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[Missk_2022]

My friend found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week

I knew someone that called it her snapdragon.... I wonder if she knows that the carcass of a dried snapdragon looks like a skull.....

 

[Missk_2022]

So long as it's a goose... all is well
It can be a Greylag Goose

(I'm living in the Land of Duck, Duck, Grey Duck - so wrong!!!)

So is it where grey goose vodka comes from? Hahaha

 

[Oldermom935]

So is it where grey goose vodka comes from? Hahaha

Or where greylag took his name? The hunter and dog trainer he is...lol

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[likes2watchU]

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Boss Cat

 

[Greylag]

Or where greylag took his name? The hunter and dog trainer he is...lol

How did you guess...my secret is out

 

[Missk_2022]

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He has his hair slicked back life a mafioso.... meowrrrr

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I switched to drinking black coffee a few years ago. The best thing I ever did. Not only did I lose a few pounds, now I don’t have to worry about having cream and sugar. Peace of mind and better health. It’s a win win!

I really like vanilla almond milk creamer. I wonder if it would be as hard as it was switching regular milk to almond milk. I'm not sure I can do this. Black coffee just doesn't taste as good and coffee is my....yum, I want a cup now

 

[Oldermom935]

I really like vanilla almond milk creamer. I wonder if it would be as hard as it was switching regular milk to almond milk. I'm not sure I can do this. Black coffee just doesn't taste as good and coffee is my....yum, I want a cup now

Somebody say coffee?

 

[Oldermom935]

How did you guess...my secret is out

When I was growing up there was a man named Mr Drake. And he owned Mallard Auto Body. And I asked him where he came up with the name and the mallard duck is the Drake of the duck family. And that is your educational portion of this thread.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

When I was growing up there was a man named Mr Drake. And he owned Mallard Auto Body. And I asked him where he came up with the name and the mallard duck is the Drake of the duck family. And that is your educational portion of this thread.

I almost hit one while on a wave runner the other day. He wouldn't move until I was about to plow him. They are bold little suckers.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

 

[Oldermom935]

I almost hit one while on a wave runner the other day. He wouldn't move until I was about to plow him. They are bold little suckers.

Easier then a gun...lol

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Not sure about that, but I could have reached out and grabbed him easily. That's not me in that picture btw. I was on a red one, and I didn't have my camera out.

 

[Oldermom935]

Not sure about that, but I could have reached out and grabbed him easily. That's not me in that picture btw. I was on a red one, and I didn't have my camera out.

That looks like a mallard. We get the Canadian geese coming down they're usually White and you get 3000 to 4,000 at a time. They hit the cornfields and other Open Fields near here and just wipe out everything. When you hear them flying over the best thing is not to look up because they paint the whole area.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I would be the one to look up

 

[Missk_2022]

That looks like a mallard. We get the Canadian geese coming down they're usually White and you get 3000 to 4,000 at a time. They hit the cornfields and other Open Fields near here and just wipe out everything. When you hear them flying over the best thing is not to look up because they paint the whole area.

They are nasty. I was walking my dog q few years back and one hissed and ran at me. .. miles would have mauled him bad if I would have let go....

 

[Oldermom935]

They are nasty. I was walking my dog q few years back and one hissed and ran at me. .. miles would have mauled him bad if I would have let go....

They are a nasty bird.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Geese are mean. My high school had about 8 of them that would hang out in front of the school. There was a pond there. They would lower their heads and chase you. It's when I figured out where the term goosed comes from. Horrible experience...especially in high school none the less

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

They are the scourge of lake front owners and lake ecologists.

 

[Oldermom935]

Geese are mean. My high school had about 8 of them that would hang out in front of the school. There was a pond there. They would lower their heads and chase you. It's when I figured out where the term goosed comes from. Horrible experience...especially in high school none the less

I can imagine. I'm surprised the schoold didn't get rid of them somehow.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I can imagine. I'm surprised the schoold didn't get rid of them somehow.

Their offspring are still there

 

[Oldermom935]

They are the scourge of lake front owners and lake ecologists.

Alot of towns use trained dogs to drive them off.

 

[Oldermom935]

Alot of towns use trained dogs to drive them off.

Greylag may be knowledgeable about that. He trains dogs.