughter in law, a nurse had some issues too.

I have had to fight er patients...I never threw a punch but would restrain and call for help

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Hope everyone had a great Friday! I had class…all day…ugh. I was never a good student…

Doing more of the hands on tomorrow so wont be as boring and get to got in later. Welcome @Carmina24, you’ll fit right in.
Did I read my Spooners in Arms don’t like melons? . I’m just gonna lay this out there…y’all don’t live in the south! . It’s too damn hot down here to NOT eat any kind of melon or citrus fruit! Watermelon with salt sprinkled…oh yeah! Cantalope…sprinkle a tad of sugar….

NM MZ——Albuquerque Ballon Fest

 

[Missk_2022]

Hope everyone had a great Friday! I had class…all day…ugh. I was never a good student…

Doing more of the hands on tomorrow so wont be as boring and get to got in later. Welcome @Carmina24, you’ll fit right in.
Did I read my Spooners in Arms don’t like melons? . I’m just gonna lay this out there…y’all don’t live in the south! . It’s too damn hot down here to NOT eat any kind of melon or citrus fruit! Watermelon with salt sprinkled…oh yeah! Cantalope…sprinkle a tad of sugar….

NM MZ——Albuquerque Ballon Fest

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Watermelon...yum yum yum

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Awesome, thank you!

Also, feel free to enter any conversation you want to. We won't bite you. We do tease one another sometimes, but it's not mean-spirited.


Home from the weasels. The drive was okay, nothing major. Cats are good. Mail is here. Something that was promised as delivered last week and wasn't, has arrived now.


Not sure what's for supper. We'll see.