What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Husband: "Why are you screaming?"
Wife: "A sea monster has got me, if you come in he'll get you too"
If he was in the bedroom, Cthulhu wouldn't have been used. 😏
I'm a Cthulhu fan. Books and stuff...not *lady pleasure apparatus*
I'm getting hentai vibes from all of this, but it's all Cthulhu colors, so maybe summoning the old ones is hot now.

I look at them and think God, no.

Then I look at it again, hmm, OK.

And again, this time my card is out of my purse.
"Eww gross..but.. you know that might be nice, but ew.. gross." *buys it*
 
I hate my brain for this but I am wondering why they're half the price and electronic in the US, we're getting fucked, or less fucked for more money 🤔
Come over here and fuck yourself for half price...? Not a great travel slogan, but there ya go.

Well done Mr. Flower 🫡
That's what I'm best for.. whitty one liners and awkward sex talk.


Okay, at least this one makes sense as a shower toy.
 
Come over here and fuck yourself for half price...? Not a great travel slogan, but there ya go.


That's what I'm best for.. whitty one liners and awkward sex talk.


Okay, at least this one makes sense as a shower toy.
Soft and flexible, I want hard and rigid. I want it scraped by those tentacle rings. Those tentacles won't know what wet is until...
 
Come over here and fuck yourself for half price...? Not a great travel slogan, but there ya go.


That's what I'm best for.. whitty one liners and awkward sex talk.


Okay, at least this one makes sense as a shower toy.
Damn it that thing looks like it's not only swimming but enjoying itself in the water, I'm guessing that's one of those toys that you don't want to, let's say, suddenly disengage from
 
Damn it that thing looks like it's not only swimming but enjoying itself in the water, I'm guessing that's one of those toys that you don't want to, let's say, suddenly disengage from
It teaches patience and restraint. 🤪

*stepping away from this chat due to feeling vastly inadequate*
No! Come back! Do we need to look for tentacle/pie holes for the fellas now?
 
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