Hugs and random non-sex chat aka Our Court aka Hoes and Bros who empower each other

[Boat1]

*I smile and applaud worthy Alchemist’s praise, a sense of cheer across the hall, before looking expectantly back at Brown-Nose as it gradually quiets again*

Your Highness, I've already uncovered the vat, set the burners on their highest setting, in addition to placing two auxiliary burners beneath it, both of which are on the highest setting... awaiting further instructions...

 

[MiaBabe23]

Your Highness, I've already uncovered the vat, set the burners on their highest setting, in addition to placing two auxiliary burners beneath it, both of which are on the highest setting... awaiting further instructions...

*I smile and nod approvingly*
Thank you, admirable FeatherOilHangman

 

[Boat1]

I'm glad you mentioned punishments, because I have one I need to take care of. I am to say ten good things about a court member. I will compliment @DeeDeeMeyers!

She is ever so positive in the Court.
She is kind-hearted.
She chose fantastic evening wear for the ball.
She has killer taste in shoes.
Her taste in libations is also exquisite!
She is thoughtful and supportive in her treatment of our Queen.
When she is here, the court is a merrier place.
Did I mention? KILLER shoes!
She is a comet chaser!
She is the best, sexiest Wench the court could ever ask for.

Beautifully done Miss Holly!

 

[Boat1]

*I smile and nod approvingly*
Thank you, admirable FeatherOilHangman

You are most welcome, Your Highness!

 

[Thebrowneye]

Enough of this poor toadying
Tell me, what are you a Grand Master in?

My fair Queen you called my bluff, I am nothing but a fool, a lowly worm compared to thee!!!

 

[Boat1]

I will return soon Your Highness.
I need to consult our Interrogator...

 

[MiaBabe23]

My fair Queen you called my bluff, I am nothing but a fool, a lowly worm compared to thee!!!

Is that so?
Would you care to answer my earlier question?

 

[Thebrowneye]

Is that so?
Would you care to answer my earlier question?

But of course I am but a humble jester....what information doth thee require MAJESTY!!!

 

[MiaBabe23]

But of course I am but a humble jester....what information doth thee require MAJESTY!!!

*Eyes him quizzically* My question from earlier, Brown-Nose, and your queen grows a little impatient repeating it. What did the reference to tapping my throne mean?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Though I have a more interesting question, for our admirable Confessor @touchofthebeast
My curiosity is piqued. Who is this domme of whom you speak, Confessor? I hope you’ve been being pleasured?

 

[Thebrowneye]

I'm ever so sorry, I was referring to the brown nosing comments from yesterday, and indeed my rightful place in this court. Please I beg you don't make me say more as it will contravene the non-sexual heading of the court, and my assis not properly equipped for a beating!!!!

 

[MiaBabe23]

I'm ever so sorry, I was referring to the brown nosing comments from yesterday, and indeed my rightful place in this court. Please I beg you don't make me say more as it will contravene the non-sexual heading of the court, and my assis not properly equipped for a beating!!!!

I don’t know what you mean, but I’m bored of asking now
Looks like the vat for you, I fear
You may end up somewhat singed. You’ll be okay, but may not be comfortable sitting for a while

 

[HollyS]

I don’t know what you mean, but I’m bored of asking now
Looks like the vat for you, I fear
You may end up somewhat singed. You’ll be okay, but may not be comfortable sitting for a while

I believe I smell the coconut oil boiling!

 

[Boat1]

I'm ever so sorry, I was referring to the brown nosing comments from yesterday, and indeed my rightful place in this court. Please I beg you don't make me say more as it will contravene the non-sexual heading of the court, and my assis not properly equipped for a beating!!!!

How well is that ass equipped for a giant deep fryer? (evil laugh)

 

[Thebrowneye]

My queen, I beg you. Not the vat. Erm let me explain. Yesterday, you remember yesterday you made a stunningly funny joke about my browneye name, saying I was a brown nose. All the court was most pleased and much mirth was had. I believe then some comments were made about my place being brown nosing, the implications being that I was subservient to your majesty and that my only purpose was to please you in this way. The bean bag throne is a continuation on this theme!!! Please not the vat oh please anything but that, I'll do anything!

 

[HollyS]

My queen, I beg you. Not the vat. Erm let me explain. Yesterday, you remember yesterday you made a stunningly funny joke about my browneye name, saying I was a brown nose. All the court was most pleased and much mirth was had. I believe then some comments were made about my place being brown nosing, the implications being that I was subservient to your majesty and that my only purpose was to please you in this way. The bean bag throne is a continuation on this theme!!! Please not the vat oh please anything but that, I'll do anything!

Perhaps thebrowneye is sincere? He seems crafty and clever. Do you think this is merely deception to save his skin, your Majesty?

 

[Thebrowneye]

Queen holly! This wit is a half wit!

 

[HollyS]

Queen holly! This wit is a half wit!

We will await Queen Mia's input, but I beginning to believe you, fool.

 

[Thebrowneye]

But of course! Shall I juggle for you Holly, or is there something else you require?

 

[HollyS]

But of course! Shall I juggle for you Holly, or is there something else you require?

I still want to know what the plucked turkey was doing in the act!?!

 

[Boat1]

We will await Queen Mia's input, but I beginning to believe you, fool.

I'm enjoying both, chocolate and coffee ice cream, as it gets really hot on that catwalk above the vat...

 

[Thebrowneye]

I still want to know what the plucked turkey was doing in the act!?!

Full disclosure the Turkey was my lunch. Next time I'll juggle a vegan option!

 

[Thebrowneye]

I'm enjoying both, chocolate and coffee ice cream, as it gets really hot on that catwalk above the vat...

What is your role again boaty??? #stillnew
OilHangman? You keep the lights on with that gig? I could use an apprentice if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs!

 

[MiaBabe23]

I will leave it entirely in the hands of this wise court! I approve of what you choose

 

[Boat1]

What is your role again boaty??? #stillnew
OilHangman? You keep the lights on with that gig? I could use an apprentice if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs!

I'm a chief engineer... I keep the lights on 24/7 metaphorically and literally.
In my spare time, I like making Medieval "toys.."
If you're lucky, our gracious Queen won't have me introduce you to them, but that awaits to be seen...