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[likes2watchU]

I have added fuckstick recently.

In a sentence...."I dont know why I have to tell that fuckstick the same thing over and over"

We need to talk. I have several more words that could be lumped in to varying degrees with that one.

 

[likes2watchU]

Do you keep the fuckstick right next to the cluestick?

Works better next to the glue stick IMO

 

[Greylag]

I am gonna share...I started on glp-1 this week. I am so overweight and sick from it I have to do something...... right now going through sugar withdrawals..... lift me up in prayer or light the Josh or eat a brownie for me. I will keep you all posted.....

BTW do you know how hard it is to give a sub q shot in your own arm.... screw that...tummy it is from now on

Prayers from me...you can do it!

 

[likes2watchU]

I am gonna share...I started on glp-1 this week. I am so overweight and sick from it I have to do something...... right now going through sugar withdrawals..... lift me up in prayer or light the Josh or eat a brownie for me. I will keep you all posted.....

BTW do you know how hard it is to give a sub q shot in your own arm.... screw that...tummy it is from now on

I wish you every success on the new medication.
I will dedicate my next to you!!

Well after three weeks the concrete is finally poured! The flagstone may go in later this afternoon…at least by tomorrow. Depends on how fast the base sets. Anyhow. Long morning of crews and a nice breakfast with a friend and his son down at the beach. Morning Z is Afternoon Z today…forgive

co-worker still hasn't finished the deck replacement project at her house yet. so much rain this season. what should have taken a few weeks is now running into its 4th or 5th month.

 

[Missk_2022]

Do you keep the fuckstick right next to the cluestick?

Needs to be a big old stick to whack the dumb asses with

 

[Missk_2022]

Thank you for using that in a sentence:

Fuckstick.

F U C K S T I C K

Fuckstick.

It is really an awesome word.... right up there with twat (Waffle) and

 

[Greylag]

As in hey " fuckstick" how's the wife and kids?

Or man, it's been ages since I've seen fuckstick. I wonder what he's been up to.

Or, trolls are a bunch of fucksticks! And some are even dickwads...

New one on this English Gentleman. I have heard the term Fuckwit. I think it falls somewhere below the village idiot!

 

[Greylag]

Not an easy day fishing and seriously crap until @Missk_2022 stepped in and assured me the fish would be biting. My lucky mascot as I finished with 17 best about 11lb.

 

[Oldermom935]

New one on this English Gentleman. I have heard the term Fuckwit. I think it falls somewhere below the village idiot!

There's alot of villages looking for them here.

 

[Oldermom935]

Not an easy day fishing and seriously crap until @Missk_2022 stepped in and assured me the fish would be biting. My lucky mascot as I finished with 17 best about 11lb.

@Missk_2022 a true lucky charm.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

warning Dad joke humor:

 

[Greylag]

There's alot of villages looking for them here.

It’s almost a term of endearment in most villages....it’s all the inbreeding!

 

[likes2watchU]

There's alot of villages looking for them here.

The ratio does feel a bit skewed
:

 

[Wonderer67]

As in hey " fuckstick" how's the wife and kids?

Or man, it's been ages since I've seen fuckstick. I wonder what he's been up to.

Or, trolls are a bunch of fucksticks! And some are even dickwads...

“Can I get the origin of that word?”

“Comes From the slang word for copulation and the noun ‘stick’ to refer to someone’s penis. A fuckstick is the cojoining of those two things.”

This made me laugh.
"How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuckstick

 

[Qky75]

Surgeon: I NEED THIS TEST DONE YESTERDAY MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!!

Me: on it sir, I will move mountains and burn every bridge for you and for saving humanity!!

Patient: I'm not even in town anymore! I can't make it there in 20 minutes!

Surgeon: oh yeah, that was yesterday...so is the test done then?

Me: >blink< >blink<

 

[Wonderer67]

It is really an awesome word.... right up there with twat (Waffle) and

My gran called my dad a cocksucker once. She was definitely in mental decline by then.

My dad had grown a beard, which she hated.

She motioned for him to come closer, and she said: “shave the beard, cocksucker.”

I laughed so fuckin hard. Even now thinking about it makes me laugh. My dad always got a laugh out of it too!

 

[likes2watchU]

Surgeon: I NEED THIS TEST DONE YESTERDAY MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!!

Me: on it sir, I will move mountains and burn every bridge for you and for saving humanity!!

Patient: I'm not even in town anymore! I can't make it there in 20 minutes!

Surgeon: oh yeah, that was yesterday...so is the test done then?

Me: >blink< >blink<

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Critical passwords changed and also 2 step authentication (thanks for reminder MissK).

Just watched Twisters at the movies with my GF. Our review: good special effects but terrible story line and so predictable. I like the previous one better.

 

[likes2watchU]

Critical passwords changed and also 2 step authentication (thanks for reminder MissK).

Just watched Twisters at the movies with my GF. Our review: good special effects but terrible story line and so predictable. I like the previous one better.

pick up @ 0:40 - 2:00
I liked the first one better as well

 

[Oldermom935]

You know my drive home last night I saw this hitchhiker so I picked him up to give him a ride. He looked over at me and said how do you know I'm not a serial killer? So I started laughing and laughing and he looked at me like there was something wrong. And I said can you imagine the chances of two being in one vehicle at the same time?

 

[likes2watchU]

You know my drive home last night I saw this hitchhiker so I picked him up to give him a ride. He looked over at me and said how do you know I'm not a serial killer? So I started laughing and laughing and he looked at me like there was something wrong. And I said can you imagine the chances of two being in one vehicle at the same time?

OMG - stop! I haven't peed yet today. jk

 

[Missk_2022]

Not an easy day fishing and seriously crap until @Missk_2022 stepped in and assured me the fish would be biting. My lucky mascot as I finished with 17 best about 11lb.

Wow.... I am the fish whisperer.....here fishy fishy

 

[CuriousRick]

Wow.... I am the fish whisperer.....here fishy fishy

Can you use your magic to get me a winning powerball ticket? lol

 

[Missk_2022]

Surgeon: I NEED THIS TEST DONE YESTERDAY MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!!

Me: on it sir, I will move mountains and burn every bridge for you and for saving humanity!!

Patient: I'm not even in town anymore! I can't make it there in 20 minutes!

Surgeon: oh yeah, that was yesterday...so is the test done then?

Me: >blink< >blink<

Eye twitch..

 

[Missk_2022]

My gran called my dad a cocksucker once. She was definitely in mental decline by then.

My dad had grown a beard, which she hated.

She motioned for him to come closer, and she said: “shave the beard, cocksucker.”

I laughed so fuckin hard. Even now thinking about it makes me laugh. My dad always got a laugh out of it too!

I am laughing...I can see her doing it...little old lady whisper voice.....