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That covers a lot of ground. Didn't take you long either.posted a FAQ...happy to update it as needed. Go back to the very first post on page 1 in this thread if interested.
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That covers a lot of ground. Didn't take you long either.posted a FAQ...happy to update it as needed. Go back to the very first post on page 1 in this thread if interested.
too funny on the zelda vid
Love it!!! I was even zooming
A whole lot of ogling and dribbling going on right now.
A whole lot of ogling and dribbling going on right now.![]()
thanks so much!!!Love it!!! I was even zooming
love your pics, gifs and messages. You are also a really funny and interesting person!!
Pleasure.thanks so much!!!![]()
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I might have sent some the old fashion way.Well, luckily no one has sent me a single dick pic yet...but in general, instead of asking what part of my body I would want to be cummed on (as an example), it might be better to say hello and ask me something a bit more polite and sure, thought-provoking doesnt hurt!
For a second I didn't even see the thong.
Hiposted a FAQ...happy to update it as needed. Go back to the very first post on page 1 in this thread if interested.
Whoah. That's a jaw clencher.
thanks but
1. did some content creation in my past...not really into it now
2. I am using my brain, not my butt, to earn a living
Just noticed some members have threads devoted solely to themselves.
Ive posted a few pics already but Ill post them here again so they are all in one place!
Also, feel free to ask me anything...
EDIT/UPDATE:
Apparently I need a FAQ
How old are you?
24
What do I do for work?
I graduated in business/marketing. I work for a very large company that you are likely using at least one of their products this very minute, and I work on their web campaign launches. I don’t love my job, but I work from home and am grossly overpaid so that isn’t so bad!
Do you sit at home naked while working or talking to us?
Sorry, I have to be on camera for meetings, of which I usually have 3-5 a day or so. I can wear whatever I want of course, so yes sure, some days its like yoga pants and a t shirt, or even pajamas, and other days it’s a bit more professional. The typical day is me in jeans, and a t shirt or a hoodie of some sort.
Where are all of your piercings?
Ears. Nostril. Septum. Tongue. Nipples. Navel. Nope, nothing below the belt, sorry to spoil that fantasy you may have had. The septum piercing didnt hurt because I have a decent sized "sweetspot". The pipples did hurt for a moment. The navel actually hurt as well. Ears and nostril did not. Tongue was just weird.
Will you skype/telegram/snap/phone sex with me?
I truly do not want to try to brag or anything, but I have been asked that many times on here and frankly...even if I wanted to with several of you, I’d never get anything else done with the sheer volume of requests! I still have my job duties to perform which takes precedence, and then I spend a fair amount of time goofing around here, and of course I have my real life etc.
I really only joined here a few days ago and am trying to contain conversations to here for now, ok? It isn’t personal. It isn’t because you are too old or ugly or fat or have a small dick or something you may think, but I just need a bit of privacy/personal space and also have to have a life off of here. But maybe down the road, if you and I get super friendly and such then who knows, ok? No promises either way.
I am 40, 55, 63, 70 yrs old...will you talk with me?
I have no judgements on your age. Or heritage, religion, body shape, too much hair or not enough, ink all over, piercings, kinks and fetishes you like...none of it. Ill talk with anyone and everyone. Just be respectful and friendly and we will see where it goes ok? That said…if you are a bigtime MAGA type, there is a good chance we will not get along, so if you want to interact, keep it respectful.
Can I send you a dick pic/show you how hard you make me/cum tribute your content?
Maybe. Please ask first. I don’t want a ton of dicks sent to my inbox…as much as some of you may want your cock near my box haha. But seriously, the reactions you have shared with me are very flattering and I may be open to some of that, but just ASK first.
Whats forbidden/hard limits with you?
Sexually, I wont do anything with feces or blood. I am not into wearing diapers or major age play. I generally am not into major degradation. I am not into scarring/major pain. No kids or animals. I am admittedly not into dressing up as a furry...it kinda is weird to me so while yes I have an anal plug and use a dildo in my ass, it doesnt have a tail on it. Otherwise, sure, I might be open to most anything sexually. I like spanking, restraints, spit play, tickle torture, teasing, orgasm denial, blindfolds, using toys, roleplaying...and I am more often than not an alpha. I am not a mean dominatrix or anything...just happen to usually take charge and yes, I have been more dom with a few ppl before.
How big are your boobs?
I am somewhere between a B and C cup. I have some bras that are C, some that are B.
What are you hobbies and such?
Well, many are in my little About/bio. You may have seen my soundcloud links on this thread somewhere, so I have been singing much of my life, and I learned guitar off of youtube during covid. But I tend to devote myself to a hobby when I get interested in it and I just focus on it enough to be somewhat ok at it. I also snowboard and ski, play golf, played soccer (football) when I was younger and in HS, write, cook A LOT (like seriously…A LOT…I make my own pasta as an example), I love to dance, see friends, drink alcohol, smoke weed sometimes, watch tv, read A LOT, and play with my dog (a pug).
You play/follow sports?
I am not into the NFL much, sorry. I enjoy the playoffs and Superbowl, but generally speaking its not a sport I got into. I played soccer (football) as a kid, did some golf and tennis, did a little softball. I watch soccer all the time. My team is Juventus. I watch F1 as well...(Scuderia Ferrari!). Being that I grew up in LA, my baseball team is the Dodgers, NBA is the Lakers.
What are your favorite…movies/tv shows/musicians/books/video games?
The below are NOT in order:
Movies: Shawshank Redemption. Spirited Away. Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back. Amelie. Princess Mononoke. Trainspotting. Dead Poets Society. Inception. Memento. Pulp Fiction. Fight Club. Godfather 1 and 2. Parasite. City of God. Goodfellas. Wall-E. Amadeus. Heat. Mad Max Fury Road. Blade Runner.
TV: The Americans. The Wire. The Sopranos. Better Call Saul. Breaking Bad. Succession. Mr. Robot. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Parks and Rec. The Office. Seinfeld. Adventure Time. The Simpsons. Sherlock. Firefly. Black Mirror. Narcos. Ozark. Ted Lasso. The IT Crowd. Peep Show. Slow Horses. What We Do In the Shadows. Pachinko.
Music: Depeche Mode. Chvrches. Deadmau5. Bob Marley. The Clash. Queen. Sam Cooke. U2. Passion Pit. The National. Frank Ocean. Phoenix. Thievery Corporation. Jay-Z. Arcade Fire. Bad Religion.
Books: Red Rising series by Pierce Brown. ASOIAF series by GRRM. By Chuck Palahniuk: Rant. Survivor. Fight Club. Choke. Damned. Most anything by Vonnegut. Wool series by Hugh Howey. All the Light We Cannot See. 1Q84. The Martian. Devil in the White City. Perfume. The Kite Runner. The Book Thief.
Video games: Stardew Valley. Cyberpunk 2077. Borderlands 1, 2, 3, Legend of Zelda BOTW/TOTK, Burnout Paradise, Machinarium, Fallout New Vegas…
Comics: Saga. Doctor Aphra. Walking Dead. Preacher. Locke & Key. Darth Vader.
Love this list and glad you landed here.Just noticed some members have threads devoted solely to themselves.
Ive posted a few pics already but Ill post them here again so they are all in one place!
Also, feel free to ask me anything...
EDIT/UPDATE:
Apparently I need a FAQ
I'm got to say you get more and more interesting and downright fascinating every time I learn something new about youJust noticed some members have threads devoted solely to themselves.
Ive posted a few pics already but Ill post them here again so they are all in one place!
Also, feel free to ask me anything...
EDIT/UPDATE:
Apparently I need a FAQ
How old are you?
24
What do I do for work?
I graduated in business/marketing. I work for a very large company that you are likely using at least one of their products this very minute, and I work on their web campaign launches. I don’t love my job, but I work from home and am grossly overpaid so that isn’t so bad!
Do you sit at home naked while working or talking to us?
Sorry, I have to be on camera for meetings, of which I usually have 3-5 a day or so. I can wear whatever I want of course, so yes sure, some days its like yoga pants and a t shirt, or even pajamas, and other days it’s a bit more professional. The typical day is me in jeans, and a t shirt or a hoodie of some sort.
Where are all of your piercings?
Ears. Nostril. Septum. Tongue. Nipples. Navel. Nope, nothing below the belt, sorry to spoil that fantasy you may have had. The septum piercing didnt hurt because I have a decent sized "sweetspot". The pipples did hurt for a moment. The navel actually hurt as well. Ears and nostril did not. Tongue was just weird.
Will you skype/telegram/snap/phone sex with me?
I truly do not want to try to brag or anything, but I have been asked that many times on here and frankly...even if I wanted to with several of you, I’d never get anything else done with the sheer volume of requests! I still have my job duties to perform which takes precedence, and then I spend a fair amount of time goofing around here, and of course I have my real life etc.
I really only joined here a few days ago and am trying to contain conversations to here for now, ok? It isn’t personal. It isn’t because you are too old or ugly or fat or have a small dick or something you may think, but I just need a bit of privacy/personal space and also have to have a life off of here. But maybe down the road, if you and I get super friendly and such then who knows, ok? No promises either way.
I am 40, 55, 63, 70 yrs old...will you talk with me?
I have no judgements on your age. Or heritage, religion, body shape, too much hair or not enough, ink all over, piercings, kinks and fetishes you like...none of it. Ill talk with anyone and everyone. Just be respectful and friendly and we will see where it goes ok? That said…if you are a bigtime MAGA type, there is a good chance we will not get along, so if you want to interact, keep it respectful.
Can I send you a dick pic/show you how hard you make me/cum tribute your content?
Maybe. Please ask first. I don’t want a ton of dicks sent to my inbox…as much as some of you may want your cock near my box haha. But seriously, the reactions you have shared with me are very flattering and I may be open to some of that, but just ASK first.
Whats forbidden/hard limits with you?
Sexually, I wont do anything with feces or blood. I am not into wearing diapers or major age play. I generally am not into major degradation. I am not into scarring/major pain. No kids or animals. I am admittedly not into dressing up as a furry...it kinda is weird to me so while yes I have an anal plug and use a dildo in my ass, it doesnt have a tail on it. Otherwise, sure, I might be open to most anything sexually. I like spanking, restraints, spit play, tickle torture, teasing, orgasm denial, blindfolds, using toys, roleplaying...and I am more often than not an alpha. I am not a mean dominatrix or anything...just happen to usually take charge and yes, I have been more dom with a few ppl before.
How big are your boobs?
I am somewhere between a B and C cup. I have some bras that are C, some that are B.
What are you hobbies and such?
Well, many are in my little About/bio. You may have seen my soundcloud links on this thread somewhere, so I have been singing much of my life, and I learned guitar off of youtube during covid. But I tend to devote myself to a hobby when I get interested in it and I just focus on it enough to be somewhat ok at it. I also snowboard and ski, play golf, played soccer (football) when I was younger and in HS, write, cook A LOT (like seriously…A LOT…I make my own pasta as an example), I love to dance, see friends, drink alcohol, smoke weed sometimes, watch tv, read A LOT, and play with my dog (a pug).
You play/follow sports?
I am not into the NFL much, sorry. I enjoy the playoffs and Superbowl, but generally speaking its not a sport I got into. I played soccer (football) as a kid, did some golf and tennis, did a little softball. I watch soccer all the time. My team is Juventus. I watch F1 as well...(Scuderia Ferrari!). Being that I grew up in LA, my baseball team is the Dodgers, NBA is the Lakers.
What are your favorite…movies/tv shows/musicians/books/video games?
The below are NOT in order:
Movies: Shawshank Redemption. Spirited Away. Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back. Amelie. Princess Mononoke. Trainspotting. Dead Poets Society. Inception. Memento. Pulp Fiction. Fight Club. Godfather 1 and 2. Parasite. City of God. Goodfellas. Wall-E. Amadeus. Heat. Mad Max Fury Road. Blade Runner.
TV: The Americans. The Wire. The Sopranos. Better Call Saul. Breaking Bad. Succession. Mr. Robot. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Parks and Rec. The Office. Seinfeld. Adventure Time. The Simpsons. Sherlock. Firefly. Black Mirror. Narcos. Ozark. Ted Lasso. The IT Crowd. Peep Show. Slow Horses. What We Do In the Shadows. Pachinko.
Music: Depeche Mode. Chvrches. Deadmau5. Bob Marley. The Clash. Queen. Sam Cooke. U2. Passion Pit. The National. Frank Ocean. Phoenix. Thievery Corporation. Jay-Z. Arcade Fire. Bad Religion.
Books: Red Rising series by Pierce Brown. ASOIAF series by GRRM. By Chuck Palahniuk: Rant. Survivor. Fight Club. Choke. Damned. Most anything by Vonnegut. Wool series by Hugh Howey. All the Light We Cannot See. 1Q84. The Martian. Devil in the White City. Perfume. The Kite Runner. The Book Thief.
Video games: Stardew Valley. Cyberpunk 2077. Borderlands 1, 2, 3, Legend of Zelda BOTW/TOTK, Burnout Paradise, Machinarium, Fallout New Vegas…
Comics: Saga. Doctor Aphra. Walking Dead. Preacher. Locke & Key. Darth Vader.
theres also a movie based on the book...but its nowhere near as good. still, its at least entertaining.Hi
Long time lurker; first time pesterer....
There are many cultural things that tick my cerebral boxes in your FAQs, but I have to bring attention to Perfume: Story of A Murderer by Patrick Suskind.
I read it for the first time in January this year and not only did it immediately become a personal favourite - it also changed me as a person, because I feel like I've unlocked a sense that I had for so long forgot to utilise to the extent I now do.
Unfortunately, at the time I was reading the book, I was delivering to an office like I did every other day, and on this one particular day I entered the reception and said, "It smells of furniture polish in here," because I'd be more sensitive to scents since beginning the book.
She said, "that's my perfume, you cheeky bugger!"
I then proceeded to sniff the receptionist
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as a content creator I made enough to pay a few bills...and nowhere near what Belle Delphine is making!Brains are WAAAAY sexier than butts. No offense, because you really do have a nice butt; however, you have already proven the quality of what’s upstairs matches - or exceeds - what’s in the trunk, so to speak.
It’s not often I look forward to what an individual poster has left on the boards because I knowit’s more than fluff and click bait.
If someone wants to be a content creator, more power to them, but it is refreshing that someone who could clearly do well at that has decided to explore all the options available and go in the direction that they find preferable and and - financially at least - fulfilling - I hope that is even remotely accurate…
Ive played D & D, it just not a hobby!Love this list and glad you landed here.
Hobbies - it’s never too late to start playing Dungeons & Dragons!
Movies - Fury Road and Bladerunner are two of the greatest sci fi flicks of all time. For a completely silly experience watch Hot Rod.
Music - I’ve been a big Bad Religion fan for years. Check out SuperHeavy if you get a chance.
TV - love Slow Horses!! Highly recommend Mare of Easttown and The Afterparty
Books - check out Cadwell Turnbull
Comics - used to collect quite a bit. Chcek out Elfquest.
Q; a couple people recently called me a dick, albeit unfairly. If I send a pic of myself does that count as a dick pick?![]()
Personally, my favorite physical part of a woman is between her legs. I enjoy gratuitously graphic pictures, but those are extremely personal and I know most would rather not post that publicly. If you ever do, you have to link it from an external source, the Lit moderators don't allow those detailed of personal pictures to be posted directly.TAKING REQUESTS
While I may not do what you want, Ill take it under advisement...but...
do you have a specific thing you want me to wear? a specific pose you maybe want? a body part you want to see?
My butt? More tiddies? My face in it? Gym outfit? Lingerie? Mirror selfie? Legs spread? Some nice teases? More videos only? Specifically wear yellow/black/red/green/whatever?
If I can accomodate ya, perhaps I will!
Happy to see you in any outfit and more tiddies and nudes are always appreciated but, since you asked…TAKING REQUESTS
While I may not do what you want, Ill take it under advisement...but...
do you have a specific thing you want me to wear? a specific pose you maybe want? a body part you want to see?
My butt? More tiddies? My face in it? Gym outfit? Lingerie? Mirror selfie? Legs spread? Some nice teases? More videos only? Specifically wear yellow/black/red/green/whatever?
If I can accomodate ya, perhaps I will!
I agree with the other comment. In my case, talkimg about physical features, I love what a woman has between her legs. I love when they spread their pussy lips, when they masturbate, when it is wet because they are excited...TAKING REQUESTS
While I may not do what you want, Ill take it under advisement...but...
do you have a specific thing you want me to wear? a specific pose you maybe want? a body part you want to see?
My butt? More tiddies? My face in it? Gym outfit? Lingerie? Mirror selfie? Legs spread? Some nice teases? More videos only? Specifically wear yellow/black/red/green/whatever?
If I can accomodate ya, perhaps I will!
My face and your ass!TAKING REQUESTS
While I may not do what you want, Ill take it under advisement...but...
do you have a specific thing you want me to wear? a specific pose you maybe want? a body part you want to see?
My butt? More tiddies? My face in it? Gym outfit? Lingerie? Mirror selfie? Legs spread? Some nice teases? More videos only? Specifically wear yellow/black/red/green/whatever?
If I can accomodate ya, perhaps I will!
send me a pic of your face and ill photoshop it near my butt in a pic hahahaMy face and your ass!
I am taking requests. Doesnt mean I am fulfilling all of them, or any of them.Does that go for any body part? Bites lip