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AceDesSpades said:
... also helps to explain the hair.

You want to horrify a Millennial mom? When he child asks, "Why does that man have long hair?" that doesn't phase her at all. She just shushes the child.

But when I do the whoo-whoo-whoo thing with my fingers and lips, she went pale and her eyes grew big and I thought she was going to pass the fuck out...
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If ypu bait strangers for looking feminine you won't get a pleasant response forever.

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Buffalogurl said:
"Eye lids fluttering dreamily"...alterd gassers/outlaws..... I just adore the bad boys. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
There's something about glorious rounded, sculptured fenders,, turns me to mush🥰🥰🥰🥰
That and a throttle wack🤗🤗...... my,my wat....
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I like gassers and similar rods-n-racers. (Yes, that makes me a racist - a drag racist. Racists gonna race.) Those Willys coupe are very small cars and had some interesting styling. It's difficult to find an un-rodded Willys coupe. I know I have posted a picture of one around here somewhere - I reckon that it'll turn up.


I have a '42 anvil coupe which is badly rusted out. It would be virtually impossible to restore because of the cancer and a lack of parts for it, but there's enough there to make a gasser out of it. And there are Gen III 392 engines out there in the affordable range. So, maybe one day.


http://car-from-uk.com/ebay/carphotos/full/ebay1029123.jpg
 
Philthy_Phil said:
Indeed. I'm saving my rubles to go into hiding.

Sadly for steve, trump will outlaw trannies and declare antifa a terrorist organization, steve and his homeless friends will all be locked away soon enough.
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PooPoo PeePee,

Calling me Steve is good. I danced as Stevie long ago. And when i say I danced, i mean i danced nude with my gynecomastic boobies shakin' -- Bouncy bouncy jiggly jiggly
Go lick Trump's asshole bigly.

I don't do ATM. You do. That's why you're known everywhere now as

POOPOO PEEPEE.

But it's best in that:

A. It underscores your rank cowardice in that everyone here knows the name of my ex, but your government name awaits approval by the SAC before it's disclosed.

B. It's a female name:

All the Poems: Stevie Smith https://a.co/d/0Ocj0TM

B. It acknowledges this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lulu_Schwartz

C. Which celebrates this:

"Schwartz's works have also been a major influence on neo-con factions that favour the severing of Saudi Arabia-U.S. relations and lobby U.S. foreign policy officials to take a hostile stance against the Saudi government.[12]"

Of course you love the Sauds [possibly my relatives. Su'ud = Black = Schwartz. The Iranians claim the Saudis are Baghdadi Jews who emigrated to Nejd via Kuwait.]

DJT voters may love them as well. I love my Big Domme, my Princess Domna, the rest of my fam, my boobies and my booty. My boobies drive my Lambo bod; my booty is the engine. My orgasmobile is mainly a coalburner. Not one person on this alleged sex site will recognize the ref.

The other top fuel for my racy fucktruck is described here:


Which is good because you're a cockroach, but also cause this:


PooPoo PeePee, your posts include so many tells you should use this as your voicemail message:


Good but mine is better:


Remember, i was there when this was proposed to Franzy C.

I kinda prefer this:


Ennyhoo... the tells roll on. Saving rubles to go into hiding? I.e. returning to Rodina?

https://youtu.be/iCAXB4ROvr4?si=VKyormwwEkisHD3s

Again, my preference lies elsewhere:

https://youtu.be/4uDp4k0Oo9w?si=AV0NHsdw3tQEiBM2

https://youtu.be/wAZraqJF-jw?si=MgEwoiJ_Rr4OzZfd

You're this guy's alt:

https://youtu.be/zHYbcgu7XMY?si=WAjQ9sW6yD2_CkxT

But my favorite of your current tells is your calling me a Skeletor. See, as you point out, i'm an adult. I had to look that up.

You're prolly a teenage incel. Don't know for certain yet. SAC will disclose.

Anybody can see here that's silly:

https://youtu.be/PXDgZQBkLKA?feature=shared

But i gotta thank you for outing Ilse Koati as your bitch. Who knew a major Nazi war criminal had an alt here?

https://youtu.be/WohHJpu-wSY?si=Ajz8CUTFV6k7mEQr

My approach to the future:

https://youtube.com/shorts/NOQIJCuoBlc?si=Fh1aB5xe7m0yMSkk

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Bigtitsbitch1000x said:
PooPoo PeePee,

Calling me Steve is good. I danced as Stevie long ago. And when i say I danced, i mean i danced nude with my gynecomastic boobies shakin' -- Bouncy bouncy jiggly jiggly
Go lick Trump's asshole bigly.

I don't do ATM. You do. That's why you're known everywhere now as

POOPOO PEEPEE.

But it's best in that:

A. It underscores your rank cowardice in that everyone here knows the name of my ex, but your government name awaits approval by the SAC before it's disclosed.

B. It's a female name:

All the Poems: Stevie Smith https://a.co/d/0Ocj0TM

B. It acknowledges this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lulu_Schwartz

C. Which celebrates this:

"Schwartz's works have also been a major influence on neo-con factions that favour the severing of Saudi Arabia-U.S. relations and lobby U.S. foreign policy officials to take a hostile stance against the Saudi government.[12]"

Of course you love the Sauds [possibly my relatives. Su'ud = Black = Schwartz. The Iranians claim the Saudis are Baghdadi Jews who emigrated to Nejd via Kuwait.]

DJT voters may love them as well. I love my Big Domme, my Princess Domna, the rest of my fam, my boobies and my booty. My boobies drive my Lambo bod; my booty is the engine. My orgasmobile is mainly a coalburner. Not one person on this alleged sex site will recognize the ref.

The other top fuel for my racy fucktruck is described here:


Which is good because you're a cockroach, but also cause this:


PooPoo PeePee, your posts include so many tells you should use this as your voicemail message:


Good but mine is better:


Remember, i was there when this was proposed to Franzy C.

I kinda prefer this:


Ennyhoo... the tells roll on. Saving rubles to go into hiding? I.e. returning to Rodina?

https://youtu.be/iCAXB4ROvr4?si=VKyormwwEkisHD3s

Again, my preference lies elsewhere:

https://youtu.be/4uDp4k0Oo9w?si=AV0NHsdw3tQEiBM2

https://youtu.be/wAZraqJF-jw?si=MgEwoiJ_Rr4OzZfd

You're this guy's alt:

https://youtu.be/zHYbcgu7XMY?si=WAjQ9sW6yD2_CkxT

But my favorite of your current tells is your calling me a Skeletor. See, as you point out, i'm an adult. I had to look that up.

You're prolly a teenage incel. Don't know for certain yet. SAC will disclose.

Anybody can see here that's silly:

https://youtu.be/PXDgZQBkLKA?feature=shared

But i gotta thank you for outing Ilse Koati as your bitch. Who knew a major Nazi war criminal had an alt here?

https://youtu.be/WohHJpu-wSY?si=Ajz8CUTFV6k7mEQr

My approach to the future:

https://youtube.com/shorts/NOQIJCuoBlc?si=Fh1aB5xe7m0yMSkk

( O )( O )
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Tl;Dr

The ramblings of a senile old man....
 
Screaming "get off my lawn" is very therapeutic...

I always feel better. And when you cock that slide...

Run! rabbit run! Don't you dare wait for the starting gun...

... I'll pitch you in the dark side of the ditch!​
 
AceDesSpades said:
Women [do] go crazy...

Especially if he is not trans and can rain cheddah! Like BrawnDO!
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You obviously don't know anything about transgenders or cis women, incel.

Plus you need ESL and a GED.

DJT is already backing away from.the crazies. Since you're ahistorical as well as asexual, you can't imagine how far to the left the response to his regime will be.

But i can.


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AceDesSpades said:
Screaming "get off my lawn" is very therapeutic...

I always feel better. And when you cock that slide...

Run! rabbit run! Don't you dare wait for the starting gun...

... I'll pitch you in the dark side of the ditch!​
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Wow. I'm so impressed!

Here's my take. Sadly, we haven't yet established a Vets' Day for CIA.



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