The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

My gran called my dad a cocksucker once. She was definitely in mental decline by then.

My dad had grown a beard, which she hated.

She motioned for him to come closer, and she said: “shave the beard, cocksucker.”

I laughed so fuckin hard. Even now thinking about it makes me laugh. My dad always got a laugh out of it too!

I am laughing...I can see her doing it...little old lady whisper voice.....

 

[Oldermom935]

You know I went to McDonald's and I had a kid's Happy Meal today.
You can't believe how mad his mom got!

 

[Missk_2022]

Can you use your magic to get me a winning powerball ticket? lol

That would be great... one for me too so I could retire

 

[Missk_2022]

I am sooo tired...

 

[Missk_2022]

I turned off my a/c today. My freaking electric bill is 150$...shit

 

[Wonderer67]

Jesus Christ, what a fucking cast of characters we are!

I could just imagine us in a bar having these conversations!!

 

[Oldermom935]

I turned off my a/c today. My freaking electric bill is 150$...shit

Lol.... mine was $347.00 last month.

 

[Wonderer67]

Lol.... mine was $347.00 last month.

Damn!!!

 

[Oldermom935]

Damn!!!

Well the heat killed me.

 

[Wonderer67]

Seriously, It was fuckin hot.

More of it the last few days

 

[Oldermom935]

Jesus Christ, what a fucking cast of characters we are!

I could just imagine us in a bar having these conversations!!

Can I be the bitter lesbian, that everyone's afraid of because they think I carry a knife and scissors? And I always stir the pot in the room?.. oh wait that is me.

 

[Oldermom935]

Seriously, It was fuckin hot.

More of it the last few days

The problem was the humidity was murder. It was 90 to 100% humidity overnight and you couldn't even open the windows at night. So it's either pay or pay.

 

[CuriousRick]

Can I be the bitter lesbian, that everyone's afraid of because they think I carry a knife and scissors? And I always stir the pot in the room?.. oh wait that is me.

Wait? I thought that was you!

 

[Wonderer67]

Can I be the bitter lesbian, that everyone's afraid of because they think I carry a knife and scissors? And I always stir the pot in the room?.. oh wait that is me.

You can be that person.

We love you regardless!

I didn’t know about the knife and scissors though…

 

[Oldermom935]

Wait? I thought that was you!

Hey Rickie!

 

[cowboyup6977]

Can I be the bitter lesbian, that everyone's afraid of because they think I carry a knife and scissors? And I always stir the pot in the room?.. oh wait that is me.

Lesbian yes bitter not so much

 

[CuriousRick]

Hey Rickie!

Hiya trouble

 

[Oldermom935]

Hiya trouble

Meee??? Trouble? Nah...

 

[CuriousRick]

Meee??? Trouble? Nah...

Darn trouble making kids!! Lol

 

[Oldermom935]

Darn trouble making kids!! Lol

I know, I know, get off your lawn!

 

[likes2watchU]

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Now if that can just hold true through Monday morning...

 

[likes2watchU]

You can be that person.

We love you regardless!

I didn’t know about the knife and scissors though…

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oh wait... did you mean more like

 

[likes2watchU]

Lesbian yes bitter not so much

nope, nope, nope
nevermind
rules are rules, right?

 

[Oldermom935]

nope, nope, nope
nevermind
rules are rules, right?

Read away!!!!....lol

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

You know I went to McDonald's and I had a kid's Happy Meal today.
You can't believe how mad his mom got!

Beware of bad daughter jokes!