Cock Talk

[MedicalMuse]

You can't fool me with your 22,800 posts, you steely vet!

Pfft. I know me. Not men. I’m continually surprised, intrigued, let down, and baffled by them.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Pfft. I know me. Not men. I’m continually surprised, intrigued, let down, and baffled by them.

But isn't that what makes them so wonderful? Well that and V lines and dooooooooooong

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Pfft. I know me. Not men. I’m continually surprised, intrigued, let down, and baffled by them.

This is how I feel about most humans

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@LadyLascivious1 I see you catching up, when are you going to give us your answers on the questionnaire?

 

[hotwords229_A]

@LadyLascivious1 I see you catching up, when are you going to give us your answers on the questionnaire?

Default is ready to pounce!
Maybe try @literallyeveryone?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@LadyLascivious1 I see you catching up, when are you going to give us your answers on the questionnaire?

I generally pick and chose which topics to respond to. I found this one a less interesting topic

Plus I already answered the only interesting question about me sending tributes!

But if you insist…

Cum on feel the noise!


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@deefalttwunnyfor this reminds me of you

Tonight, on a very special episode of Cock Talk:

An anonymous Litster submitted these questions here for our Cock Talkers to answer, since we are the premiere place to discuss all things cock.

I like these questions. I like them a lot!

There are too many that are too similar. I fell asleep reading them.

Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?
Do they compare with what they see in porn?
Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?
Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?

No, to all of the above.

What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?

Probably all of the above for guys, but it’s not something I really care or think about. For women, their cycle impacts the consistency.

Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?

Nope

Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?

I’ve loved the ones I’ve gotten from people I’ve been involved with. It’s really just about knowing I turn them on and make them feel good

Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?

Previously answered, but in summary: hell yes, I have sent them and they were extremely well received.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Default is ready to pounce!
Maybe try @literallyeveryone?

Does that tag work?!?!?!?!? @ToPleaseHim how do I do a tag-all?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I generally pick and chose which topics to respond to. I found this one a less interesting topic

Shots fired @hotwords229_A editor!

@deefalttwunnyfor this reminds me of you

Did I send you that one already?!

There are too many that are too similar. I fell asleep reading them.

You're on fire tonight/this afternoon and I'm loving it

Previously answered, but in summary: hell yes, I have sent them and they were extremely well received.

As they should be. Also, where's mine?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Does that tag work?!?!?!?!? @ToPleaseHim how do I do a tag-all?

Oh man, hopefully we never get one of those!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh man, hopefully we never get one of those!

Hear me out. What if it just goes into the hands of some all-powerful, all-sexy mods and part-time mods that just want the power here and there.
Also how TF do you only have 7500 posts since 2008. That's a miracle or you have an alt or two

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cum on feel the noise!

And now I am singing that.

Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?

I sometimes do, and that is just a negative impact from the unreality of porn. So I try not to.

Do they compare with what they see in porn?

Heh, see above.

Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?

No

Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?

Yes, in the intensity of the ejaculation more than the cum itself. The orgasm is great, I just don't shoot as far as I did once. And so far, that has been fine, heh.

What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?

Hydration. And how long since my last go around.

Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?

See above, re: porn. But I don't let it bother me anymore.

Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?

To only one person, a pic, and some video.

Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?

Something like it, yes. It was incredibly hot.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

To only one person, a pic, and some video

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8CPvdgIHcZ4AAAAC/rookie-numbers.gif


I kid, quality over quantit(tie)y

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?

probably.

Do they compare with what they see in porn?

definitely - though, they shouldn’t. Noone should.

Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?

Isnt it standard Xmas chat?

Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?

Dunno.

What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?

For women, our cycle.

Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?

Nope. Mine's lovely.

Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?

Yes.

Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?

it was very well received.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Isnt it standard Xmas chat?

I laughed very loud at that. Startled the neighbor outside my window.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I laughed very loud at that. Startled the neighbor outside my window.

I like the way you're so nonchalant about your peeping Tom/Thomasina...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like the way you're so nonchalant about your peeping Tom/Thomasina...

Eh, peeping on me is its own punishment...

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Hear me out. What if it just goes into the hands of some all-powerful, all-sexy mods and part-time mods that just want the power here and there.
Also how TF do you only have 7500 posts since 2008. That's a miracle or you have an alt or two

This account was my alt, lol. I started at Lit in 2001 and read stories & primarily lurked until 2008. Used my main (JtoHisPB, eventually changed to Jelly) until probably 2015. Requested that account be deleted for reasons that made a lot of sense at the time, but I would reverse that decision if I could. I stayed away for a few months, tried a new account but felt better switching to this fairly established account. There was a need for a mod in BDSM forums and that was my primary forum, and it’s all history from there lol.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Used my main (JtoHisPB)

Jilled to his Pretty Balls?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Jilled to his Pretty Balls?

Yes, exactly that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This post is the reason I wish I could be on here more often. Perfect.

Tell me youre putting your stuff in a jar and microwaving for science

 

[SixShooter14]

Tell me youre putting your stuff in a jar and microwaving for science

No no.... A fondue warmer

 

[Lord Pmann]

Cum on feel the noise!


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Tonight, on a very special episode of Cock Talk:

An anonymous Litster submitted these questions here for our Cock Talkers to answer, since we are the premiere place to discuss all things cock.

I like these questions. I like them a lot!

Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?

I am fine with my cum capacity. Not too much. Not too little. Juuuuuust right.

Do they compare with what they see in porn?

I don’t have the amount of cum like they do in porn where it’s like a firehose.

Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?

Never.

Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?

It used to shoot out a little harder. When I was younger, I hit my face on accident sometimes. Now, it’s pretty rare.

What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?

The only thing that changes mine is how often I’ve cum. If I go a couple of days between cumshots, it’s thicker. If I’m jerking off a whole lot, it’s not as thick and it’s more clear. When I discovered PornHub and its big tits category, I was spitting dust.

Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?

No. My cum is fine.

Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?

No.

Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?

Yes and yes.

I mean, no… I’ve never had the pleasure. I’d be ever so grateful if one of these beautiful ladies would share with me.

That was the worst case of autocorrect in awhile.

I once asked my wife to bring home a “2 liter of come” from the grocery store.

She was there for a long time.

Tampon.
Ceiling fan.
You know you want to.

Your pic expired. So I didn’t get to see it. You looked good in the black dominatrix looking outfit, though.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It used to shoot out a little harder. When I was younger, I hit my face on accident sometimes. Now, it’s pretty rare.

Yeah me too. Total accident. Fucking accidents

You looked good in the black dominatrix looking outfit, though.

Good is suuuuch a bland adjective for that outfit. Exquisite, flawless, stunning, superlative

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah me too. Total accident. Fucking accidents

I’m into giving facials. Not into getting them. I like the dominance. Or in the opinions of @hotwords229_A, the submission.

Good is suuuuch a bland adjective for that outfit. Exquisite, flawless, stunning, superlative

AGG and I aren’t into great compliments. I don’t become her first Lit friend by complimenting her. I caught her attention by offering mid-level compliments.

Your posts are readable.
Your legs are sufficient.
Your hair is more existent than mine.
Your ass is appropriately placed.

And for the last ten years she’s been throwing her twat at me.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I like the dominance. Or in the opinions of @hotwords229_A, the submission.

You guys are like the yin and yang of Lit

AGG and I aren’t into great compliments. I don’t become her first Lit friend by complimenting her. I caught her attention by offering mid-level compliments.

Your posts are readable.
Your legs are sufficient.
Your hair is more existent than mine.
Your ass is appropriately placed.

And for the last ten years she’s been throwing her twat at me.

I laughed out loud at 'your hair is more existent than mine' Fuck me that was good
I thought I was her first Lit friend by getting her horned up enough to get knocked up. @aussiegeekygal can you settle this timeline?