Soma (35f) is basically having all day low grade panic attack- come watch porn with me tonight (8/17) to help me calm down at 10PM EST

[boo56]

Did it all work out?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I hope it turned out OK. I always love your takes. Sorry I missed that session.

 

[Soma99]

I hope it turned out OK. I always love your takes. Sorry I missed that session.

Generally update on meeting the wife.

It went fine. She clearly wanted to make sure of 2 things:

1- the girl her husband was seeing wasn’t a psycho who was going to burn their house down

2- that I understand that discussion was needed, they both have pretty corporate traditional jobs and they don’t want me posting pictures or weird messages or stuff like that on Instagram or something that would cause an uncomfortable situation for them in real life.

We also baked cookies together which was bizarre but they were good and I’m stealing the Tupperware she sent them home with me in

 

[boo56]

Sounds like that worked out. What kind of cookies?

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

Generally update on meeting the wife.

It went fine. She clearly wanted to make sure of 2 things:

1- the girl her husband was seeing wasn’t a psycho who was going to burn their house down

And you were like, "oh please, I handle my stress like a normal person by masturbating with strangers online to internet porn."

Sorry I missed another!
I was at a wedding for someone I barely know, and it wasn't anything like the one in your video list if you can imagine that.

 

[Soma99]

Sounds like that worked out. What kind of cookies?

Chocolate chip- I was unaware that some cookies don’t come from a tube of dough. This bitch used flour and shit.

 

[boo56]

Good for her. And, lots of butter and sugar, I imagine.

 

[ShaneoD]

Chocolate chip- I was unaware that some cookies don’t come from a tube of dough. This bitch used flour and shit.

From what I'm seeing I'm 99.99% sure Betty Crocker with nice breasts doesn't give blowjobs. Or might not be interested in sex at all

 

[Soma99]

From what I'm seeing I'm 99.99% sure Betty Crocker with nice breasts doesn't give blowjobs. Or might not be interested in sex at all

From what I understand they opened their marriage because she wanted to date another woman. She apparently has dated a couple women and one other guy very briefly- that seems like a sore subject I will not be exploring.

I think they have a fine sex life, their kid is older and they have money and I think they just are looking for enjoyment

It’s kinda nice

 

[ShaneoD]

From what I understand they opened their marriage because she wanted to date another woman. She apparently has dated a couple women and one other guy very briefly- that seems like a sore subject I will not be exploring.

I think they have a fine sex life, their kid is older and they have money and I think they just are looking for enjoyment

It’s kinda nice

Hmm, I'll admit I didn't have this woman winning you over on my bingo card, good for them I guess

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

From what I'm seeing I'm 99.99% sure Betty Crocker with nice breasts doesn't give blowjobs. Or might not be interested in sex at all

Whatever- my wife is totally school bake sale in the kitchen, and crotchless panty Bangbros in the bedroom. She whisks up some great whipped cream in both!

 

[hotcpu]

From what I understand they opened their marriage because she wanted to date another woman. She apparently has dated a couple women and one other guy very briefly- that seems like a sore subject I will not be exploring.

I think they have a fine sex life, their kid is older and they have money and I think they just are looking for enjoyment

It’s kinda nice

Hope it works out for you as well ... Just be careful.