The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Nope as you must make the whole thing.

Only if you'll be here to help me eat it! 🍽

 

[Lilianna23]

Happy Tuesday!!! What Old Wat Engines look like coming back to Fred's Vast Holdings:


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Where's Fred with the flags to wave you in?

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning all.

Snowy and windy all night. Can't wait to see what the roads are like this morning.

We got a brief reprieve from the rains today. Of course, clearing skies means our blankie is removed and it will be colder. Supposed to get to freezing by the end of the week.

 

[Lilianna23]

I have 20 of them . . . .

Wat collects engines like I collect nail polish!

 

[Lilianna23]

People tell me that about grinders...

LOL

But do you have one (or more) on your kitchen table?

 

[Lilianna23]

We have a metric we use for burn out and to measure staff productivity..... so if it gets to high right before everyone quits they decide to hire someone..... so we also have the diversity qnd inclusiveness plan so if 40 people apply but not a diverse slate they will continue to accept applications until they are satisfied with that requirement ...takes a long time..... and then everyone is on the edge of death and they announce they hired so we can so " oh thanks for saving us"....... the corporate world ..esp in healthcare...males no freaking sense.

My boss and I had a one-on-one yesterday. Now, don't get me wrong I like my boss. She's a good leader, she works hard, she's very smart, she manages people well, even me and I'm difficult to manage because I'm too outspoken at times. She said "well Dr V doesn't like our tip sheets, she doesn't understand why we did them that way". I almost came unglued. And the most professional voice that I have, I said well, if you remember back I suggested doing documentation tip sheets but the compliance coders insisted on these compliance coding tip sheets that have absolutely no use no value and at the time I told you that. Doctors don't need the definition of stroke at the top of a Tip Sheet I'm pretty sure they know what it is" she said "oh yeah, I had forgotten that"

How soon is retirement?

 

[Lilianna23]

Your space...your money.... your cats.... your motors..... did I get that right? What did I leave out.....

Girl version is my shoes, my nail polish, ny make up, my throw pillows and blankets...oh and candles ..Can't forget the candles.....hahahahahaha

Right? One of my friends thinks I have too many nail polishes. IDK why. She tried suggesting I cut my polishes back to 7 from my current >100. My response? SEVEN??? Sometimes I use seven different polishes on one mani. A nail girlie NEEDS 27 different shades of pink!

Amirite??

 

[Lilianna23]

When I got home after work yesterday I found that my wife had assembled it. She would have had to unbox it in my van and carry the boards downstairs since the boxes were to heavy for her.

All right! She's keeper!

Do you like it?

 

[Lilianna23]

Balderdash!!
The Official Cooking for One Rules clearly state that half measures are perfectly acceptable at any time.

Unless that one can con, ... er, entice guests!

 

[Lilianna23]

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My problem was that I'm too transparent. If it's in my mind, it's on my face!

 

[Lilianna23]

I decorate alot! Tomorrow putting 40 sets of lights up. 8 wreaths, and a ton of extension cords. Inside the Chinese cabinet gets moved and 8 foot tree with 10 sets of lights and ornaments.

I love it!

 

[Lilianna23]

I just finished work. I would have been off before 4:00 since I started at 6:00 this morning, if I would have gotten the email letting me know that a meeting at 3:00 till 4:00 was canceled this morning at 10:00. When I reached out and said is anyone joining the meeting my damn coworker that I just talked to at 1:00, told me oh yeah I forgot I saw that at 10:00 this morning didn't you get the memo. I said no.. see you tomorrow. Like if you have a same day cancellation of a meeting wouldn't you tell your coworker. Oh I forgot to say, about an hour ago I made a comment on our team chat that these three to four meetings were for the birds with no response to that chat. I am living in the freaking Twilight Zone of hell.

That sucks. I'm sorry!

 

[Lilianna23]

I made a comment in our weekly team meeting that today was take no prisoners Tuesday for me and that tomorrow is whack a mole Wednesday I hope you're not a mole. Everyone laughed like I was joking

Little do they know...

 

[Lilianna23]

I've owned one Chrysler small block ever, and that went out of here 10 year ago.


I have 6 B blocks.


Fred is my witness. Ethyl is Fred's sister.


Don't tangle with Fred, or she'll sic Ethyl on you, and blood will flow.

So, you're saying Fred is the Ethyl whisperer???

 

[Lilianna23]

Long day. You know those days where you just keep pushing because you have to, but when it's over you just hit a wall and you're done. Yep, that's today.

Catch you all tomorrow.

Try to get some rest!

 

[Lilianna23]

Bring out the rosemary sage and thyme

Don't leave Parsley out of the party!

 

[Lilianna23]

This is very similar but I dont stuff the bird... I like crispy edges

I love marjoram.... I use interchangeably with oregano sometimes

I used to stuff the bird but now make my stuffing separately. It's safer that way, too.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning cafe crew. Have a warm and cosy Wednesday.

 

[Lilianna23]

Night everyone!View attachment 2433776

Sleep well tonight, OM! ️

 

[nipplecaresser]

I used to stuff the bird but now make my stuffing separately. It's safer that way, too.

My bird stuffing days are well behind me as well!

 

[Lilianna23]

I qm using a jewelweed salve on a sore area on my skin.... I hope it works because it is very very sore

Is this your thumb?

 

[Lilianna23]

Off to read for a bit.

Good night, Wat!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I can’t stand sitting down.

Mountains aren’t just funny – they’re hill areas.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses.

My patience has stretch marks.

I wasn’t able to make reservations at the library – they’re completely booked.

I didn’t like having long nails, but they’re growing on me.

If you know of any good fish jokes, let minnow.

Be kind to dentists – they have fillings too.

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

I don’t know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Tennis players have a hard time in relationships because love means nothing to them.

 

[Lilianna23]

Night all

Good sleep tonight, K! ️

 

[Lilianna23]

Exhausted. Sweet dreams all...
Tomorrow will be nutso. I may not be on here much until next week. Have a wonderful Holiday for all who celebrate ... and a nice, relaxing weekend for our friends elsewhere
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Good night, Likes! Try not to work too hard tomorrow (today!). Then relax on Thursday and Friday. ️