Filthy answers to innocent questions.
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bbcbarry9033
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Fur burger, hairy pie, bearded clam, mom’s taco. Just get to munching!
What makes a good story great?
Stella_Maxwell
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When all the tension pays off and the characters cum together for a satisfying climax.
How much should you tip a ride share driver?
How much should you tip a ride share driver?
Biggalute
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Sometimes the tip is enough to satisfy them, whilst others respond best to oral gratitude, like a 'thank you'.
What's the best way to stay hydrated?
LeBaronSamedi
Beards have more fun
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flynn99
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Because there are no panty lines and it makes your butt look great.
Do I turn left or right here?
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LeBaronSamedi
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Giant penis syndrome - a highly underestimated threat to pervs worldwide.
What's in that box on the top shelf?
bbcbarry9033
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ImpishSeraph
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When you've been a bad boy and Lady X canes you for it.
Why do flowers bloom?
Why do flowers bloom?
bbcbarry9033
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Water and sunlight. Keeping your flower nice and wet and uncovered as much as possible will guarantee a happy, healthy, lovely bush!
Why do roses have thorns?
Landshark1
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They so thorny!!!
Japansurfer
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To add some pain when laid out on the bed
What’s the healthiest food to eat?
What’s the healthiest food to eat?
Qky75
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Cmere and I'll give you a pure protein shake
Why do male mammals have nipples if they don't nurse?
Japansurfer
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Something to pinch when riding hard
What’s the point of sport ?
What’s the point of sport ?
ImpishSeraph
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What would life be if men didn't sport a woody?
Why go canoeing?
Why go canoeing?
bbcbarry9033
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Tio_Narratore
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Some say Kische is kitsch; others think it posh; who cares as long as she gets out of those clothes!
Why is it called 'Quiche Lorraine?"
flynn99
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Because Lorraine can't spell while she's cumming too fast.
What does "schadenfreude" mean?
AlexBailey
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It means to cast ‘shade’ on Freudian theory about anal retention by openly enjoying giving and taking it in the ass.
Why do buns come in packages of eight while hotdogs come in packages of ten?
Tio_Narratore
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They include an extra two for those who like it bareback.
What is the "spit roast" feature on a barbecue?
ImpishSeraph
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Hawk Tuah on my cowboy with a little pegging
Why do so many people like twinkies?
Stella_Maxwell
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They’re sweet, yielding and plush when you put your mouth on them and so creamy inside.
Is AAA really worth it?
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The All Anal Academy is one of the finest niche websites out there and if that's your thing, then I would certainly say it was worth it.
What are the benefits of these zoom calls at work?
