Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[conoflex]

In my bedroom with my mother's best friend , many years ago. We were in a 69 , I was eating licking her arse and puss and she was sucking me off and my parents were 3 feet away on the other side of the wall fast asleep 2am in the morning ,she would stay over after being out on works get togethers with my mam and sneak into my room where we would have lots of fun ,she was 30 years my senior and I loved it

 

[Nellie60]

There are many occasions I’ve indulged in such activity in risky circumstances. Two come to mind and both concern public transport.

First example: I once wanked a guy off on the back seat of the upper deck of a London Bus as we crawled up Regent Street during a busy lunchtime. When he came he shot all over the back of the seat in front. Needless to say this was in the pre-CCTV era!

The other occasion, also pre-CCTV, occurred when I was travelling home on a night bus. I lived close to the bus depot. Mine was the final stop. The young male conductor had collected my fare earlier and when not too far from my destination, he came upstairs again, probably to check if anyone was still on the upper deck. I was the only remaining passenger.

He came along the aisle to the rear seats where I was sitting and leaning against the back of the seat in front of me, asked if I’d been anywhere nice. I told him I’d been to a club. He asked which one and I told him Heaven which was a very popular gay venue at the time, but probably not known about by straight people. He obviously knew it as he asked: “Did you score?” then adjusted the front of his trousers. I replied “Not this time.” ”I’ve been there,” he said. “ Great place. Very hot.” He adjusted what appeared to be a slightly larger bulge.

”Boldly, I said “Do you want any help with that?” He replied ”Have to be quick as we’re getting close to the depot.” As he was saying that he unzipped and fished out his lovely fat cock, almost at full erection. I reached out and, spitting on my hand, grasped his cock and started wanking it. He leaned back, eyes closed and let out a sigh. “Go faster!” he moaned. I did, delving inside his fly with my other hand and gently pulling out a pair of ample balls. I cupped them in my hand as I jacked him off furiously. “Oh, fuck!” he gasped. I leaned forward and took his bell-end in my mouth as I finished him off down my throat.

Before I got off the bus we exchanged phone numbers and had many hot sessions in the safety of my flat afterwards.

Now it’s your turn, folks!

After party handjob from the hosts girlfriend right in the livingroom couch while he watched.

It was extraordinary. Blew my mind.

 

[UnexpectedLuggage]

Probably my car, driving home from work because all I could think about in that moment was how much I wanted to rail my co-worker.

 

[Alex0000]

One of my favorites was on the roof of a college classroom building. My girlfriend at the time was an art student. We snuck into the building at night, did blind chalk drawings on a classroom chalk board.

Went out a window into the roof where we could see the campus below. She got on her knees, unzipped my pants, and swallowed my cock until I came down her throat. She was great - loved guzzling my cum

I lost touch, unfortunately..... if you're out there reading this, DM me

 

[Nellie60]

After party handjob from the hosts girlfriend right in the livingroom couch while he watched.

It was extraordinary. Blew my mind.

This was the story where he couldn't watch anymore and walked out just before she finished me hard and fast. It was wild..

 

[jerryb1966]

Driving my girlfriend to her freshman year of college. While I was driving on the highway, she fished my cock out and deep throated me. A trucker came along and stayed right beside us and watched her blow me to completion. He honked his horn as she sat up and swallowed and showed him that her mouth was empty.

 

[Carlos_Kiki]

There are many occasions I’ve indulged in such activity in risky circumstances. Two come to mind and both concern public transport.

First example: I once wanked a guy off on the back seat of the upper deck of a London Bus as we crawled up Regent Street during a busy lunchtime. When he came he shot all over the back of the seat in front. Needless to say this was in the pre-CCTV era!

The other occasion, also pre-CCTV, occurred when I was travelling home on a night bus. I lived close to the bus depot. Mine was the final stop. The young male conductor had collected my fare earlier and when not too far from my destination, he came upstairs again, probably to check if anyone was still on the upper deck. I was the only remaining passenger.

He came along the aisle to the rear seats where I was sitting and leaning against the back of the seat in front of me, asked if I’d been anywhere nice. I told him I’d been to a club. He asked which one and I told him Heaven which was a very popular gay venue at the time, but probably not known about by straight people. He obviously knew it as he asked: “Did you score?” then adjusted the front of his trousers. I replied “Not this time.” ”I’ve been there,” he said. “ Great place. Very hot.” He adjusted what appeared to be a slightly larger bulge.

”Boldly, I said “Do you want any help with that?” He replied ”Have to be quick as we’re getting close to the depot.” As he was saying that he unzipped and fished out his lovely fat cock, almost at full erection. I reached out and, spitting on my hand, grasped his cock and started wanking it. He leaned back, eyes closed and let out a sigh. “Go faster!” he moaned. I did, delving inside his fly with my other hand and gently pulling out a pair of ample balls. I cupped them in my hand as I jacked him off furiously. “Oh, fuck!” he gasped. I leaned forward and took his bell-end in my mouth as I finished him off down my throat.

Before I got off the bus we exchanged phone numbers and had many hot sessions in the safety of my flat afterwards.

Now it’s your turn, folks!

So many crazy handjobs over the years. Several times while driving in broad daylight in traffic.
Once while driving to Indy from Florida on I-65 in Louisville Kentucky about 5 a.m. (after driving all night). The kinky thing about that one was that her mother was asleep in the back seat. That was risky…lol
Another pretty kinky one was at Pirates Of The Caribbean at Disney World during a thunderstorm. I had a rain poncho on and the wifey stroked me to orgasm. Ah the good ole days.

 

[christinetied]

Risky would have to be a blowjob while behind a police station

 

[Bi4Older84]

I got a handjob in a church back in HS, that was pretty memorable

 

[SPARTAN047]

Car blowjobs, incredible.

 

[dobbins1]

I got a handjob in a church back in HS, that was pretty memorable

You win!

 

[bobb_sledd]

I've masturbated while sitting in the front cockpit of a number of fighter jets with the engines running. At times, it's necessary to defuel an aircraft and flame-out the engines - run them out of fuel. The process is done by first defueling the jet using a fuel truck, then running the engines to burn-off the remaining fuel. Depending on the circumstances, this can take time. The procedure is performed in all sorts of weather. When it's raining and/or snowing, one closes the canopy to stay warm and/or dry. A near-perfect environment to rub-one-out with fellow maintainers on the ground well below site level. Unfortunately, I was never able to take one to the end, but the edging was quite pleasurable.

 

[Erosfan]

So many. I've jerked off in my car while driving in broad daylight, in my garage with the door open, on our back porch where neighbors could see. My wife has jerked me off in all the previous mentioned scenarios, usually while I was completely naked.
Naked walks late at night in our neighborhood. Too many to recall all at once.

 

[Nellie60]

The backseat of my car most...lots of times different girls.

Attempted on park bench but too risky as people always unexpectedly turn up LOL

 

[secretthing]

I'm a huge exhibitionist. One night, I decided to test my luck and sit out on the porch, pull my shorts and panties down, and rub my vibrator against my clit.

It was dark out so there wasn't much risk of being caught, but my house faces a fairly busy road in my town, and even at 1 am there were maybe two or three cars ever few minutes. I was situated far enough back that I was only visible in headlights as the cars were passing, but if anyone would have glanced over, they could have seen me.

It was completely still except for the sound of me using my vibrator. I had to work myself up to being brave enough to masturbate while cars were passing, but I was sitting with my legs spread and my pussy completely visible. The thought that anyone could see me was intensely erotic!

 

[WandererLost]

I've nipped off public footpaths while I' ot walking for a quick strip off and wank before. Don't think I've ever been spotted but I'd love for someone to join me one day.

I still do this! Though not the actual stripping that's way too much for me. I walk the dog alot and have met a few owners along the way some of them have fuelled my need to divert into the tree line to relieve myself. Other times just getting lost in my thoughts I get myself worked up and again find a spot to wank off and splatter the ground around me.

 

[van_delay]

The riskiest place I've jerked off was in my mothers-in-law closet into a white bra and panty set of hers.

Love this

 

[kyblue12]

I'm a huge exhibitionist. One night, I decided to test my luck and sit out on the porch, pull my shorts and panties down, and rub my vibrator against my clit.

It was dark out so there wasn't much risk of being caught, but my house faces a fairly busy road in my town, and even at 1 am there were maybe two or three cars ever few minutes. I was situated far enough back that I was only visible in headlights as the cars were passing, but if anyone would have glanced over, they could have seen me.

It was completely still except for the sound of me using my vibrator. I had to work myself up to being brave enough to masturbate while cars were passing, but I was sitting with my legs spread and my pussy completely visible. The thought that anyone could see me was intensely erotic!

Amazing!!!

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Masturbated, at my office (my job), also on my apartment balcony. Also at the apartments of a couple of female friends where I was staying.

Blow/hand jobs, hmm, outside my dorm, farmer's field, public beach, park in NYC, bathroom of a friend while she lay in bed, etc.

 

[Fufumberuk]

I've masturbated while sitting in the front cockpit of a number of fighter jets with the engines running. At times, it's necessary to defuel an aircraft and flame-out the engines - run them out of fuel. The process is done by first defueling the jet using a fuel truck, then running the engines to burn-off the remaining fuel. Depending on the circumstances, this can take time. The procedure is performed in all sorts of weather. When it's raining and/or snowing, one closes the canopy to stay warm and/or dry. A near-perfect environment to rub-one-out with fellow maintainers on the ground well below site level. Unfortunately, I was never able to take one to the end, but the edging was quite pleasurable.

What jet was it? A buccaneer?

 

[trinething1ns]

Also at the apartments of a couple of female friends where I was staying.

Were they there at the time?

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Were they there at the time?

Well one I guess was out of town so it wasn't that dangerous. I was staying with her a few weeks and hadn't cum in a while.

The other was at work (different time). I was in town visiting. Don't know why I needed to do it but I did.

 

[trinething1ns]

I used to kind of get off doing it at other people’s houses, that’s why I ask. Did it once in the bathroom after having dinner at a friend’s. They all sat down to watch a movie and I excused myself to their bathroom.

 

[bichbo]

It happened in a stairwell, both hj and bj, with my bf.

 

[jd_sw]

Does masturbate someone via remote controlled vibrator count?