JoePepsiCo
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Dog owners, cat owners, you are being gently and quietly reclassified as pet parents* so you better not have abused your undocumented citizens and wards of The State, by having spoken sternly to them, swatted them, or rubbed their nose in an accident or mess, and you better not have performed any sex-altering surgeries without informed, signed, witnessed and notarized consent HIPAA forms…
Their body, their choice. Don’t forget to add a brick to the feed bag when you toss it in the lake, river, sewage lagoon, public pool…,
… wherever you prefer disposing of wriggling, mewing and yipping tissue masses.
I don’t think you can ditch them in the dumpster.
I think it’s a law…,
Dumpster babies.
* In a basement in northern Virginia under joint NSA-IRS partnership, Task Force Green Acres. Its mission directive is to exert a partial control over the dumb masses via mindless pet regulation and fee collection, another mindless hidden tax; just another thing you submit to, ironically, to avoid dealing with government.
Their body, their choice. Don’t forget to add a brick to the feed bag when you toss it in the lake, river, sewage lagoon, public pool…,
… wherever you prefer disposing of wriggling, mewing and yipping tissue masses.
I don’t think you can ditch them in the dumpster.
I think it’s a law…,
Dumpster babies.
* In a basement in northern Virginia under joint NSA-IRS partnership, Task Force Green Acres. Its mission directive is to exert a partial control over the dumb masses via mindless pet regulation and fee collection, another mindless hidden tax; just another thing you submit to, ironically, to avoid dealing with government.
