Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

Have you actually seen Wat Tyler IRL? How many times have you been in a physical fight?

Weight is a factor in any street confrontation.

Here's an end of the day question: are you capable of addressing any content here on its own terms, or are wisecracks and insults your only weapon?

How many teeth do you possess? With your attitude i suppose you've made some dentist rich.

Here you are dealing with someone like Wat:

Chickenshit loudmouth.

( O )( O )

S/he's a physical coward like his loudmouth asshole-buddy whose narrative he plagiarizes. They haven't seen Wat live and in person, but oddly enough, there are plenty of Lit people who have, and they know that the narrative is bullshit.


Casting aspersions from the safety of Mom's basement keeps their pasty soft selves safe from Bad Things.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Weight is only a factor in bar fights.

~ streetfighter ~




audacity and aggression (and armament) rule the streets

Why are you so mean???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2d/82/f4/2d82f4d393337ed1dc229ac54410c32c.jpg

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Bad things == good guys with scary-looking guns


Then again, these people insist on orange tips on water pistols because ALL guns terrify them and they need the comfort of knowing that they can get safely outraged and go ballistic on...




... the six-year old who just watched the lastly Hollywood Blockbuster and is emulating his Left-wing heroes of the silver screen: the beautiful, artsy people who know what's best for you and your children (just don't ask them to be "breeders" of garbage pail kids) and need to take away your guns {maybe they should have disarmed Alec first} in order to make you safer. From WHAT???

Whiffle-ball bat gangs of outraged Leftists in rose-colored granny glasses w/blinders???

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Why are you so mean???

I had to kick a lot of ass, most of it stupid, all of it drunk, and little of it fat and lazy, this is RED America...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I had to kick a lot of ass, most of it stupid, all of it drunk, and little of it fat and lazy, this is RED America...

But not so badly that it couldn't go back to work once it sobered up?

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Damn, syphilis and AIDS?

You're a nasty, diseased old man.

You two homos are perfect for each other!

1214 hrs in St. Petersburg, Russia.

PooPoo PeePee, how's the weather there? Does your brex of your own shit and piss freeze before you can eat it?

Hinchcliffe, my medical records are unfortunately public because of a HIPAA violation involving someone braver than you. The perp in that case ended up in a mental hospital and has repeatedly attempted suicide.

As we teach the members of the Lisseth Sánchez Sex Workers' Union, in current times, sex workers have no excuse to risk infection thanks to medical advances.

Doing the meth you hand out to minors, getting excessively drunk as you constantly are, or doing mouth to anus as you do, should be strictly avoided. I know that kind of self-discipline is impossible for you.

How many cases of STDs abd STIs have you contracted? How many did your skank mom pass on to you? Did you ever find out her name? How'd you beat the murder charge?

The SAC loves your stuff. Talkative perps are a blessing to law enforcement.

Tip: don't try to be witty with someone who makes their living writing humor. Stick with GTA. Loomer went down fast.

( O )( O )

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I had to kick a lot of ass, most of it stupid, all of it drunk, and little of it fat and lazy, this is RED America...

I'd be impressed with someone who kicks their own ass. Can you give yourself a blowjob? That'd make you a Gold Star Incel.

( O )( O )

 

[JoePepsiCo]

But not so badly that it couldn't go back to work once it sobered up?

Kansans always drag their ass to work.

They're aggressive, like Vikings.

Stop moving; you die.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And as for their "points" other than the ones on top of their little puddin' heads:


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/01/e9/17/01e917d5ff5bd23318e3391ba6424fcf.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Kansans always drag their ass to work.

They're aggressive, like Vikings.

Stop moving; you die.

That's how we did it here.


Mid-morning break might involve some vomit.


Hair-o'-the-dog was for pussies who couldn't hang.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Funny

All my soup comes out like soft-serve brown jerky...

'Cept when I eat my kraut&sausage with my Campbell's™ tomato.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat doesn't make soup.


He may make a pot roast later this fall.


He has got his Italian gravy recipe down to a fine art.


It goes great over baby spinach leaves . . . .



https://www.legacy-collectibles.com/media/catalog/product/cache/79a015b0686a9fbe981cff5bfc43588b/2/0/2020-03-19_110.jpg

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

https://d1w4q6ldc8l0qo.cloudfront.net/media/images/quotes/power-personal-sovereignty-quotes-8.jpg

There's a famous hadith of Prophet Muhammad PBUH stating that warfighting is the lesser jihad while self-discipline is the greater jihad.

The hadith was adopted into Judaism as seen here:

The Book of Direction to the Duties of the Heart (The Littman Library of Jewish Civilization) https://a.co/d/6t93Zbc

Here's a vid on jihad of relevance to Jews, Muslims, and gun owners.

Tafsir on request.

( O )( O )

 

[JoePepsiCo]

You would think,

I would feel compelled

I mean, the metal matches!

Make the fucking wood all match!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There's a famous hadith of Prophet Muhammad PBUH stating that warfighting is the lesser jihad while self-discipline is the greater jihad.

The hadith was adopted into Judaism as seen here:

The Book of Direction to the Duties of the Heart (The Littman Library of Jewish Civilization) https://a.co/d/6t93Zbc

Here's a vid on jihad of relevance to Jews, Muslims, and gun owners.

Tafsir on request.

( O )( O )

Anyone who has ever looked at seriously embarking on a spiritual path has to come face to face with the old Pogo-ism: we has met the enemy and he is us. What really blows their tiny minds is discovering that conquest of self involves a constant state of surrendering.


Humility is an herb that perishes in the "garden" that is the Lit PB . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I followed Don Juan.

Come on man!

He had me at peyote...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The coffee tastes like mud today. Must be the change of weather. It's time for strong green tea from Taiwan.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7d/72/ba/7d72ba53e062fe3c5bbfda04953f6994.jpg

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Weight is only a factor in bar fights.

~ streetfighter ~




audacity and aggression (and armament) rule the streets

Maybe in Lower Slobbovia where you live. Audacity and aggression in the street get pansies like you killed real fast. Armament? Maybe a soda straw. Picking up a firearm would lose you your ear at least, stumblebum.

News to you from a newspaper crime reporter.

I run a self-defense class for trans sex workers. We're attacked daily. Awareness and attitude are everything. Forget the runway walk, sugar.

Avoid meth.
Don't get drunk.
Watch your mouth with strangers.
Small bear spray and a nice straight razor.

Adopt the Marine Walk.

( O )( O )

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

The coffee tastes like mud today. Must be the change of weather. It's time for strong green tea from Taiwan.

No, dumbass. It tastes like shit. It's time for you to find another hobby.

( O )( O )

 

[TheScarletBlade]

Maybe in Lower Slobbovia where you live. Audacity and aggression in the street get pansies like you killed real fast. Armament? Maybe a soda straw. Picking up a firearm would lose you your ear at least, stumblebum.

News to you from a newspaper crime reporter.

I run a self-defense class for trans sex workers. We're attacked daily. Awareness and attitude are everything. Forget the runway walk, sugar.

Avoid meth.
Don't get drunk.
Watch your mouth with strangers.
Small bear spray and a nice straight razor.

Adopt the Marine Walk.

( O )( O )

WTF is the "Marine Walk"

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I followed Don Juan.

Come on man!

He had me at peyote...

The DON JUAN books were a hoax, dork.

( O )( O )

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://royaltigerimports.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2-88-scaled.jpg

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

WTF is the "Marine Walk"

Going safely from point A to point B in a potentally hostile environment by being aware of any possible threat.

( O )( O )