Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Your phone was broken?

I suffered a very unfortunate carpal tunnel injury around that time. Totally unrelated to this site. I was doing a lot of typing. Yep. Typing.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Mindy

I'm absolutely calling her this from now on

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm absolutely calling her this from now on

I wish I could take credit.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I wish I could take credit.

Do it! I won't tell

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm absolutely calling her this from now on

I wish I could take credit.

Do it! I won't tell

Pretty sure it was a @Wriggle thing

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Pretty sure it was a @Wriggle thing

Mindy ab it ness it is. FUck, that makes no sense at all

Mindy tigs? I don't know, someone smarter or soberer than me can figure this out

 

[morelikeasong]

The text to pic ratio is off here… @deefalttwunnyfor I think you know what to do

 

[Mr_bogey]

Pretty sure it was a @Wriggle thing

I thought @PassionatePanther coined the nickname.

 

[Mr_bogey]

The text to pic ratio is off here… @deefalttwunnyfor I think you know what to do

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The text to pic ratio is off here… @deefalttwunnyfor I think you know what to do

I posted face pics tonight. Plural! I feel like I hit my quota. But if you want 🌶 pics, you know where my PMs are

 

[Mr_bogey]

I posted face pics tonight. Plural! I feel like I hit my quota. But if you want 🌶 pics, you know where my PMs are

Expired!

 

[morelikeasong]

I posted face pics tonight. Plural! I feel like I hit my quota. But if you want 🌶 pics, you know where my PMs are

You have a beautiful face, but you can’t pay your cock debt with your face card, it doesn’t work that way!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/I0JGu8usUPrLvhz3rs/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d77ssuft025bwgsjkgc5ik7kvm2zof9n7qq9gvbtk8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

(But also I will be sliding in that box to get a replay of the tongue pic )

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You have a face,

FTFY

but you can’t pay your cock debt with your face card, it doesn’t work that way!

Really? They do almost the same thing?!?!

 

[morelikeasong]

Really? They do almost the same thing?!?!

No one has ever made me cum with their face…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Mindy ab it ness it is. FUck, that makes no sense at all

Mindy tigs? I don't know, someone smarter or soberer than me can figure this out

Mindy A. Bitness
A.K.A. The Notorious B.I.T., since both past and present names include “bit”

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No one has ever made me cum with their face…

Even when you sit on it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@MindYaBitness how many times have you been hit up to let those sweater puppies loose? It's got to be in the thousands

Lol, maybe not thousands, but more than I can count

And how many of those requests were from @deefalttwunnyfor ?

I don't think I've ever asked Mindy for boobs*



*nipples are different than boobs, right?

Does that make me a dirty deviant for requesting her tusk pics?

 

[morelikeasong]

Even when you sit on it?

I’ve only ever done that once! About 10 years ago? And no, but also I don’t think I even knew about face sitting at the time and I was very anxious about the whole situation.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I’ve only ever done that once! About 10 years ago? And no, but also I don’t think I even knew about face sitting at the time and I was very anxious about the whole situation.

But, you're aware that some guys really, really like that sort of thing?

 

[morelikeasong]

But, you're aware that some guys really, really like that sort of thing?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/AQZlAFNvZQBNTJd527/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7js8bp3kujjkjgsxnw8jd506lbz3ms1tcwghe7wn0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve only ever done that once! About 10 years ago? And no, but also I don’t think I even knew about face sitting at the time and I was very anxious about the whole situation.

I wow, but I also totally understand and have live through that anxiety. Totally valid.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No one has ever made me cum with their face…

Fucking tell them to try harder

 

[morelikeasong]

I wow, but I also totally understand and have live through that anxiety. Totally valid.

I was like… can you breathe??

Fucking tell them to try harder

You’re so right

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok if deefault won’t pay his ratio debt, I guess I’ll pick up the tab, AGAIN

https://i.ibb.co/xf5jtqh/68-B887-BE-66-B9-4-C51-8-C85-63546-DE72-BB7.jpg

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok if deefault won’t pay his ratio debt, I guess I’ll pick up the tab, AGAIN

Fuck. I hate to encourage women picking up men’s slack…and yet…fuck.