Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

I cannot believe you said that!

I was simply interpreting what it couldn’t say.

 

[Bbl87]

Listen, I’ve given instructions and enjoyed it.

I mean, I'd have no choice but to listen to you given the opportunity.

 

[Endless_Night]

I was simply interpreting what it couldn’t say.

This whole the appendage is its own (albeit mute) entity thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This whole the appendage is it's own (albeit mute) entity thing.

It’s like having a muppet in your pants.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s like having a muppet in your pants.

Dear Lord.

 

[Bbl87]

Dear Lord.

I mean, if you had one, you'd understand. They really do have a mind of their own.

 

[GallantWriter]

It’s like having a muppet in your pants.

Honestly not completely off the mark

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, if you had one, you'd understand. They really do have a mind of their own.

Oh, I thought the whole point was they did have a mind of their own.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, I thought the whole point was they did have a mind of their own.

And an unstoppable enthusiasm!

 

[Bbl87]

Oh, I thought the whole point was they did have a mind of their own.

Oh, I beat you on the edit! My autocorrect tried to get me, but I'm faster!

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, I beat you on the edit! My autocorrect tried to get me, but I'm faster!

For a minute there the world spun as you destroyed all my learned experience.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, if you had one, you'd understand. They really do have a mind of their own.

This reminds me of the Pete Holms bit on his dick having it's own ideas, "Let's go to the beach & leer!"

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’d like a video.

Listen, I’ve given instructions and enjoyed it.

It sounds…. Like it would be hard to get off to.

wait...you have given instructions?

 

[MedicalMuse]

wait...you have given instructions?

Yep

 

[GallantWriter]

Yep

Wouldn't have guessed. I'm sure they were marvelous directions.

 

[Bbl87]

Yep

Lucky, lucky man...

 

[ShaneoD]

Listen, I’ve given instructions and enjoyed it.

Shane you're in work and have a job to do, leave yourself alone

 

[MedicalMuse]

Shane you're in work and have a job to do, leave yourself alone

I can’t stop giggling.

I mean, if you can hold off you can reward yourself later

 

[ShaneoD]

I can’t stop giggling.

I mean, if you can hold off you can reward yourself later

I shall have too, I would have said I was jealous of the lucky guy who got those "instructions" but I really didn't need to

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It’s like having a muppet in your pants.

 

[GallantWriter]

Great song honestly

 

[Endless_Night]

I dunno. These muppets seem way more self aware than the average appendage. Just sayin'.

 

[azz_vt]

Do you need me to record in delicious detail what it is you need to do?

Can we make this a group sharing activity? For science….

 

[hotwords229_A]

The breast I could do.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6dc94e372462f454d52e5165ea543e1d/c0a5fa5c88a083a9-d0/s540x810/cba74d6a31328c6d377b03fa3608101071580cfa.gif

I went through a scary time in my life where I thought I might never get to see Lily James’ boobs.
But I believed in myself, I worked hard at it and I made it. I’m basically an American hero.

Who did you or do you want to see naked?
Was it worth it?

 

[JohnnyDoe65]

how is the best way to make ur dick and balls smooth? is there a video or something that shows how 2 do it ?

I would have to show you in person.