Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[JoePepsiCo]

Bad things == good guys with scary-looking guns


Then again, these people insist on orange tips on water pistols because ALL guns terrify them and they need the comfort of knowing that they can get safely outraged and go ballistic on...




... the six-year old who just watched the lastly Hollywood Blockbuster and is emulating his Left-wing heroes of the silver screen: the beautiful, artsy people who know what's best for you and your children (just don't ask them to be "breeders" of garbage pail kids) and need to take away your guns {maybe they should have disarmed Alec first} in order to make you safer. From WHAT???

Whiffle-ball bat gangs of outraged Leftists in rose-colored granny glasses w/blinders???

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Why are you so mean???

I had to kick a lot of ass, most of it stupid, all of it drunk, and little of it fat and lazy, this is RED America...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I had to kick a lot of ass, most of it stupid, all of it drunk, and little of it fat and lazy, this is RED America...

But not so badly that it couldn't go back to work once it sobered up?

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Damn, syphilis and AIDS?

You're a nasty, diseased old man.

You two homos are perfect for each other!

1214 hrs in St. Petersburg, Russia.

PooPoo PeePee, how's the weather there? Does your brex of your own shit and piss freeze before you can eat it?

Hinchcliffe, my medical records are unfortunately public because of a HIPAA violation involving someone braver than you. The perp in that case ended up in a mental hospital and has repeatedly attempted suicide.

As we teach the members of the Lisseth Sánchez Sex Workers' Union, in current times, sex workers have no excuse to risk infection thanks to medical advances.

Doing the meth you hand out to minors, getting excessively drunk as you constantly are, or doing mouth to anus as you do, should be strictly avoided. I know that kind of self-discipline is impossible for you.

How many cases of STDs abd STIs have you contracted? How many did your skank mom pass on to you? Did you ever find out her name? How'd you beat the murder charge?

The SAC loves your stuff. Talkative perps are a blessing to law enforcement.

Tip: don't try to be witty with someone who makes their living writing humor. Stick with GTA. Loomer went down fast.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I had to kick a lot of ass, most of it stupid, all of it drunk, and little of it fat and lazy, this is RED America...

I'd be impressed with someone who kicks their own ass. Can you give yourself a blowjob? That'd make you a Gold Star Incel.

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[JoePepsiCo]

But not so badly that it couldn't go back to work once it sobered up?

Kansans always drag their ass to work.

They're aggressive, like Vikings.

Stop moving; you die.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And as for their "points" other than the ones on top of their little puddin' heads:


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[Wat_Tyler]

Kansans always drag their ass to work.

They're aggressive, like Vikings.

Stop moving; you die.

That's how we did it here.


Mid-morning break might involve some vomit.


Hair-o'-the-dog was for pussies who couldn't hang.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Funny

All my soup comes out like soft-serve brown jerky...

'Cept when I eat my kraut&sausage with my Campbell's™ tomato.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat doesn't make soup.


He may make a pot roast later this fall.


He has got his Italian gravy recipe down to a fine art.


It goes great over baby spinach leaves . . . .



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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

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There's a famous hadith of Prophet Muhammad PBUH stating that warfighting is the lesser jihad while self-discipline is the greater jihad.

The hadith was adopted into Judaism as seen here:

The Book of Direction to the Duties of the Heart (The Littman Library of Jewish Civilization) https://a.co/d/6t93Zbc

Here's a vid on jihad of relevance to Jews, Muslims, and gun owners.

Tafsir on request.

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[JoePepsiCo]

You would think,

I would feel compelled

I mean, the metal matches!

Make the fucking wood all match!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There's a famous hadith of Prophet Muhammad PBUH stating that warfighting is the lesser jihad while self-discipline is the greater jihad.

The hadith was adopted into Judaism as seen here:

The Book of Direction to the Duties of the Heart (The Littman Library of Jewish Civilization) https://a.co/d/6t93Zbc

Here's a vid on jihad of relevance to Jews, Muslims, and gun owners.

Tafsir on request.

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Anyone who has ever looked at seriously embarking on a spiritual path has to come face to face with the old Pogo-ism: we has met the enemy and he is us. What really blows their tiny minds is discovering that conquest of self involves a constant state of surrendering.


Humility is an herb that perishes in the "garden" that is the Lit PB . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I followed Don Juan.

Come on man!

He had me at peyote...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The coffee tastes like mud today. Must be the change of weather. It's time for strong green tea from Taiwan.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Weight is only a factor in bar fights.

~ streetfighter ~




audacity and aggression (and armament) rule the streets

Maybe in Lower Slobbovia where you live. Audacity and aggression in the street get pansies like you killed real fast. Armament? Maybe a soda straw. Picking up a firearm would lose you your ear at least, stumblebum.

News to you from a newspaper crime reporter.

I run a self-defense class for trans sex workers. We're attacked daily. Awareness and attitude are everything. Forget the runway walk, sugar.

Avoid meth.
Don't get drunk.
Watch your mouth with strangers.
Small bear spray and a nice straight razor.

Adopt the Marine Walk.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

The coffee tastes like mud today. Must be the change of weather. It's time for strong green tea from Taiwan.

No, dumbass. It tastes like shit. It's time for you to find another hobby.

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[TheScarletBlade]

Maybe in Lower Slobbovia where you live. Audacity and aggression in the street get pansies like you killed real fast. Armament? Maybe a soda straw. Picking up a firearm would lose you your ear at least, stumblebum.

News to you from a newspaper crime reporter.

I run a self-defense class for trans sex workers. We're attacked daily. Awareness and attitude are everything. Forget the runway walk, sugar.

Avoid meth.
Don't get drunk.
Watch your mouth with strangers.
Small bear spray and a nice straight razor.

Adopt the Marine Walk.

( O )( O )

WTF is the "Marine Walk"

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I followed Don Juan.

Come on man!

He had me at peyote...

The DON JUAN books were a hoax, dork.

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[Wat_Tyler]

https://royaltigerimports.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2-88-scaled.jpg

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

WTF is the "Marine Walk"

Going safely from point A to point B in a potentally hostile environment by being aware of any possible threat.

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[TheScarletBlade]

Going safely from point A to point B in a potentally hostile environment by being aware of any possible threat.

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The Clinical term for this is "Hyper Vigilance" lol

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Someone errs when they assume what others do not know...


Example: Did I ever claim "non-fiction" truth or indicate any subjective valuation?

No. I read it. It was interesting; like Science Fiction, it fired my imagination, had me looking for the unseen, a good thing, but I never thought that I could be "transported" physically anywhere or anything like that just like I knew Asimov and Bradbury were works of imagination (Clarke was a little more rooted in the possible). But, back to the point I really wish to make...

What kind of a hater are you exactly? because I find that hate renders intelligence more stupid than the community idiot, more stupid even that the totem-topper of stupid, GW Bush, funny how that goalpost keeps getting moved; always a new, more dumber Republican the way the Left calls it...

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

The Clinical term for this is "Hyper Vigilance" lol

No it's not, you stupid fucking baboon.

The Marine Walk is a form of discipline that assures calm and psychological stability.

Hypervigilance is a heightened state of anxiety, usually a symptom of PTSD, that requires therapy and, typically, meds.

They're opposites. Kinda like the difference between family planning and watching porn.

Tip: trying to cut me down with wisecracks is like trying to swim in quicksand.

Pay attention, fool.

You:

Me:

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