Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Bry1313]

Manda Panda has inspired me.

As a published poet, I would like all the ladies to send me nudes and I will cover your bodies with my bard skills.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Sure, let me PM @UnquietDreams and see if he's willing.

Or did you want me to try to summon @cratos?

I would have accepted some ass kissing to get back into my good graces by saying I have the sexiest voice but you did not

So... Still banned

 

[lavendersilk]

Sure, let me PM @UnquietDreams and see if he's willing.

Or did you want me to try to summon @cratos?

Could you? Either will do.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I would have accepted some ass kissing to get back into my good graces by saying I have the sexiest voice but you did not

So... Still banned

Do I look like @Pond_Dweller ?

 

[curious_me]

Marry me?

Need groomsmen?

I'm volunteering.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do I look like @Pond_Dweller ?

Not sure. Send a pic and I'll let you know

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do I look like @Pond_Dweller ?

I mean, you could be… I’ve never seen pics of either of you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not sure. Send a pic and I'll let you know

Jinx

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, you could be… I’ve never seen pics of either of you.

Jinx!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jinx

Jinx!

You owe me a coke

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You owe me a coke

How about two?



Thanks @Tigobitties98!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@Lmizzler is gonna be so mad when he sees what the thread devolved into.

Someone should really show their dick soon to save the pic to words ratio

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Lmizzler is gonna be so mad when he sees what the thread devolved into.

Someone should really show their dick soon to save the pic to words ratio

Must I do everything for you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Must I do everything for you?

Yes

 

[hotoldrguy]

@Lmizzler is gonna be so mad when he sees what the thread devolved into.

Someone should really show their dick soon to save the pic to words ratio

or their BOOBS!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

or their BOOBS!!!!

You first

 

[crazychemgirl]

Must I do everything for you?

Yes please.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You first

I have moobs not boobs

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have moobs not boobs

As @crazychemgirl likes to say... all titties matter

 

[Mr_bogey]

This won't be up long.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This won't be up long.

I haven’t been this disappointed since my vibrator died right before I came.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This won't be up long.

Banned again for using someone's image. Now you're gonna really have to make it up to us

 

[Artfan2]

Banned again for using someone's image. Now you're gonna really have to make it up to us

Um, there's a bunch of us in that pic. I'm surprised that you didn't recognize every one of us.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Banned again for using someone's image. Now you're gonna really have to make it up to us

The first ban didn't seem to work. Wondering if this one will have more success?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Um, there's a bunch of us in that pic. I'm surprised that you didn't recognize each one of us.

Look. I'm sorry. I've seen a lot of dicks on Lit. I can't be expected to remember every single one.

If it makes you feel better, you were beautiful and very special.