MedicalMuse
Near, yet far.
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- Mar 28, 2011
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Pfft. I know me. Not men. I’m continually surprised, intrigued, let down, and baffled by them.You can't fool me with your 22,800 posts, you steely vet!
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Pfft. I know me. Not men. I’m continually surprised, intrigued, let down, and baffled by them.You can't fool me with your 22,800 posts, you steely vet!
But isn't that what makes them so wonderful? Well that and V lines and dooooooooooongPfft. I know me. Not men. I’m continually surprised, intrigued, let down, and baffled by them.
This is how I feel about most humansPfft. I know me. Not men. I’m continually surprised, intrigued, let down, and baffled by them.
Default is ready to pounce!@LadyLascivious1 I see you catching up, when are you going to give us your answers on the questionnaire?![]()
I generally pick and chose which topics to respond to. I found this one a less interesting topic@LadyLascivious1 I see you catching up, when are you going to give us your answers on the questionnaire?![]()
@deefalttwunnyfor this reminds me of you
There are too many that are too similar. I fell asleep reading them.Tonight, on a very special episode of Cock Talk:
An anonymous Litster submitted these questions here for our Cock Talkers to answer, since we are the premiere place to discuss all things cock.
I like these questions. I like them a lot!![]()
No, to all of the above.Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?
Do they compare with what they see in porn?
Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?
Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?
Probably all of the above for guys, but it’s not something I really care or think about. For women, their cycle impacts the consistency.What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?
NopeAre you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?
I’ve loved the ones I’ve gotten from people I’ve been involved with. It’s really just about knowing I turn them on and make them feel goodHave you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?
Previously answered, but in summary: hell yes, I have sent them and they were extremely well received.Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?
Does that tag work?!?!?!?!? @ToPleaseHim how do I do a tag-all?Default is ready to pounce!
Maybe try @literallyeveryone?
Shots fired @hotwords229_A editor!I generally pick and chose which topics to respond to. I found this one a less interesting topic![]()
Did I send you that one already?!@deefalttwunnyfor this reminds me of you![]()
You're on fire tonight/this afternoon and I'm loving itThere are too many that are too similar. I fell asleep reading them.
As they should be. Also, where's mine?Previously answered, but in summary: hell yes, I have sent them and they were extremely well received.
Oh man, hopefully we never get one of those!Does that tag work?!?!?!?!? @ToPleaseHim how do I do a tag-all?
Hear me out. What if it just goes into the hands of some all-powerful, all-sexy mods and part-time mods that just want the power here and there.Oh man, hopefully we never get one of those!
And now I am singing that.Cum on feel the noise!
I sometimes do, and that is just a negative impact from the unreality of porn. So I try not to.Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?
Heh, see above.Do they compare with what they see in porn?
NoDo you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?
Yes, in the intensity of the ejaculation more than the cum itself. The orgasm is great, I just don't shoot as far as I did once. And so far, that has been fine, heh.Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?
Hydration. And how long since my last go around.What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?
See above, re: porn. But I don't let it bother me anymore.Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?
To only one person, a pic, and some video.Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?
Something like it, yes. It was incredibly hot.Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/8CPvdgIHcZ4AAAAC/rookie-numbers.gifTo only one person, a pic, and some video
probably.Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?
definitely - though, they shouldn’t. Noone should.Do they compare with what they see in porn?
Isnt it standard Xmas chat?Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?
Dunno.Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?
For women, our cycle.What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?
Nope. Mine's lovely.Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?
Yes.Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?
it was very well received.Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?
I laughed very loud at that. Startled the neighbor outside my window.Isnt it standard Xmas chat?
I like the way you're so nonchalant about your peeping Tom/Thomasina...I laughed very loud at that. Startled the neighbor outside my window.
Eh, peeping on me is its own punishment...I like the way you're so nonchalant about your peeping Tom/Thomasina...
This account was my alt, lol. I started at Lit in 2001 and read stories & primarily lurked until 2008. Used my main (JtoHisPB, eventually changed to Jelly) until probably 2015. Requested that account be deleted for reasons that made a lot of sense at the time, but I would reverse that decision if I could. I stayed away for a few months, tried a new account but felt better switching to this fairly established account. There was a need for a mod in BDSM forums and that was my primary forum, and it’s all history from there lol.Hear me out. What if it just goes into the hands of some all-powerful, all-sexy mods and part-time mods that just want the power here and there.
Also how TF do you only have 7500 posts since 2008. That's a miracle or you have an alt or two
Jilled to his Pretty Balls?Used my main (JtoHisPB)
Yes, exactly that.Jilled to his Pretty Balls?
This post is the reason I wish I could be on here more often. Perfect.
No no.... A fondue warmerTell me youre putting your stuff in a jar and microwaving for science
Cum on feel the noise!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/64dc551ca7fe57a44011058b24d44788/b1eef37de9273fb5-c1/s400x600/c4df5f1011b27cf716dd1957c862ef0e74ea2d21.gif
Tonight, on a very special episode of Cock Talk:
An anonymous Litster submitted these questions here for our Cock Talkers to answer, since we are the premiere place to discuss all things cock.
I like these questions. I like them a lot!
Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?
Do they compare with what they see in porn?
Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?
Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?
What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?
Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?
Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?
Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?
That was the worst case of autocorrect in awhile.
Tampon.
Ceiling fan.
You know you want to.
Yeah me too. Total accident. Fucking accidentsIt used to shoot out a little harder. When I was younger, I hit my face on accident sometimes. Now, it’s pretty rare.
Good is suuuuch a bland adjective for that outfit. Exquisite, flawless, stunning, superlativeYou looked good in the black dominatrix looking outfit, though.
Yeah me too. Total accident. Fucking accidents
Good is suuuuch a bland adjective for that outfit. Exquisite, flawless, stunning, superlative
You guys are like the yin and yang of LitI like the dominance. Or in the opinions of @hotwords229_A, the submission.
I laughed out loud at 'your hair is more existent than mine' Fuck me that was goodAGG and I aren’t into great compliments. I don’t become her first Lit friend by complimenting her. I caught her attention by offering mid-level compliments.
Your posts are readable.
Your legs are sufficient.
Your hair is more existent than mine.
Your ass is appropriately placed.
And for the last ten years she’s been throwing her twat at me.