Statistical anomalies! The election was rigged!

[MajorRewrite]

Want to freak out MAGAs? Say the election that they insisted was going to be stolen was actually stolen!

A data scientist says there were a statistically improbable number of “bullet ballots” cast for Trump. He recommends a hand count of ballots.

 

[SubzeroGirl]

Oh noooooo! A rigged election.

I agree, there’s no way Harris won as many votes as she did. I don’t believe that many illegals voted.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Oh noooooo! A rigged election.

I agree, there’s no way Harris won as many votes as she did. I don’t believe that many illegals voted.

For 4 years, MAGAs predicted the election would be stolen/rigged. Maybe they were right!

I demand a hand count of paper ballots! We must put the “stolen election” concerns to rest!

 

[SCSon1961]

Want to freak out MAGAs? Say the election that they insisted was going to be stolen was actually stolen!

A data scientist says there were a statistically improbable number of “bullet ballots” cast for Trump. He recommends a hand count of ballots.

The first problem is you are believing a "scientist" with statistical improbabilities. He won. It is election day not election season. No recounts. No counting incorrect ballots. Live with it. And stay tuned we are not done yet.

 

[SubzeroGirl]

For 4 years, MAGAs predicted the election would be stolen/rigged. Maybe they were right!

I demand a hand count of paper ballots! We must put the “stolen election” concerns to rest!

Don’t forget Hillary said the same thing. Losers are always sore and it doesn’t matter now.

 

[MajorRewrite]

The first problem is you are believing a "scientist" with statistical improbabilities. He won. It is election day not election season. No recounts. No counting incorrect ballots. Live with it. And stay tuned we are not done yet.

“No recounts”?!? I remember several recounts in 2020.

For 4 years you MAGAs insisted the election was going to be stolen.

Now you suddenly changed your mind. Have the courage to stand by your beliefs! Demand a recount to prove the system is as corrupt as you always said!

Also, you forgot to use the lunacy font: sTAy TuNed wE ArE not DoNe!!!

 

[MajorRewrite]

Don’t forget Hillary said the same thing. Losers are always sore and it doesn’t matter now.

Fact check: Hillary did not “say the same thing.”

Donnie is the king of election denial. Elections are rigged and stolen! Demand a recount to get proof of what Donnie spent 4 years saying!

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Let Hillary go on TV and claim Trump is an illegitimate president. Everyone wins.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Let Hillary go on TV and claim Trump is an illegitimate president. Everyone wins.

You might want to talk to a professional about your Hillary Clinton fantasies.

 

[SubzeroGirl]

Fact check: Hillary did not “say the same thing.”

Donnie is the king of election denial. Elections are rigged and stolen! Demand a recount to get proof of what Donnie spent 4 years saying!

He won fair and square this time. You’ll have to let it go.

 

[MajorRewrite]

He won fair and square this time. You’ll have to let it go.

Elections are rigged. Trump and the MAGAs told me so. I believe them.

You clearly are a traitor to the MAGA cause.

 

[SubzeroGirl]

Elections are rigged. Trump and the MAGAs told me so. I believe them.

You clearly are a traitor to the MAGA cause.

I’ll have to live with that won’t I?

 

[Politruk]

I’ll have to live with that won’t I?

Not for much longer. Don't forget, you have suicide on your to-do list.