What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Coyote100]

Do you have to hog all the sheets.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Where's Roadrunner?

 

[Biggalute]

Good morning Bella, I'm so pleased you decided to stay.

I'll untie you now.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Move over ya big galoot!

 

[Wriggle]

Here's the WiFi password - I'm off to work.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Did the rest of the harem leave already?

 

[hairball18]

Where is my breakfast.

 

[Taegul]

It's still at Taco Bell. Go get it!

 

[Kittycity]

If you go pick it up for me, I might do that thing you really like

 

[Lord_Coitus]

Can we do it again?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If you go pick it up for me, I might do that thing you really like

You had me at “if…”

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Welp, I guess this is it. I can check off the last spot on my Blind Drunk Stupidity Bingo card.

 

[Amanda330]

Welp, I guess this is it. I can check off the last spot on my Blind Drunk Stupidity Bingo card.

Omg, did you get bingo?

...I must've lost my bingo card somewhere.

 

[OnaTangent]

Morning sex is the best?

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Omg, did you get bingo?

...I must've lost my bingo card somewhere.

Hey, before you leave, you want me to stamp your new card? I think with me you get like 3 punches.

 

[PassionsFlame]

Where am I?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Where am I?

Wow…how did this happen? Can I get you some breakfast?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I hope you wore a condom because I’m not multiplying.

 

[Recooter]

Giddyup

 

[Taegul]

Hey! My beach towel has a maximum occupancy of one.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, this is a first. Why are we in the same room? Can someone call the nurse?!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Where did all these cupcakes come from?

 

[WerdNerd]

Coffee or tea?

 

[bashfull]

Coffee or tea?

Hey...weren't you wearing a dress and makeup at the bar last night?

 

[Cat]

Hey...weren't you wearing a dress and makeup at the bar last night?

Dress and makeup.. No not me, but I can get up and find her for you?