Obama raps at Harris rally

A group of black musicians got together in the 1970s. They said, "We invented jazz. The whites took it over. We invented rock 'n roll. The whites took it over. Let's invent something so bad the whites won't ever touch it! It will be crap, but it will be OUR crap!" And so rap was born.

They never figured on Vanilla Ice, Eminem, etc.
 
A group of black musicians got together in the 1970s. They said, "We invented jazz. The whites took it over. We invented rock 'n roll. The whites took it over. Let's invent something so bad the whites won't ever touch it! It will be crap, but it will be OUR crap!" And so rap was born.

They never figured on Vanilla Ice, Eminem, etc.
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A group of black musicians got together in the 1970s. They said, "We invented jazz. The whites took it over. We invented rock 'n roll. The whites took it over. Let's invent something so bad the whites won't ever touch it! It will be crap, but it will be OUR crap!" And so rap was born.

They never figured on Vanilla Ice, Eminem, etc.

You seriously thought this was clever enough to post? 🤔
 
Meh. 🫤
He’s no Lee Greenwood. 🇺🇸

Lee Greenwood Says Kamala Harris Could Only Use “God Bless the USA” If She Asks in Person

Aging grifter Lee Greenwood, age 81, is seeking to maximize his royalties in his declining years by offering up his infamous patriotic jingle to Kamala Harris' presidential campaign.

In other Lee Greewood news, the Trump Organization released news yesterday that the second printing of the deluxe leatherbound edition of the Trump Holy Bible (available everywhere for $69.99!) will NOT contain the lyrics to Greenwood's "God Bless The USA" due to copyright concerns.

The lyrics were in an addendum to the Book of Revelations in the first edition.

You
Can't
Make
This
Garbage
Up
Folks!!
 

Lee Greenwood Says Kamala Harris Could Only Use “God Bless the USA” If She Asks in Person

Aging grifter Lee Greenwood, age 81, is seeking to maximize his royalties in his declining years by offering up his infamous patriotic jingle to Kamala Harris' presidential campaign.

In other Lee Greewood news, the Trump Organization released news yesterday that the second printing of the deluxe leatherbound edition of the Trump Holy Bible (available everywhere for $69.99!) will NOT contain the lyrics to Greenwood's "God Bless The USA" due to copyright concerns.

The lyrics were in an addendum to the Book of Revelations in the first edition.

You
Can't
Make
This
Garbage
Up
Folks!!

OMG!
Thank you for this!
My day is now made!

I think this is what’s called ‘tipping your hand’ or is it ‘hedging your bets’ 🤷‍♀️. IDK I never learned to play checkers. Anyway, MAGA, Greenwood is now seeing who has the upper rook! He’s a greedy grifter just like trump and after November 5th, he’ll come crawling, begging to the queen to make sure his gravy train keeps rolling for the next eight years!

Haha! We keep telling you that you guys are being played as suckers, but you don’t listen!
 

Lee Greenwood Says Kamala Harris Could Only Use “God Bless the USA” If She Asks in Person

Aging grifter Lee Greenwood, age 81, is seeking to maximize his royalties in his declining years by offering up his infamous patriotic jingle to Kamala Harris' presidential campaign.

She should absolutely 100% do this. And then have Beyonce' sing it in Houston.

Her fans would go crazy, and Trump would have a coronary.

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/beyonce-kamala-harris-rally-houston-19860687.php
 
OMG!
Thank you for this!
My day is now made!

I think this is what’s called ‘tipping your hand’ or is it ‘hedging your bets’ 🤷‍♀️. IDK I never learned to play checkers. Anyway, MAGA, Greenwood is now seeing who has the upper rook! He’s a greedy grifter just like trump and after November 5th, he’ll come crawling, begging to the queen to make sure his gravy train keeps rolling for the next eight years!

Haha! We keep telling you that you guys are being played as suckers, but you don’t listen!
He's 81, non-smoking white males his age who did not go to Vietnam have a life expectancy of 85 years so he only needs 4 more years of royalty checks.

I wondered why he didn't get drafted since he was in his early 20s in the 1960s. Snopes says he got a 3-A deferment (wife and young child) and spent the entire Vietnam-war years as a blackjack dealer in Las Vegas (trying in vain to get an opening act slot for country acts who played there).

But hey, he completely supported the troops in Vietnam, and joked recently he'd spent more time on Navy ships performing than most sailors spend at sea when they first enlist.
 
You guys are giving me fantasies of a 30 minute version of this song where every race and sexual identifier is sang before the word American! Lol.
 
A group of black musicians got together in the 1970s. They said, "We invented jazz. The whites took it over. We invented rock 'n roll. The whites took it over. Let's invent something so bad the whites won't ever touch it! It will be crap, but it will be OUR crap!" And so rap was born.
Whatever you say, Gramps, but it's time for your afternoon nap.
 
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