Jade's World on Lit

[Nicefella]

This is the dirtiest version of Who’s on first I have ever witnessed!!!

 

[Nicefella]

It slides in at the end of the table. Kind of hard to put the middle of your body there

I am sure I can make it happen

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMDhnNDZhc2hyeXNqOHM3NDY5eHV3bXEycjJ5dnU3emJ2MjEzaHNkYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/AWv3UAFkgz39u/giphy.gif

I like your spunk young man.

Errrr I mean…uhmm …nvm

 

[Nicefella]

I like your spunk young man.

Errrr I mean…uhmm …nvm

Too late. You just said you liked his spunk. What about his spunk do you like, Monkey?

 

[Booboobear84]

Careful guys. I believe Jade is in charge of spunk around here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Careful guys. I believe Jade is in charge of spunk around here.

She gonna spunk spank us?

 

[Nicefella]

She gonna spunk spank us?

You totally wish

 

[Nicefella]

Careful guys. I believe Jade is in charge of spunk around here.

Chief Spunk Officer
Chairwoman - ranking Member of the Spunk Committee
Chief Spunk Operations Executive

I could go on.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You totally wish

No Jade shade but it’s unlikely. Can’t speak for @deefalttwunnyfor tho

 

[investor2020]

JJ, looks like I missed quite a bit this past week while I was on a trip. Let me catch up . . .

When you have doubts about your new lady . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9ea939b9b3393911782d8846abe12d16/90bafded5d129d3b-47/s640x960/79b44d8319b5f4759cf03b13f8d89f11289b4e86.jpg

 

[investor2020]

Why two is the limit . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, looks like I missed quite a bit this past week while I was on a trip. Let me catch up . . .

When you have doubts about your new lady . . .

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9ea939b9b3393911782d8846abe12d16/90bafded5d129d3b-47/s640x960/79b44d8319b5f4759cf03b13f8d89f11289b4e86.jpg

Lmao!

 

[JerseyJade]

 

[30bandits]

Me too JJ...me too.

 

[ShaneoD]

That's going to be far more popular than the holiday program

 

[Booboobear84]

In my dreams

 

[13Fantasies]

Well, alright. -Heads over-

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, alright. -Heads over-

Well I'm at work... so good luck with that.

 

[13Fantasies]

Well I'm at work... so good luck with that.

You won't be by the time I get there.

 

[JerseyJade]

You won't be by the time I get there.

I'm going to my mom's after work... and you're not allowed over there.

 

[13Fantasies]

I'm going to my mom's after work... and you're not allowed over there.

Just because she asked me over for a nightcap once, now it's all, "You are banned from my mom's house."

What can I say? Like mother, like daughter.

 

[JerseyJade]

Just because she asked me over for a nightcap once, now it's all, "You are banned from my mom's house."

What can I say? Like mother, like daughter.

You are so bad!

 

[ShaneoD]

Just because she asked me over for a nightcap once, now it's all, "You are banned from my mom's house."

What can I say? Like mother, like daughter.

I wanted to make a mom joke but then I realized I'm 11 years older than Jade so there's a significant risk that her mom might be more age appropriate

 

[JerseyJade]

I wanted to make a mom joke but then I realized I'm 11 years older than Jade so there's a significant risk that her mom might be more age appropriate

Leave my mom out of this!

 

[13Fantasies]

Leave my mom out of this!

I tried, but when she....oh...you were talking to Shane.

Yeah, Shane! Leave JJ's mom out of this,you dirty perv!