Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

Does it make any more sense that women wax?
I mean, if we're being completely honest...
No

Everything is stupid. We're a weird mob.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Rifling through my sent items folder again? Rude!

You look surprised

 

[subdudeme13]

Why was I called needle dick the bug fucker?

 

[deft]

You look surprised

I do send quality selfies, I suppose

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do send quality selfies, I suppose

I think it's the eyebrows

 

[deft]

I think it's the eyebrows

You should see them when I'm really surprised!

 

[Lmizzler]

You should see them when I'm really surprised!

I assumed them at was your “O” face.

 

[Cardinal]

Sounding is the worst kink (or whatever it’s called) I’ve ever run into. I’ve never seen anything so painful looking.

Nah, just use plenty of lube and feel that cool stainless rod slide down your urethra. Breathing

 

[darkelf9]

Why was I called needle dick the bug fucker?

The title of spider fucker was taken

 

[darkelf9]

Frank’s Crank

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2ppdGN6M3M5N3Vha2ZndTU2M25zaHJycWdvOXR4eGNudWd2c2c1MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l3vR0mcVnfuOB11Ru/giphy.gif

Do you think Dr. Frankenstein picked a good dick for the Monster, or do you think he went with whatever was attached already?

If you were sewing a man together from other parts, would you search for a nice penis, or would that not matter to you?

What body parts would you focus on?

Never thought I'd doing a post on Frankenstein's Monster's dick choices by hey, it's Lit.

'Clever Dick' - Monster distils every conversation down to a maths problem. "Did Dick?" , 'Dick Did"

'Happy Dick' - Monster is too busy chasing butterflies and thinks the villagers who showed up with pitch forks, axes and torches are there to throw him a BBQ

'Social Dick' - Monster pretends to empathize with women to get them into bed.

'Monster Dick' - Monster sits in a corner trying to cum in his own mouth and doesn't notice his surroundings.

'Ethnic Dick' - Monster goes to Florida, gets racially profiled and put on a bus to New York.

'Sad Dick' - Monster realises he will never fit into society and turns vegan.

'Ken Dick' - Monster supports Barbie in all her careers even though there is no documented evidence she is qualified for any of them. (Where's the documentation Mattel?)

'Average Dick' - Monster doesn't use a measuring tape to evaluate his self worth.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Let me pencil you in
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Do you have a date night with your partner?
Do you/should you have a “let’s try something new” sex night scheduled in a relationship?
Do you regularly have a conversation (feedback, etc.) about sex with your partner?
If you told your partner “Anything goes” for sex one night, what do you think they would come up with?
What would you come up with?
What is a sexual act you want to try, but you’re too shy, concerned, hesitant or embarrassed to bring up with your partner now or in the past?
How do you keep sex alive and well in a relationship?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Let me pencil you in
https://quotesproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Deadpool-International-Womens-Day-GIF-11.gif

Do you have a date night with your partner?
Do you/should you have a “let’s try something new” sex night scheduled in a relationship?
Do you regularly have a conversation (feedback, etc.) about sex with your partner?
If you told your partner “Anything goes” for sex one night, what do you think they would come up with?
What would you come up with?
What is a sexual act you want to try, but you’re too shy, concerned, hesitant or embarrassed to bring up with your partner now or in the past?
How do you keep sex alive and well in a relationship?

no partner

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Let me pencil you in

Do you have a date night with your partner?

Not anymore.

Do you/should you have a “let’s try something new” sex night scheduled in a relationship?

Should we? Maybe. That something new would be little any sex though.

Do you regularly have a conversation (feedback, etc.) about sex with your partner?

Tried to, "back in the day." Reception was not good despite all attempts and gentleness.

If you told your partner “Anything goes” for sex one night, what do you think they would come up with?

Back when sex did happen a couple times a month, "anything goes" would end up being the same basic stuff. Nothing new or interesting.

What would you come up with?

That my partner would agree to? Spiciest would be anal. She believes erotica to be a sin, nevermind anything else. She's not comfortable walking into a sex toy store or even going to Pure Romance's website.

What is a sexual act you want to try, but you’re too shy, concerned, hesitant or embarrassed to bring up with your partner now or in the past?

I'm open to more that most, so my list is pretty much all of the above. Merely sharing fantasies offends her.

How do you keep sex alive and well in a relationship?

I await the replies from those with a healthy sex life. Or any sex life.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you have a date night with your partner?
Do you/should you have a “let’s try something new” sex night scheduled in a relationship?
Do you regularly have a conversation (feedback, etc.) about sex with your partner?
If you told your partner “Anything goes” for sex one night, what do you think they would come up with?
What would you come up with?
What is a sexual act you want to try, but you’re too shy, concerned, hesitant or embarrassed to bring up with your partner now or in the past?
N/A

How do you keep sex alive and well in a relationship?
I've never experienced this. So, idk . . . change partners regularly?

I have no idea.

 

[Endless_Night]

Did I kill Cock Talk?

Oops!

Sorry, Muscles.

 

[tedsbeds]

I didn't know cocks could talk. But I do know it controls my body telepathically

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did I kill Cock Talk?

Oops!

Sorry, Muscles.

Nope, it’s alive and well.
I think nobody is talking to their partners.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nope, it’s alive and well.
I think nobody is talking to their partners.

or has no partner....just sayin'

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Let me pencil you in


Do you have a date night with your partner?

Not regularly. We always say we should, then don’t.

Do you/should you have a “let’s try something new” sex night scheduled in a relationship?

We don’t, but I like this idea.

Do you regularly have a conversation (feedback, etc.) about sex with your partner?

Nope.

If you told your partner “Anything goes” for sex one night, what do you think they would come up with?

She’d probably be like I’ll blow his mind and swallow. She’s not overly adventurous.

What would you come up with?

Probably something involving light CNC.

What is a sexual act you want to try, but you’re too shy, concerned, hesitant or embarrassed to bring up with your partner now or in the past?

Probably prostate massage. Don’t think she’d be into it.

How do you keep sex alive and well in a relationship?

I think I’ll hang up and listen to others on this one, because I’m struggling at the moment.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you have a date night with your partner?

i didnt. If i get a partner, i'd like to now.

Do you/should you have a “let’s try something new” sex night scheduled in a relationship?

does it have to be scheduled? I'd like to think that we'd have open discussions and communications all the time...

Do you regularly have a conversation (feedback, etc.) about sex with your partner?

feedback? Like a 360° peer review?

If you told your partner “Anything goes” for sex one night, what do you think they would come up with?
What would you come up with?

I'd never do 'anything goes' - see above. We'd be having conversations all the time. Even at breakfast and while grocery shopping. 'You know, seeing this aubergine reminds me....'

What is a sexual act you want to try, but you’re too shy, concerned, hesitant or embarrassed to bring up with your partner now or in the past?

i dont think I have one now. I'd always feel confident about my wants, needs and what I'd like to explore. I didn't feel embarrassed before. I just didn't know what I was wanting or needing..

How do you keep sex alive and well in a relationship?

When I have one, I'll let you know...

 

[Japansurfer]

So cock talk.
Just mentioned elsewhere I had a’friend’ who hadn’t experienced much sex decide she wanted to play a while back.
Once naked she found out I was uncut (the first hard uncut cock she had seen)

So for about 5-10mins all she did was pull my foreskin over my cock and slowly slide it back until it ‘snapped’ down over the head. She did this repeatedly and sometimes licked a little precum off. Was quite an experience and surprisingly I got so close to cumming, but she got distracted and instead of just licking decided I needed more.

Anyone experienced before? Can’t wait to see her ahain

 

[hotwords229_A]

does it have to be scheduled? I'd like to think that we'd have open discussions and communications all the time...

It doesn’t have to be scheduled, but I bet it would help if it isn’t being discussed all the time.

feedback? Like a 360° peer review?

Yes. I’m picturing a couple sitting down and watching the film. They discuss “You’re working the left one nicely, but don’t forget about the right testicle, Margaret, or I’ll never finish.” And, “It looks like I need to get my ppm (pumps per minute) up a little in the 15th round.”

Chalkboards, strategy boards, puppet re-enactments, you know, helpful stuff.

 

[Endless_Night]

Probably something involving light CNC.

*has my attention*

feedback? Like a 360° peer review?

Yes.

 

[Endless_Night]

It doesn’t have to be scheduled, but I bet it would help if it isn’t being discussed all the time.

Yes. I’m picturing a couple sitting down and watching the film. They discuss “You’re working the left one nicely, but don’t forget about the right testicle, Margaret, or I’ll never finish.” And, “It looks like I need to get my ppm (pumps per minute) up a little in the 15th round.”

Chalkboards, strategy boards, puppet re-enactments, you know, helpful stuff.

I'm beginning to understand why you aren't married.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm beginning to understand why you aren't married.

Too perfect?