Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I laugh at the fact that seeing the open cardboard box was your primary concern.

We live in a real world, our houses aren’t Southern Living photo shoots! Your bedroom still looks better put together than mine! 🤣

Awesome set up, though! Ingenuity is an amazing thing
😆😆😆 I absolutely hate room clutter, even though it happens naturally. I try to keep things tidy but that damned box irritated me. It was disposed of shortly after my photo session. And the only reason I have a photo of this abomination was so @akaSol Could laugh at it.
Are you any relation to Rube Goldberg? :LOL:
I'm a Redneck... that probably has something to do with it. 🤪
 
Selective Coloring using Snapseed...
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-Shoot the photo in color.
-Open the photo in Snapseed, go to Tools, select Tune Image.
-Turn the saturation all the way down to 0 and fiddle with anything else while here (Shadows,Light, etc.) Click the checkmark to save progress.
- Click the Edit Stack mark (looks like a curved arrow at the upper right.) Then select View Edits.
- Bottom right now, click on Tune Image, then the square with a paintbrush.
- Far left now, Click the Invert icon. (Looks like a half circle with shading.) Then click the eyeball on the right. The image will shift to red (this helps to see where you're selecting to colorize.) The numbers in the middle should be at zero unless you want a pastel look then tinker around at 25. If you oops while drawing with your fingertip, turn it back to 100 to erase the oops.
- if at any time, you want to see how it's going click the eyeball icon again.
😮‍💨 My fingers are tired now...
Zoweee wowow......my fingers are about to be busy too
 
Selective Coloring using Snapseed...

-Shoot the photo in color.
-Open the photo in Snapseed, go to Tools, select Tune Image.
-Turn the saturation all the way down to 0 and fiddle with anything else while here (Shadows,Light, etc.) Click the checkmark to save progress.
- Click the Edit Stack mark (looks like a curved arrow at the upper right.) Then select View Edits.
- Bottom right now, click on Tune Image, then the square with a paintbrush.
- Far left now, Click the Invert icon. (Looks like a half circle with shading.) Then click the eyeball on the right. The image will shift to red (this helps to see where you're selecting to colorize.) The numbers in the middle should be at zero unless you want a pastel look then tinker around at 25. If you oops while drawing with your fingertip, turn it back to 100 to erase the oops.
- if at any time, you want to see how it's going click the eyeball icon again.
😮‍💨 My fingers are tired now...
https://media.tenor.com/cDOcH7rvJhIAAAAM/not-worthy-waynes-world.gif
 
DO NOT judge me... 😳

And yes, I realize there was an opened cardboard box in the background. 🤦🏼‍♀️
This is Lit…no place for judgement here. If I’m judging anything, it’s the engineering genius that you used to come up with this setup! ♥️

Good for you for going to all lengths to get the shot. It was definitely well worth it. One of the best of yours I’ve seen!
 
Okay, let me try this. One of the goofy things I like to do is add a “censored” bar over my naughty bits. Full frontal shots of me aren’t all that great, and this way I don’t have to link it. Unless there’s a well defined peen shadow, then I’ll still link it.

I take the picture as normal, either selfie mode or on a timer, then crop it to size. I use an app called Censor and draw the black bar over what I want to cover. There is also a way to pixelate what you want to hide, but I don’t use that one too much.

After that, I open Photo Editor and use the text function to write “censored” over the bar. I also use that to put my name on my pics.
 
Okay, let me try this. One of the goofy things I like to do is add a “censored” bar over my naughty bits. Full frontal shots of me aren’t all that great, and this way I don’t have to link it. Unless there’s a well defined peen shadow, then I’ll still link it.

I take the picture as normal, either selfie mode or on a timer, then crop it to size. I use an app called Censor and draw the black bar over what I want to cover. There is also a way to pixelate what you want to hide, but I don’t use that one too much.

After that, I open Photo Editor and use the text function to write “censored” over the bar. I also use that to put my name on my pics.
I see a little bit of a "peen shadow." (stealing that term) 🤭
 
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Great shot!!
Thank you! 😀
This is so beautiful and evocative, the effects really add something, and those lips 😍. 🥰
Thank you BG💋🥰
I rarely post non smiling photos but this one felt right. Thank you for appreciating it and not asking where my smile is or telling me you like it better when I smile. You make me smile every day 😊 buy it's nice to branch out some. 😘

We are all glad you got a minute. Send hubby for more ice cream. 😁
Hehe. Right? I just need him to run to the store 🤣🤣
This is beautiful and something totally different than I’ve seen from you before. This challenge shows another side of people and I love that. 🩷
Thank you! I try to have all my photos be ones they can be taken without any major set up. Initially it was because I was taking “selfies” to encourage my clients to showcase their day-to-day beauty. I started it during Covid and then found Lit as a place to post slightly more revealing photos but wih the same goal.
We see so many smoothed, reshaped photos that what a true body looks like is often lost. Lit gives us a chance to show and share ourselves as we are and it is amazing!
Beautiful, and soft, and a perfect opportunity seized! 😍
Thank you Wolfie. 💋
💕 thank you! 😘 But I love a good challenge and selective color is one I do not really do but your photo reminded of how fun it can be.
That is a great shot taken in the moment! Your hubby is a very lucky man! :love:
I like what you did with the pic too.
Thank you Cogan. I like to have fun in the sneaky minutes I get alone🤭
 
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