HollyS
Naughty But Nice
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Dang it!! So sorry...psst... this Jack is the soothsayer...
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Dang it!! So sorry...psst... this Jack is the soothsayer...
Fixed it.Dang it!! So sorry...
No worries! Today I learned that I've been calling a new colleague by the wrong name for the last 4 months. Names can be confusing.Dang it!! So sorry...
Oh wonderfully my Queen would you like to see how good I have gotten???How is that juggling practice working out, humble Brown-Nose?
In my defense, his last name is also a first name (like Jack Ryan or Kevin James). So it's really his own fault for having that.No worries! Today I learned that I've been calling a new colleague by the wrong name for the last 4 months. Names can be confusing.
Expert rationalization, Soothsayer!In my defense, his last name is also a first name (like Jack Ryan or Kevin James). So it's really his own fault for having that.
*nods in anticipation*Oh wonderfully my Queen would you like to see how good I have gotten???
Interesting summation, Guardsman JackAlchemist: based off certain reactions:
My assumption is that you have a high pain tolerance, you do not mind seeing it pushed. You enjoy being used, the man taking control of you and your body, you serve him well.
Queen: you are a bit harder, your walls are there for a reason. It seems to me you do not mind the idea of control, in fact you like to take turns on who controls who, but, the pain portion is not as desirable to you, you enjoy the trust, the comfort, knowing he cares about you and you will care for him in return.
Apologies for the length of reply*nods in anticipation*
Please show us, kind Brown-Nose
Sooo well said, my Queen.Interesting summation, Guardsman Jack
I dare say you have garnered some insights while performing your duties, but also some definite misconceptions *smiles* Don’t expect to ever see your co-queen controlled; that’s a privilege that
Hopefully Queen Mia doesn't punish me for putting words in her mouth...Sooo well said, my Queen.![]()
*Having watched hopeful Brown-Nose perform his piece, including narrating me, I scratch my head in a moment’s confusion, looking around the Court for the general reception; before the inclination to applaud can take over, I peer at him quite carefully* What happened to the turkey? And what is meant by this tapping of my throne as I tell your face to take its place?Apologies for the length of reply
"Your Royal Highness," the jester, Browneye, announced with a dramatic bow, "I present to you the most astounding, the most delightful, the most... utterly ridiculous act of juggling you shall ever lay your majestic eyes upon!" His laugh echoed through the grand chamber, a sound that was as much a part of the royal court as the tick of the ancient clock in the corner.
Queen Mia, reclined on her oversized beanbag throne, rolled her eyes heavenward and sighed. She knew that this was going to be one of those days. The days where she had to sit through yet another of Browneye's "innovative" performances, feigning amusement while her mind wandered to more pressing matters of state. But she couldn't help but feel a twinge of curiosity as she saw the array of peculiar objects he had laid out before him. There were the usual suspects: balls of varying sizes, a couple of knives with their gleaming blades reflecting the candlelight, and a few flaming torches. But what caught her eye was something... different. Something that looked suspiciously like a small, plucked turkey.
The court had fallen silent in anticipation, all eyes on Browneye as he took his position. The plush velvet curtains, a gift from the king of a distant land, swayed slightly with the draft from the open windows, casting playful shadows across the tapestries depicting scenes of battles won and lands conquered. The flicker of candlelight danced upon the faces of the courtiers, revealing a mix of excitement and trepidation.
Browneye began his act with a flourish, tossing a scarlet ball into the air. It arced gracefully, spinning on its axis as he introduced a second and then a third, keeping them aloft with a deft touch. The queen couldn't help but smile slightly, a rare sight in the otherwise stoic court. His juggling was indeed impressive, but she had seen similar feats many times before. Then, with a wink at her, he reached for the peculiar object she had noticed earlier. It was indeed a small, plucked turkey, looking rather embarrassed to be the center of attention.
As he brought the turkey into the mix, the audience gasped. The bird was surprisingly well-balanced, and Browneye managed to keep it in the air alongside the fiery torches. The room grew hot, not just from the flames, but from the collective tension of the courtiers. They watched, both horrified and fascinated, as the jester juggled the turkey with the same ease he had shown with the inanimate objects.
Mia's amusement grew with each successful catch. The absurdity of the act brought a sparkle to her eye that hadn't been there in weeks. She felt a gentle tickle of a smirk threatening to break through her royal composure. The courtiers, ever the guardians of decorum, tried to maintain their solemn expressions, but the occasional snicker or shocked giggle slipped out, echoing through the chamber like whispers in a library.
"Very good fool," smirked Queen Mia, "now let your face take it's place!" She patted her bean bag thone knowingly.
The jester looked confused, "my queen have I offended thee?"
The Queen just laughed, "now, now brown nose don't be coy. At my command you will be a good boy!"
Oooh he realizes at lastHopefully Queen Mia doesn't punish me for putting words in her mouth...
1. Can someone help me find the Turkey?*Having watched hopeful Brown-Nose perform his piece, including narrating me, I scratch my head in a moment’s confusion, looking around the Court for the general reception; before the inclination to applaud can take over, I peer at him quite carefully* What happened to the turkey? And what is meant by this tapping of my throne as I tell your face to take its place?
I think that was his goal, my Queen. Our fool is no fool. He's a crafty one.Oooh he realizes at last![]()
*glances sideways looking for said turkey, then narrows my eyes slightly* If your co-queen asks you a question, an answer is expected, naive Brown-Nose1. Can someone help me find the Turkey?
2. I think you know what the throne part means...Majesty
Who is the brown nose nowI'm glad you mentioned punishments, because I have one I need to take care of. I am to say ten good things about a court member. I will compliment @DeeDeeMeyers!
She is ever so positive in the Court.
She is kind-hearted.
She chose fantastic evening wear for the ball.
She has killer taste in shoes.
Her taste in libations is also exquisite!
She is thoughtful and supportive in her treatment of our Queen.
When she is here, the court is a merrier place.
Did I mention? KILLER shoes!
She is a comet chaser!
She is the best, sexiest Wench the court could ever ask for.![]()
Oh God is holly the co queen???*glances sideways looking for said turkey, then narrows my eyes slightly* If your co-queen asks you a question, an answer is expected, naive Brown-Nose
*I smile and applaud worthy Alchemist’s praise, a sense of cheer across the hall, before looking expectantly back at Brown-Nose as it gradually quiets again*I'm glad you mentioned punishments, because I have one I need to take care of. I am to say ten good things about a court member. I will compliment @DeeDeeMeyers!
She is ever so positive in the Court.
She is kind-hearted.
She chose fantastic evening wear for the ball.
She has killer taste in shoes.
Her taste in libations is also exquisite!
She is thoughtful and supportive in her treatment of our Queen.
When she is here, the court is a merrier place.
Did I mention? KILLER shoes!
She is a comet chaser!
She is the best, sexiest Wench the court could ever ask for.![]()
*A slow nod*Oh God is holly the co queen???
Did you miss my punishment, as administered by @touchofthebeast ? I am only fulfilling the court's wishes.Who is the brown nose now![]()
Enough of this poor toadyingOh God I beg forgiveness for my comment above about Brown nosing! How mortification I am!