The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

I'm embracing my resting dick face. This morning, I just wanted coffee and breathing time and a bit of peace. Nothing is my body language suggested I wanted any sort of personal interaction. Somehow my posture signaled a passerby to engage in a ridiculous smile and a chipper good morning. I merely looked up and said nothing. She heard everything I didn't have to say out loud and backed away slowly. Misson success.

 

[CuriousRick]

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But no one will love you like a baby German Shepherd! For better or for worse (last night).

Hhmmm worked when I clicked the link

 

[Wonderer67]

Now it works, after not working twice.

Beautiful dog!!! Gorgeous!

 

[CuriousRick]

Thank you he is very smart and has a lot of potential. He is also going to be a monster. His dad was 120#s with no fat.

 

[Missk_2022]

6 1/2 months old and approx 78 pounds of whining spoiled puppy!

https://ibb.co/Tg0kBRQ

Oh hi you big squishy hunk of love...... do you want a piece of cheese... her are 2 squeaky toys.....

And THIS is why I shouldn't own a GSD...I AM the weak link

 

[Missk_2022]

In fairness, part of my wet bits were caused by drizzle.

Better than pee

 

[Missk_2022]

I said "sqirty" but it can be used for squirmy purposes my friend tells me!

I just realized the auto correct monster got me again!!

 

[Missk_2022]

I think the landlady's Labs are 3. They're still a couple of goofs. I have to be careful walking down the hill to the house because they want my attention and then they push each other around for it and then I'm in the way. One hundred plus pound dogs hitting you below the knees will drop your ass in a hurry.

Yeah and then they pounce with all the joy of toddlers on crack

 

[Missk_2022]

Thank you he is very smart and has a lot of potential. He is also going to be a monster. His dad was 120#s with no fat.

Sven is not quite 6 months and is solid. I would guess 70 lbs. Last weigh in he was 65 lbs and that was a month ish ago.... I will try to get a full body pic... his dad was 100ish lbs mom a little smaller. I think he is gonna be bigger. The last gsd we had was Ivan (he died age 8 from cancer) and he was 120 lbs.... funnily enough he didn't feel as solid as sven..... he is packed with muscle.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah and then they pounce with all the joy of toddlers on crack

Love the analogy!!! They wouldn't hurt me for all the gold in Fort Knox, but they're too damned big not to pay attention to when they're close and bouncy.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

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ME!

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Good morning all. Hope everyone had a good night. I’ve got to finish my protein smoothie before I can start on my coffee ️. Hope you all have a great day.

 

[Wonderer67]

I’ve got to finish my protein smoothie

You said protein smoothie…

Heh heh heh heh

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Had to take the truck in for service. Got a loaner at least. Picking out the flagstone today to drop in this weekend. Thunderstorms all morning so hope it’s not pouring down when I go.

Morning Z back to rainforest…

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[Rj_1954]

View attachment 2369183Had to take the truck in for service. Got a loaner at least. Picking out the flagstone today to drop in this weekend. Thunderstorms all morning so hope it’s not pouring down when I go.

Morning Z back to rainforest…

You post the most beautiful pictures

 

[Oldermom935]

I said "sqirty" but it can be used for squirmy purposes my friend tells me!

Starting to realize everyone here has very inquisitive friends.... or maybe? Nah they wouldn't do that...

 

[Oldermom935]

**** SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT****
With pending approval of the management! The Dive Bar portion of this establishment will be celebration national tequila day! First shot will be on the house and Uber and lift drivers will be standing by. With approval a country themed music will be provided. Please make arrangements for your work schedules for tomorrow or curb your intake...

Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy) [Official Visualizer] / ShaboozeyVEVO

 

[Greylag]

I just realized the auto correct monster got me again!!

How disappointing I thought you meant “squirmy”. Now I have to explain what my friend told me…damn that autocorrect!

 

[Greylag]

Cmon grey… we’re on lit… fess up!!

I know some of you live in Cherry Country, as does my friend. They tell me that as long as it’s not straight out of the fridge and hence cold it’s good when squirted on your cherries and licked off before the cherries are devoured….cherries pitted first of course! You don’t want to break a tooth!

 

[Oldermom935]

I know some of you live in Cherry Country, as does my friend. They tell me that as long as it’s not straight out of the fridge and hence cold it’s good when squirted on your cherries and licked off before the cherries are devoured….cherries pitted first of course! You don’t want to break a tooth!

I'm not going to say what I was thinking. I'd rather everybody think I'm thinking something else.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm not going to say what I was thinking. I'd rather everybody think I'm thinking something else.

Wait, I know you.


And you're so busted . . . .


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[Oldermom935]

Wait, I know you.


And you're so busted . . . .


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But how do you know what you think I was thinking, unless you were thinking I was thinking what you thought I was thinking?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

But how do you know what you think I was thinking, unless you were thinking I was thinking what you thought I was thinking?

Like the song says, that's all right, I told you what to think.





So welcome to the machine . . . .

 

[likes2watchU]

Dog & Pony Show all day at work today
(Insult to dogs & ponies if you ask me)

more later

Note: Tequila Day will start early for me
(JK - IRL I don't drink)
good thing, I'm thinking

RJ - Thinking of you