Anyone from the UK?

Good morning everyone, lit lovers, lit couples, secret couples and lovely lit singles - I hope you all have a fabulous Friday.

I will not mention bins as we all know the one and true day is upon us.
Hope you do go.
May your bins be collected on the RIGHT day.
 
So I have a question - who here is in a lit relationship and who here is single and fancy free.

For example @Yesok1 and I are coupled up, then thrupled up with @Wriggle when we can prise him away from his many many many lady friends.

So come on, I can’t track it, and I’m nosey - let’s see the list…….
Nothing to report here, unfortunately 😕
 
Could have been worse, teabag crumbs and soggy biscuits.
Guys are obsessed with soggy biscuits - I think there is a fear at the heart of every man, it’s being forced to eat a cum covered biscuit in front of their friends - who by the way have all just had a wank in front of each other.

I think it’s time to let it go - the biscuit isn’t going to hurt you, your friends aren’t masturbating with you, you are fine, you’ve got this, it’s just an everyday, normal biscuit - enjoy it.
 
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