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Don’t! I was sitting in the sun today, back against a stone dyke with the drive going on. Nine guns all shooting, and I fell asleep! I didn’t hear the shooting or the horn go for the end of the drive. A young keeper tappped me on the shoulder. I think he was worried I was dead 😂
 
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Don’t! I was sitting in the sun today, back against a stone dyke with the drive going on. Nine guns all shooting, and I fell asleep! I didn’t here the shooting or the horn go for the end of the drive. A young keeper tappped me on the shoulder. I think he was worried I was dead 😂
Hahahaha..... you were "sleeping like the dead" what pups were with you? Were they all snuggled up cozy too?
 
Don’t! I was sitting in the sun today, back against a stone dyke with the drive going on. Nine guns all shooting, and I fell asleep! I didn’t here the shooting or the horn go for the end of the drive. A young keeper tappped me on the shoulder. I think he was worried I was dead 😂
OMG - nothing like keeping things lively by playing dead (via a nap)!! Are you at least refreshed now? :oops: Has the young keeper's heart rate returned to normal yet? Poor lad

My lunch nap was intentional and delicious btw - no dulcet sounds of gunfire to lull me to sleep. Didn't need it. Head hit the pillow and Goodnight :sleep: :LOL:
 
Hahahaha..... you were "sleeping like the dead" what pups were with you? Were they all snuggled up cozy too?
😆 yes they could probably hear me snoring. I had Ben, Toby and Sam. They were sat about 10 feet away watching the birds waiting for ne to tell.them to retrieve. That wasn't going to happen. In all the years I have been doing this I have never fallen asleep.on a drive. Must be my age! It was about 1.30 so nap time!
 
OMG - nothing like keeping things lively by playing dead (via a nap)!! Are you at least refreshed now? :oops: Has the young keeper's heart rate returned to normal yet? Poor lad

My lunch nap was intentional and delicious btw - no dulcet sounds of gunfire to lull me to sleep. Didn't need it. Head hit the pillow and Goodnight :sleep: :LOL:
He was about to call for the defibrillator I think. It wouldn't have been the first time they had someone drop dead on the hill.
 
Don’t! I was sitting in the sun today, back against a stone dyke with the drive going on. Nine guns all shooting, and I fell asleep! I didn’t hear the shooting or the horn go for the end of the drive. A young keeper tappped me on the shoulder. I think he was worried I was dead 😂
😲😳 HEY !!!! Who you calling a dyke? I'm a feminine lesbian.....🤣😂🤭 Sorry I couldn't resist...Ahhhh you found a keeper huh? Now was the keeper tapping you, or you tapping the keeper?...I'm so confused...
 
😲😳 HEY !!!! Who you calling a dyke? I'm a feminine lesbian.....🤣😂🤭 Sorry I couldn't resist...Ahhhh you found a keeper huh? Now was the keeper tapping you, or you tapping the keeper?...I'm so confused...
@Oldermom935 I think a lesson in the Scots language might help.

A stain dyke is not a dirty lesbian as I first thought when arriving in Scotland...it's a stone wall.

A keeper is a game keeper.

Tablet is very sugary confectionary tasting of vanilla.

Your Piece is your lunch

So. when offered tablet by a keeper, told to climb on the stain dyke and don't forget your piece. It's not an invitation to a sex and drugs party that requires personal protection

Simples!
 
@Oldermom935 I think a lesson in the Scots language might help.

A stain dyke is not a dirty lesbian as I first thought when arriving in Scotland...it's a stone wall.

A keeper is a game keeper.

Tablet is very sugary confectionary tasting of vanilla.

Your Piece is your lunch

So. when offered tablet by a keeper, told to climb on the stain dyke and don't forget your piece. It's not an invitation to a sex and drugs party that requires personal protection

Simples!
I prefer my interpretation...lol. I'm teasing hun.
 
@Oldermom935 I think a lesson in the Scots language might help.

A stain dyke is not a dirty lesbian as I first thought when arriving in Scotland...it's a stone wall.

A keeper is a game keeper.

Tablet is very sugary confectionary tasting of vanilla.

Your Piece is your lunch

So. when offered tablet by a keeper, told to climb on the stain dyke and don't forget your piece. It's not an invitation to a sex and drugs party that requires personal protection

Simples!
the very first class held when I arrived for my year in Scotland went much like this... Scots Language 101 :ROFLMAO: very helpful
 
Going out to dinner tonight, Now I want you all to behave and listen to the sitter. She has my number incase of an emergency. If I get a call of any bad behavior, I won't only punish you but I'll be very disappointed.View attachment 2394874
I don’t know if I should tempt fate and be bad to see if I can get away with it…

Or

Just be bad and see what happens.

Or

Yes.
 
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