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I share your pain. For us it’s midges. Cannibalistic little buggers get in to you in swarms when up on the hill summer and autumn. I have a mesh hoody when it gets too bad as no amount of repellent keeps them away. It’s too cool for them just yet but get a warm, still evening and it’s hell!
That sounds terrible, G! 😱😱
 
Rain is definitely an issue here. We’re going into the dry months and pumpkins require a lot of water. Like all plants, pumpkins, need water, CO2, and sunshine.

But they also need something else: SEX! You may or may not know that pumpkins have male and female flowers. The male flowers are usually smaller than the female flowers and usually occur earlier in the plant production cycle. They also have a long straight stoma filled w pollen ( almost looks like a schlong!)

The female flowers have multiple small sections that absorb pollen from the male flower. The females also have a small pumpkin or fruit growing at the base of the flower.

In order to get a pumpkin to grow, bees, or other pollinators need to have access to a male plant and then fertilize the female plant. Sometimes to ensure that it gets fertilized, a pumpkin grower or gardener, can brush the male pollen using a Q-tip into the female plant.


You probably just learned more than you ever wanna know about pumpkins! 😂
Class dismissed!!
OK, I'm going to ask the stupid question! Do the male flowers and the female flowers grow on the same plant? Or do you have to plant male and female seeds? If so, how do you differentiate the seeds?

(Stop laughing, the rest of you! 🤣🤣🤣)
 
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