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Kraken run is a very good startI'm a Cthulhu fan. Books and stuff...not *lady pleasure apparatus*
If he was in the bedroom, Cthulhu wouldn't have been used.Husband: "Why are you screaming?"
Wife: "A sea monster has got me, if you come in he'll get you too"
I'm getting hentai vibes from all of this, but it's all Cthulhu colors, so maybe summoning the old ones is hot now.I'm a Cthulhu fan. Books and stuff...not *lady pleasure apparatus*
"Eww gross..but.. you know that might be nice, but ew.. gross." *buys it*I look at them and think God, no.
Then I look at it again, hmm, OK.
And again, this time my card is out of my purse.
Well done Mr. FlowerIf he was in the bedroom, Cthulhu wouldn't have been used.![]()
Yes, lol."Eww gross..but.. you know that might be nice, but ew.. gross." *buys it*
Come over here and fuck yourself for half price...? Not a great travel slogan, but there ya go.I hate my brain for this but I am wondering why they're half the price and electronic in the US, we're getting fucked, or less fucked for more money![]()
That's what I'm best for.. whitty one liners and awkward sex talk.Well done Mr. Flower![]()
Soft and flexible, I want hard and rigid. I want it scraped by those tentacle rings. Those tentacles won't know what wet is until...Come over here and fuck yourself for half price...? Not a great travel slogan, but there ya go.
That's what I'm best for.. whitty one liners and awkward sex talk.
Okay, at least this one makes sense as a shower toy.
It’s a hard no from meI look at them and think God, no.
Then I look at it again, hmm, OK.
And again, this time my card is out of my purse.
I'm thinking I'd buy them allI'm thinking women really will use almost anything as a sex toy.
I'm not into tentacles per se, more they're into me, or will be.It’s a hard no from me
Tentacle porn is not my thing. But there’s something for everyone as the saying goes!
It brings a new meaning to falling down a rabbit hole. It’s now a tentacle hole for you and Thirsty HellcatCome over here and fuck yourself for half price...? Not a great travel slogan, but there ya go.
That's what I'm best for.. whitty one liners and awkward sex talk.
Okay, at least this one makes sense as a shower toy.
That first one is 100% inspired by Cthluhu
Hahahaha dying!!!
Well, of course. I mean you are a women after allI'm thinking I'd buy them all
I like all the names. There's one called "summon"Hahahaha dying!!!
22" ffs.Hahahaha dying!!!
Is there a 'Release the Kraken'?I like all the names. There's one called "summon"
Summon is giving me the fear!!!!I like all the names. There's one called "summon"
There should beIs there a 'Release the Kraken'?
It's so limp! What kind of Old God fun is this?!Hahahaha dying!!!
Damn it that thing looks like it's not only swimming but enjoying itself in the water, I'm guessing that's one of those toys that you don't want to, let's say, suddenly disengage fromCome over here and fuck yourself for half price...? Not a great travel slogan, but there ya go.
That's what I'm best for.. whitty one liners and awkward sex talk.
Okay, at least this one makes sense as a shower toy.
It teaches patience and restraint.Damn it that thing looks like it's not only swimming but enjoying itself in the water, I'm guessing that's one of those toys that you don't want to, let's say, suddenly disengage from
No! Come back! Do we need to look for tentacle/pie holes for the fellas now?*stepping away from this chat due to feeling vastly inadequate*