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Fuck sake.
What Are You Thinking? Continued 14
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ShaneoD
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In fairness don't most creatures use those things as arms.
I will admit I wonder who first thought I wonder if I could shove that thing up there?
Much like I wonder how the first guy decided to try milk
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Haha for who?
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The perfect size to slip and have an irreversible accident
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No one just "slips and falls" on something like that.The perfect size to slip and have an irreversible accident
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That's how my ex told me she got pregnant.
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with a toilet brush?
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Exactamundo!!The perfect size to slip and have an irreversible accident
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Could have been. I was in another country when it happened
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Tentacular spectacular
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If he was in the bedroom, Cthulhu wouldn't have been used.
I'm getting hentai vibes from all of this, but it's all Cthulhu colors, so maybe summoning the old ones is hot now.
"Eww gross..but.. you know that might be nice, but ew.. gross." *buys it*
I have the impression that you also get to sacrifice the virginal delivery guy . . .
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Yes, like a Rollercoaster. Except you get off the ride, your legs shaking and tears in your eyes. You wonder if you can walk, and decide to do it all over again. It's better if you can hold someone's hand for reassurance.
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Now I'm wondering how many octopus dildos I delivered in a past lifeI have the impression that you also get to sacrifice the virginal delivery guy . . .
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Ha ha, baby, look at what I've got in here... wait for it....oh... wait.... there's... hmmm, yes, oooh.... more.... it's not finish... oooh....ed yet! Huh. Will you look at that!
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I might have to get one of these for my wife. She is VERY much the prude. But she insists on watching "The Boys," and the one time I stayed in the room for an episode it showed one dude having sex with an octopus. So I think it'd be hilarious to gift her a tentacle dildo. It'll be worth the divorce.
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The great thing is though when they get older, you'll start being cool again.
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Oh, it's fine. They think I have millennial humor and - I do. Because I'm a millennial.The great thing is though when they get older, you'll start being cool again.
But they love me and that's what matters. 
His response just cracked me up.
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You either die young or live long enough to become the thing you most fear.
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BTW, it's TikTok not toktok. God you're so embarrassing!
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Excuse me while I go get my wheelchair and oxygen tank.Because I'm a millennial.
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When does that happen, asking for a friendThe great thing is though when they get older, you'll start being cool again.
