The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Azuldrgon]

for @ImpishSeraph
for @likes2watchU (with consent of course)
for @Oldermom935 when she pops on.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

It's 11:00 over here. I was up at 9:30.

I was up at 2:45, so I thought the time was much later than it is. It's only 2:20 here. I just had a redhead moment

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Please don't underestimate the power of stupidity.....
There could of been a few out of the way answers to

Sweetheart??? (I trust I'm not being presumptive.) I have never misunderestimate st000pid, and since using the internet, I have exposed to more of it than I thought possible.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I was up at 2:45, so I thought the time was much later than it is. It's only 2:20 here. I just had a redhead moment

*hugs again*
It's okay.

 

[Greylag]

Cold and wet again here. Just glad to be settling down for the evening and looking out at it. Not quite put the heating on cool but not far off it. Looks like August isn't going to be much different to July....crap!

 

[likes2watchU]

2nd Good Day to everyone (love a good nap!)

I think if you filled with glitte would be good for even more people and there won't be qny prison time

oooh... and maybe some itching powder? and maybe UV powder??

for @ImpishSeraph
for @likes2watchU (with consent of course)
for @Oldermom935 when she pops on.

Thank you for asking. I a good hug!
(And IRL I do prefer if someone asks first - some in the "inner circle" get a Permanent OK after that, but know not to do a Surprise Hug on me)

My best friend and her family are always playing pranks on each other, so I sent her this when i came across it on a thread. She responded that she already did it to her brother and he still looks around the toilet when he sits They are all 40 and up and the parents are in their 70's. They go to each other's houses to do these pranks. She's the best at them though. It just cracks me up because I've never met another family that does this sort of thing.

https://lh7-rt.googleusercontent.com/docsz/AD_4nXeGZ22qiFZke5CWlFrdklOfFna2qRScpdk8sB8UB6lTEwsYckIzEquIJzkj1_VwPalVRkzuvH1TnKyx4aBpImFBXN4drRuMMz7xjWMwA3CI1qBZ77_5RFVnJzapyT_XmuEE-qTXm5m-GuFV5fAw_gGynTEz?key=jY9Az0Ixp_0zToql93IJFw

Excellent idea - haven't tried that one yet.
new uses for duct tape
I do come from this type of family
2nd youngest brother's wedding - his mom asked me to "do the flower petal treatment" on their bridal suite. Gave me a room key and everything
Sure - I did the rose petal treatment... and the 'romantic votive' treatment.
I also used some conditioner to 'grease' the toilet seat and utilized the shower cap in place of saran wrap, too

Heard the next day... they loved the romantic touches... and laughed themselves silly in the middle of the night trying to figure out WTF in the bathroom.
Their reaction when they discovered it was me who'd done it? Priceless!!

https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-12-2023/r-tOAj.gif

 

[Wonderer67]

Meanwhile, at the Olympics, French pole vaulter comes in 15th Pl. because his cock hit the cross bar…

 

[Azuldrgon]

Thank you for asking. I a good hug!
(And IRL I do prefer if someone asks first - some in the "inner circle" get a Permanent OK after that, but know not to do a Surprise Hug on me)

Totally understand.

 

[likes2watchU]

I am...
Living the dream!
Got a nap today.
My grocery order is ready early - and only one pre-approved substitution!
None too soon - all outta yogurt and down to my last apple.
#Winning

I'll need to leave shortly for the pick-up.
You kids have fun... I'll try to check in later.

Psst - no trying to knock the bar down with your packages while I'm gone. That I want to capture on camera

 

[Oldermom935]

for @ImpishSeraph
for @likes2watchU (with consent of course)
for @Oldermom935 when she pops on.

Great big hug right back...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All the grass that can be cut with either tractor here has been cut while I've been here. Okay, I may have missed a blade or 2, but . . . .


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/45/33/b9/4533b986ffa1452b7f476325b4ff3672.jpg

 

[subdudeme13]

My best friend and her family are always playing pranks on each other, so I sent her this when i came across it on a thread. She responded that she already did it to her brother and he still looks around the toilet when he sits They are all 40 and up and the parents are in their 70's. They go to each other's houses to do these pranks. She's the best at them though. It just cracks me up because I've never met another family that does this sort of thing.

https://lh7-rt.googleusercontent.com/docsz/AD_4nXeGZ22qiFZke5CWlFrdklOfFna2qRScpdk8sB8UB6lTEwsYckIzEquIJzkj1_VwPalVRkzuvH1TnKyx4aBpImFBXN4drRuMMz7xjWMwA3CI1qBZ77_5RFVnJzapyT_XmuEE-qTXm5m-GuFV5fAw_gGynTEz?key=jY9Az0Ixp_0zToql93IJFw

That is just wrong! You scare the shit out of someone and cause them to go deaf!

 

[subdudeme13]

Meanwhile, at the Olympics, French pole vaulter comes in 15th Pl. because his cock hit the cross bar…

He should buy a better jock strap!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

That is just wrong! You scare the shit out of someone and cause them to go deaf!

Who me? No, wrong person! My friend does this. I just like to give her ideas

 

[Dunes_et_Soleil]

Who me? No, wrong person! My friend does this. I just like to give her ideas

+ solves constipation at the same time!

 

[Tweedledude]

+ solves constipation at the same time!

Clever but I'm sure it changes people's entire digestion system.

 

[Oldermom935]

That is just wrong! You scare the shit out of someone and cause them to go deaf!

Maybe if you read it you would comprehend it !

 

[Oldermom935]

He should buy a better jock strap!

Late for that huh.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've been waiting for groceries for over an hour Damn Darn rain!

 

[likes2watchU]

I've been waiting for groceries for over an hour Damn Darn rain!

Grocery delivery isn't what it used to be in my neighborhood either. They used to at least update if they were running behind due to weather. Esp in winter.

 

[likes2watchU]

Grocery delivery isn't what it used to be in my neighborhood either. They used to at least update if they were running behind due to weather. Esp in winter.

It's partly due to staffing. But really bites for those w/ disabilities or other obstacles who really relied on the service for years before the pandemic.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I really don’t get why there’s shortage of staff, like everywhere…

Hi all btw!

 

[Oldermom935]

I really don’t get why there’s shortage of staff, like everywhere…

Hi all btw!

People want top dollar for minimal amount of work or effort. The work ethic is so low or non existent.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Maybe that’s the answer yes.

 

[Oldermom935]

Maybe that’s the answer yes.

I think with the pandemic people became either lazy or think companies can't survive without them. Look at the companies trying to get employees back in the office. They were paid, saving transportation costs, and are resisting because they see it as costing them money to go back and forth as well as childcare.