Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

How high are y'all's mattresses?!??

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sheet suspenders?

Yes, what are sheet suspenders?

They keep your fitted sheet tight against your mattress, gives that sexy freshly made bed feeling for longer, that you only truly appreciate in middle age!

Are you using them with elasticized fitted sheets, or is this like a terry towel cloth diaper kind of thing?

Elastic fitted sherts. I clip them to both the mattress & mattress cover. I LOVE them!!!!


*eat, similar to these https://a.co/d/0ctzLovU

 

[Endless_Night]

They keep your fitted sheet tight against your mattress, gives that sexy freshly made bed feeling for longer, that you only truly appreciate in middle age!


Elastic fitted sherts. I clip them to both the mattress & mattress cover. I LOVE them!!!!

Huh. How interesting. Maybe it's not common in the US. Should be!

 

[hotwords229_A]

How high are y'all's mattresses?!??

I don’t allow mine to do drugs.

 

[Endless_Night]

How high are y'all's mattresses?!??

Errrr. Do you mean off the floor or the mattress thickness?

(I don't know why I'm even asking as I'm not home to look right now. )

 

[MindYaBitness]

Huh. How interesting. Maybe it's not common in the US. Should be!

It's one of the many little quirky things I found out on a fluke & became part of my life permanently. The first set I saw was actually hand made from my great grandad's old suspenders

 

[MindYaBitness]

How high are y'all's mattresses?!??

My mattress is regular high, but I'm a little extra high at the moment to. Thanks for asking

 

[Endless_Night]

It's one of the many little quirky things I found out on a fluke & became part of my life permanently. The first set I saw was actually hand made from my great grandad's old suspenders

I am totally going to buy some.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am totally going to buy some.

They will change your life!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Errrr. Do you mean off the floor or the mattress thickness?

(I don't know why I'm even asking as I'm not home to look right now. )

Thickness.
My sheets never come off and it's in no small part to having a mattress that is thinner than previous ones I've owned. It's also the best mattress I've ever had and the irony behind this one is not lost on me (bought very intentionally for Mr. Aussie and well, now we own two identical mattresses )

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This made me think of a question, something that just came up in another thread, how many people use sheet suspenders? Just me? Cool, I'll see myself out...

Another thing we have in common. I love them!

On the more controversial side, I don’t use a flat sheet. I find them pointless and annoying. And we have separate blankets which is extra important because I’m a side sleeper and I need to be able to stick my toes out on whichever side I’m facing

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My mattress is regular high, but I'm a little extra high at the moment to. Thanks for asking

Me, too.
And I decided to finish the wine cocktail I thought I couldn't ... Yippee

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Another thing we have in common. I love them!

On the more controversial side, I don’t use a flat sheet. I find them pointless and annoying. And we have separate blankets which is extra important because I’m a side sleeper and I need to be able to stick my toes out on whichever side I’m facing

How do you get them on???!?!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Thickness.
My sheets never come off and it's in no small part to having a mattress that is thinner than previous ones I've owned. It's also the bed mattress I've ever had and the irony behind this one is not lost on me (bought very intentionally for Mr. Aussie and well, now we own two identical mattresses )

Challenge accepted. I'm coming over for a sleepover, I flop from side to side like stranded fish. I'll get that sheet untethered in four hours or less

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Challenge accepted. I'm coming over for a sleepover, I flop from side to side like stranded fish. I'll get that sheet untethered in four hours or less

Bring it

 

[LadyLascivious1]

My mattress is regular high, but I'm a little extra high at the moment to. Thanks for asking

I just took a sleep gummy so I might qualify as a little high as well

 

[MindYaBitness]

Me, too.
And I decided to finish the wine cocktail I thought I couldn't ... Yippee

I tried two new brands of sleepy time gummies this week. They are hitting different, lemmetellya. I don't know how people do this stuff during the day

 

[Endless_Night]

Thickness.
My sheets never come off and it's in no small part to having a mattress that is thinner than previous ones I've owned. It's also the best mattress I've ever had and the irony behind this one is not lost on me (bought very intentionally for Mr. Aussie and well, now we own two identical mattresses )

Ah. Mine is extra thick, which, I would have though would keep sheets on better.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just took a sleep gummy so I might qualify as a little high as well

I feel like we should kumbaya & exchange organization tips

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just took a sleep gummy so I might qualify as a little high as well

Why the hell aren't we all in the same room giggling together?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is this what women’s slumber parties are like?
When does the topless pillow fight start?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why the hell aren't we all in the same room giggling together?

And jiggling!

 

[Endless_Night]

Dominant.
Know where your keys are.
High, in varying forms.

That's it! You perfect people. I'm out!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is this what women’s slumber parties are like?
When does the topless pillow fight start?

According to ersties there are vibrators involved as well...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dominant.
Know where your keys are.
High, in varying forms.

That's it! You perfect people. I'm out!

Are you calling us drug users perfect?
I like this side of you