He had faster healing than Lazarus.It nearly penetrated his ear, but didn't.
Trump is lucky to be alive. He said it had something to do with God, but quickly forgot about that. Went out and played golf the next day. So there is that rapid healing thing going on. Miraculous Donny.
Threw himself to the ground in a blind funk, realized he was still alive and when told to by his Security, hauled his sorry ass back up posing to the cameras like Hulk Hogan. A week later he couldn't be bothered with that silly ear-tampon any more and what a hero; not even a scar.
We can bet the first thing he'll do on Day One, even before declaring himself Dictator, will be to grant himself the Purple Heart.