LostHorizon
Shangri-La
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We might need more than Xanax under our pillows
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We might need more than Xanax under our pillows
A sex toy and a Xanax?We might need more than Xanax under our pillows
Take your campaign to the politics board.Everyone on Lit better write me in for President. I've been campaigning for MAMA way too hard to fail now.
Make America a Monarchy Again!
Bow before your king!
Punch and pie.
Election or erection? Sorry I'm not very politicalA sex toy and a Xanax?
Nah, I'm good lol.Take your campaign to the politics board.
Long live the king!Everyone on Lit better write me in for President. I've been campaigning for MAMA way too hard to fail now.
Make America a Monarchy Again!
Bow before your king!
Punch and pie.
One is needed to relax from the other...Election or erection? Sorry I'm not very political![]()
Cause I stole your colored pencils, again..Why am I drawing a blank?
Usually helps me sleep to be fairOne is needed to relax from the other...
Ah, for good sleep, I suggest you take a melatonin then start polishing your thumping stick. You have a 30 minute time limit and will sleep like the dead afterward.Usually helps me sleep to be fair
Not sure whether to joke about how many spare minutes I'd have left, or imagining the shame of waking up half clothed flute in hand without finishing the jobAh, for good sleep, I suggest you take a melatonin then start polishing your thumping stick. You have a 30 minute time limit and will sleep like the dead afterward.
Oh, honey, It just means you're really good at what you do. *pats your head*Not sure whether to joke about how many spare minutes I'd have left, or imagining the shame of waking up half clothed flute in hand without finishing the job![]()
Oh, honey, It just means you're really good at what you do. *pats your head*
Bingo, darlin'. But it's okay, you'll get better with practice.That's like one of those "bless your heart" comments isn't it
I'll have to wait until the morning to practice, damn night shifts throwing everything offBingo, darlin'. But it's okay, you'll get better with practice.![]()
Blame it on the night shifts..... but practice you do infact need.. badly darlinI'll have to wait until the morning to practice, damn night shifts throwing everything off
Wait... it's...it's already morning there...I'll have to wait until the morning to practice, damn night shifts throwing everything off
oh i already have a whole plan...just went to the store in preparation for a long night tomorrow...One is needed to relax from the other...