Dear Satan Claws,

[AceDesSpades]

Please bring Donald J. Trump fresh new criminal charges in time for Christmas.

Put some blanket family indictments into the stockings with care,
and rifle through all the underwear drawers
for cookies and cream.


Everybody


PS- And bring me a sled for GlowBall Warming. Call it Rosebud...

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Your lips are orange.

 

[AceDesSpades]

your penis shriveled

 

[Rebel5soul]

Hmm, looking at the electoral map I can foresee a resurgence of "Blue Christmas" this season.

 

[AceDesSpades]

You have to know how to read these things.
A lot of people are making good money at it.
The gold-glove shortstops who bat in the 220s.

 

[Deleted member 6873114]

Please bring Donald J. Trump fresh new criminal charges in time for Christmas.

Put some blanket family indictments into the stockings with care,
and rifle through all the underwear drawers
for cookies and cream.


Everybody


PS- And bring me a sled for GlowBall Warming. Call it Rosebud...

Bravo!

 

[Rotadom]

Please bring Donald J. Trump fresh new criminal charges in time for Christmas.

Put some blanket family indictments into the stockings with care,
and rifle through all the underwear drawers
for cookies and cream.


Everybody


PS- And bring me a sled for GlowBall Warming. Call it Rosebud...

Only one adoring trump thread this morning? You're slacking, TDS sufferer.

 

[Deleted member 6873114]

Satan's claws and all his little elves are running around the swamp screaming at the sky these days.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I can see how they confuse the meaning of "adoration..."

 

[AceDesSpades]

Satan's claws and all his little elves are running around the swamp screaming at the sky these days.

I look forward to the coal. Warm winter.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Dear Satan Claws

Please send Momala the gift of healing. Some coconut-creme filled delights in the stocking, a little campaign contribution in the night, her purse is feeling rather light.

Everybody

 

[AceDesSpades]

You are a fair and just giver.
What is your return policy?

 

[Deleted member 6873114]

Dear Satan Claws

Please send Momala the gift of healing. Some coconut-creme filled delights in the stocking, a little campaign contribution in the night, her purse is feeling rather light.

Everybody

No longer having access to other people money is a financial set back. And her age will make it hard to fuck up as much sugar daddy cash as she once had. She does need Satan's Claws.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Dear Satan Claws,

Please send us a Speaker for the Living. Washington DC is a tomb city, an ode to the dead. Senator is actually a pig-latin term meaning corpse. Congress is defined as a state of repose.

Everybody

 

[ll74]

Oh neat...more performative threads.


How unique and new.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Satan, strike Mr. Rolodexo dead; fuck his goat.

We're eating lamb...

All Hail Elon
​

 

[AceDesSpades]

*chuckle*

Popeye is now a horror-flick character.
Godzilla's going to get an orange FX wig and subtitles...

 

[AceDesSpades]

Blockbuster – New ET: The OrangeTerrestrial

 

[AceDesSpades]

PSA

'Tis the season

Checks' in the mail.

Toys4Tots (metaphorically made purchases)
Tunnels to Towers

 

[ll74]

Bumping your failed thread.
How AJ of you.

Maybe polituk can assist

 

[AceDesSpades]

How ghafla of you...

 

[AceDesSpades]

Please add this to your bag for good voters:

Despite its enormous budget and vast regulatory powers, the agency has failed to detect major frauds while wasting time and money on relatively useless disclosures.​

VERONIQUE DE RUGY

Abolish the SEC




https://reason.com/2024/12/03/abolish-the-securities-and-exchange-commission/