What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[thefishfryer]

This point in the day really snuck up on me! Yikes

Sorry, I'll cough next time as a warning.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now I want some toast!

 

[SmokingFap]

By definition, half of the people in a population are smarter than average, the other half are dumber. So why do 90% of people think they're smarter than average?

 

[SmokingFap]

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts,







all the people with food allergies would have been dead a long time ago.

 

[barefootgirl69]

By definition, half of the people in a population are smarter than average, the other half are dumber. So why do 90% of people think they're smarter than average?

Is this like if you buy 30 eggs and 10 tortillas, how many hamburgers will that make?

AFAF.

 

[SmokingFap]

Is this like if you buy 30 eggs and 10 tortillas, how many hamburgers will that make?

AFAF.

Yes. It is EXACTLY like that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes. It is EXACTLY like that.

I'm not the average bear, booboo!

 

[SmokingFap]

Have you ever had such a huge fart that you lost measurable weight?

And for those of you saying, "Fap, farts are mostly methane, which is lighter than air, so you would actually GAIN weight by farting", I say shut up and go masturbate to The Best of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm not the average bare, booboo!

Fixed it for you.

 

[LostHorizon]

Have you ever had such a huge fart that you lost measurable weight?

And for those of you saying, "Fap, farts are mostly methane, which is lighter than air, so you would actually GAIN weight by farting", I say shut up and go masturbate to The Best of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Not sure about farting, but I know for a fact that one definitely loses weight after masturbating

 

[SmokingFap]

Not sure about farting, but I know for a fact that one definitely loses weight after masturbating

Physics!

 

[smtst5]

Good. Now they can STFU.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I went to a (much) smaller theater to see The Empire Strikes Back this way…the live score was amazing to experience!

Do I need to get my van?

I saw the original, silent version of Nosferatu with a live orchestra.

Those both sound amazing too! If we’re talking non-John Williams stuff now, I’ve also been to a Distant Worlds concert (music of Final Fantasy games), and the Tim Burton concerts are also near the top of my list!

After seeing at least five young ladies walking around this chilly morning with eye-catching pokey nipples, I wonder if they are simply unaware or if they just don't care.

Might depend on the climate? Could have been one of those days that started off deceptively warm and the cold catches people off guard.

Are you implying that the bottoms of all my bedsheets and blankets being torn to shreds lately is not the result of a succubus?

It wasn’t me!

By definition, half of the people in a population are smarter than average, the other half are dumber. So why do 90% of people think they're smarter than average?

I can’t speak for the rest of the population, but most standardized tests in my school years told me I was smarter than 97-99% of my peers. Once in 6th grade, I scored in the 89th percentile in the reading comprehension category and I was kicking myself over the possibility of having rushed through the test and misunderstanding a question.

I do recall a series of viral posts a few years ago from a mother who misunderstood her son’s standardized tests scores. I don’t remember the exact number, but let’s say they told her that her son was in the 10th percentile, which she took to mean he was in the top 10% of his peers and she was elated at the prospect of raising a genius, but he was actually in the bottom 10%. She then took a similar test online and she scored somewhere around the 21st percentile. Some people are just too stupid to realize how stupid they are.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

So can't wait until I can arrange a trip to MD.

 

[smtst5]

So can't wait until I can arrange a trip to MD.

Just drove through MD. Watch for deer. It’s mating season.

 

[SmokingFap]

Those both sound amazing too! If we’re talking non-John Williams stuff now, I’ve also been to a Distant Worlds concert (music of Final Fantasy games), and the Tim Burton concerts are also near the top of my list!


Might depend on the climate? Could have been one of those days that started off deceptively warm and the cold catches people off guard.


It wasn’t me!


I can’t speak for the rest of the population, but most standardized tests in my school years told me I was smarter than 97-99% of my peers. Once in 6th grade, I scored in the 89th percentile in the reading comprehension category and I was kicking myself over the possibility of having rushed through the test and misunderstanding a question.

I do recall a series of viral posts a few years ago from a mother who misunderstood her son’s standardized tests scores. I don’t remember the exact number, but let’s say they told her that her son was in the 10th percentile, which she took to mean he was in the top 10% of his peers and she was elated at the prospect of raising a genius, but he was actually in the bottom 10%. She then took a similar test online and she scored somewhere around the 21st percentile. Some people are just too stupid to realize how stupid they are.

And apparently, she was so stupid she posted all the results online for everyone.

 

[darkelf9]

Thank Christ I don't live in America

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And apparently, she was so stupid she posted all the results online for everyone.

Yup! Had to be super embarrassing for her and her son. I realize standardized test scores only tell a small part of the story, but considering how she was going on, I think they were spot on, in her case.

 

[Hungnasty1]

So can't wait until I can arrange a trip to MD.

That makes 2 of us

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Woot, woot! Finally broke 10,000.

 

[SWR101]

Gotta get some sleep tonight, tomorrow is d day…

 

[SmokingFap]

The Royals just made it to the playoffs for the first time in almost a decade, my Chiefs are gunning for an historic three-peat in football, and my KU Jayhawks are ranked preseason #1. If nothing else, it's a fantastic time for me to be a sports fan.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Dessert

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What made him think that way okay?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Going to be ready for bed soon, I think.