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[LadyLascivious1]

I really wanna hear how the request came about.

I can't imagine, if I could cum like a dude, going through the trouble of saving it in a jar or something.

I think it was a spur of the moment type request. We lived far apart and were sexting before getting on a call and he was talking about all the things he was going to do to me when we saw each other again. Then he just nonchalantly dropped in, “And I’ll cum in a glass and you can drink it.”

My brain made the braking hard, skidding tires sound a car makes to avoid a fatal crash.

He never brought it up again. But it has haunted me

Wouldn’t it just turn crusty as soon as it cools though?

Does reheated cum taste worse or better than fresh cum?

I think it won't taste crusty if there's enough volume and you seal the jar so it doesn't dry up.

Why would you reheat it???? I wonder if it's like fish where the bleach smell would take over the kitchen

And now I've spent way too much time thinking about this

I hate you both.

But you should know another Litster has a great story about freezing cum. Cumscicles

Really? Considering how utterly fascinated guys are with their appendages I can imagine just about anything.





Really, I am going to have to move to PNW just to be with you, my soul sister.

Can I hide with you both from this?

* * *

Aaaaaaaand, I'm out for the day, 'cause this conversations is just too much for me. Oh, man.

Maybe I can get some work done?

I’ll drop you a note when it’s safe again

Wasn’t there a pic of cum in a jar going around at one point? I believe it was either @Daisy_Love or @crazychemgirl who were the culprits….

Why must you put that image in my head?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gotta love Wikipedia

It wasn’t Wikipedia, but now that you mention it:

When the SSB discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, his agents adopted the motto "Every man his own stylo". However, the use of semen as invisible ink was ceased because of the smell it produced for the eventual receiver. It also raised questions over the masturbatory habits of the agents.[9][13]

Also, the name of the first Director of MI6 . . .

Mansfield Smith-Cumming!

Incidentally, he also signed his name as “C” which Ian Fleming used as inspiration for “M” in James Bond.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cum on feel the noise!


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Look at this guy just tossing it over his shoulder like a continental soldier

Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?

I like it to have a nice, porny consistency. Too liquidy and it's like pee, too thick and it's... gross

Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?

Lol, nooooooo

What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?

Who asked you these questions?!?

Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?

Never self-conscious but I wouldn't be mad if there were like 10x the amount and thusly my orgasms lasted longer. Forget these 30 second orgasms, I want 6 minutes

Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?

Just a pic?

Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?

Yes, they're A++++

 

[MedicalMuse]

Look at this guy just tossing it over his shoulder like a continental soldier

I like it to have a nice, porny consistency. Too liquidy and it's like pee, too thick and it's... gross


Lol, nooooooo

Who asked you these questions?!?

Never self-conscious but I wouldn't be mad if there were like 10x the amount and thusly my orgasms lasted longer. Forget these 30 second orgasms, I want 6 minutes

Just a pic?

Yes, they're A++++

I don’t know whether to laugh at or love this.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Why must you put that image in my head?!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lH3iBm_lL60AAAAd/i-dont-want-it-dont-want-it.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

I like it to have a nice, porny consistency.

And what ingredients do you use to achieve this?

Who asked you these questions?!?

A gentlemen never tells. He only discusses cum.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t know whether to laugh at or love this.

My ego requires both

Sincerely yours, Dee

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And what ingredients do you use to achieve this?

A sprig of parsley, a dash of cumin (hehehehhehehe) and a taste of butternut

A gentlemen never tells. He only discusses cum.

I love this answer SO MUCH

 

[hotwords229_A]

A sprig of parsley

That’s what I was doing wrong. I was adding a prick of parsley.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And what ingredients do you use to achieve this?

Ok, but seriously. It seems to me to matter with hydration and the time spent priming the pump. If I'm horny AF and just NEED that release and do the deed quickly. It's thicker. If I take a languorous wank over like 8 hours and build and build and edge and edge... it's typically more watery

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ok, but seriously. It seems to me to matter with hydration and the time spent priming the pump. If I'm horny AF and just NEED that release and do the deed quickly. It's thicker. If I take a languorous wank over like 8 hours and build and build and edge and edge... it's typically more watery

Interesting. I wonder how precum affects the consistency. Maybe the more precum, the less thick the load becomes? What the hell is precum anyway?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s what I was doing wrong. I was adding a prick of parsley.

Unrelated, but you should've asked if anyone gets turned on by talking about it. Whoever sent you these questions needed an editor

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Interesting. I wonder how precum affects the consistency.

I frequently find myself wishing that there was a dr or biologist or someone who studied the fuck out of human sexuality that frequented these threads

Maybe the more precum, the less thick the load becomes?

That's a novel theory. I'll run some test(e)s (HAH!) and maybe post my findings. But probably not, it's just the margs talking

What the hell is precum anyway?

delicious?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Unrelated, but you should've asked if anyone gets turned on by talking about it. Whoever sent you these questions needed an editor

My answer is Yes.
As for the editor, there can never be enough questions about cum.

 

[MedicalMuse]

And this is why I come here. Cum here? Idk. Something like that.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And this is why I come here. Cum here? Idk. Something like that.

You should answer the questionnaire but from the alternate perspective. Do you care about the consistency? etc.

 

[SixShooter14]

And this is why I come here. Cum here? Idk. Something like that.

Hmm...

Not so quietly taking notes

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hmm...

Not so quietly taking notes

Help me peer pressure her into answering the questionnaire!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Cum on feel the noise!


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Tonight, on a very special episode of Cock Talk:

An anonymous Litster submitted these questions here for our Cock Talkers to answer, since we are the premiere place to discuss all things cock.

I like these questions. I like them a lot!

Do men think about or care about the amount or the consistency of their cum?

I think some men do. I haven’t ever thought about, but I like thicker cum without it being too voluminous. I mean, give me what you’ve got, but don’t make me messy for days, ya know? (Unless we fuck a lot daily, then all bets are off)

Do they compare with what they see in porn?

I think porn has ruined the male of the species in a lot of ways. We are not all like Debbie.

Do you talk about this with other men in your lives- friends or family members?

I had a very extensive conversation about the amount of cum a horse makes in contrast to a bull, if that counts.

Has your cum changed as you’ve aged?

Mine has not. Lol
I don’t know for sure but I think maybe it does a bit with the drop in testosterone with age.

What changes the consistency of your cum-how long it’s been since you last came? What you’ve had to eat or drink? Exercise? Something else?

All of those are viable reasons for changes in cum.

Are you ever self conscious about your cum? If so, what would you wish was different?

No. I’m more self conscious about other things.

Have you ever sent a “tribute” pic to anyone?

I have received. Some wanted some very much not wanted

Has a woman ever sent you a “tribute” pic? Sticky fingers? Would you want that?

I have sent. It was well received. Of course there was audio to go with it. I’m sure that helped.

There @deefalttwunnyfor
Peer pressure is a good time

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think some men do. I haven’t ever thought about, but I like thicker cum without it being too voluminous. I mean, give me what you’ve got, but don’t make me messy for days, ya know? (Unless we fuck a lot daily, then all bets are off)

I had a very extensive conversation about the amount of cum a horse makes in contrast to a bull, if that counts.

Technically, yes. But... no

I have received.

Some wanted some very much not wanted

I have sent. It was well received. Of course there was audio to go with it. I’m sure that helped.

There @deefalttwunnyfor
Peer pressure is a good time

It. Works. Wonders.

Also, thank you

 

[MedicalMuse]

Technically, yes. But... no







It. Works. Wonders.

Also, thank you

Anytime.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Anytime.

OK, now how do we peer pressure other people into answering it?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I keep clicking on this thread and reading (no idea why). I have read several pages, but ya'll are all over the place with your cum. I can't follow what the discussion is about! I'm cumfused!

 

[MedicalMuse]

OK, now how do we peer pressure other people into answering it?

It’s harder to answer make specific stuff.
I’m here to learn!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s harder to answer make specific stuff.
I’m here to learn!

You can't fool me with your 22,800 posts, you steely vet!