Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

That’s a good question and not one I’ve considered before.

I’m sure part of it was that he was my first in most things - boyfriend, love, penis, orgasm giver, etc. So it was extra novel and exciting on top of normal teenage hormones. Another aspect was that we weren’t having sex yet, so hands and oral sex were what were on the menu (a great thing in my book as we got really good at all the things.)

I think the most significant factor was just how attracted I was to him in general - physically, intellectually, sense of humor, etc. And how much I enjoyed his pleasure and making him lose control.

This sounds like a good and healthy high school relationship!
I had no idea those existed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think the most significant factor was just how attracted I was to him in general - physically, intellectually, sense of humor, etc. And how much I enjoyed his pleasure and making him lose control.

Have I ever mentioned how physically, intellectually and humourally attractive I am?

 

[Wand3rlust]

That guy must have had some serious blue balls!

Wait, does one of us have 2 penises?
I’m confused.

I think I was tired and lost count of dick. It happens.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just a quick thought:

We always talk about the size of our cocks in length and/or girth, but nobody ever mentions the weight.

Does the weight of our cocks make any difference?
How would one weigh one’s cock if one were to weight one’s?
Would the balls be included in the weight?
How would you weigh an erect cock?
Does it weigh less when erect (it can’t, right)?
What about the water displacement of cock?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?

I remember the Playboy and Penthouse magazines when I was a kid. The first ones belonged to my friend's mother (yes, and she was hot, even a kid caught that). I like looking at them now because they are sort of a time capsule of what mainstream sex was thinking about back then. Some of it is hilarious, some hot, and some...freaky.

Would you/do you collect them?

No. I did when I was younger, like high school age.

Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?

No.

Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?

If I was in the area, probably. But I'm not making a pilgrimage.

Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?

I have found I can, but I need some level of connection for the fantasay.

What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?

I probably have a VHS porn tape around here someplace. I think I have Michael Ninn's Latex IIRC, but I am not sure where it is. 1995 or so. Interesting story, and one of the first pornos I saw that had a massive amount of CGI. Ninn was ahead of his time.

 

[Endless_Night]

What about the water displacement of cock?

Whaaaat?!

You mentioned getting most of the Cock Talk questions off Tumblr. What kind of Tumblr group did this come from? Fetish? Science? Water lovers?

#confusedintexas

 

[Endless_Night]

-Does the weight of our cocks make any difference?
I have no idea? To who?

-How would one weigh one’s cock if one were to weight one’s?
Ummm, on a kitchen scale?

-Would the balls be included in the weight?
Errr, no?

-How would you weigh an erect cock?
See above.

-Does it weigh less when erect (it can’t, right)?
I cannot even imagine where this question came from!

-What about the water displacement of cock?
Maybe you check that last one out yourself and post the results.

 

[hotwords229_A]

-Does the weight of our cocks make any difference?
I have no idea? To who?

For instance, if one were to have a flaccid cock on one’s face would it be heavier or lighter than an erect cock on one’s face?

My logic is: although an erect cock would have all the blood in it and therefore be heavier, it, technically, is fighting gravity and should, in my opinion, feel lighter.

-How would one weigh one’s cock if one were to weight one’s?
Ummm, on a kitchen scale?

Eww! I put food on that thing!!!

-Would the balls be included in the weight?
Errr, no?

But they are part of the whole package.

-How would you weigh an erect cock?
See above.

Again, if it’s sticking “up” how can I set it on a scale?

-Does it weigh less when erect (it can’t, right)?
I cannot even imagine where this question came from!

-What about the water displacement of cock?
Maybe you check that last one out yourself and post the results.

Don’t I need some kind of measured bowl or something?

And no, this was not inspired by tumblr this time. It just popped into my head.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I do think this water displacement thing has potential.
If you brag that your cock is 840 microliters in volume, that could sound pretty impressive.
Although, not usually preferable to use the word “micro” in reference to your penis.

 

[Apisto42]

Just a quick thought:

We always talk about the size of our cocks in length and/or girth, but nobody ever mentions the weight.

Does the weight of our cocks make any difference?

It’s a different measurement of size that is completely meaningless for women I’d think.

How would one weigh one’s cock if one were to weight one’s?

Water displacement?

Would the balls be included in the weight?

That would be miss leading I think… lol

How would you weigh an erect cock?
Does it weigh less when erect (it can’t, right)?

It’d weigh more - all the blood there.

What about the water displacement of cock?

 

[hotwords229_A]

That would be Miss Leading . . .

She sounds hot!

 

[Wand3rlust]

She sounds hot!

See, she gives that impression but

 

[Jonnymc]

See, she gives that impression but

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[Endless_Night]

Eww! I put food on that thing!!!

Well, presumably you wash the thing after weighing your food.



I mean, you do, right?

And no, this was not inspired by tumblr this time. It just popped into my head.

Well, then.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s a different measurement of size that is completely meaningless for women I’d think.

This^.

I mean, weight doesn't equal volume. If you like your appendages on the *ahem* larger side. And simply weight isn't, ah, necessarily desirable in that situation? At least, not too much.

(It's not like we're not already dealing with weight in these situations often enough. Think missionary position. I don't think I've had a partner that wasn't, minimum, fifty pounds heavier. More often eighty.)

.............

Why am I taking about this?

*feels awkward*

*jets*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, presumably you wash the thing after weighing your food.
I mean, you do, right?

I lied. I don’t actually own a food scale. I have no idea why I would ever need to know how much my food weighs.
If I had one, yes, I would wash it off after weighing my food.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I lied. I don’t actually own a food scale. I have no idea why I would ever need to know how much my food weighs.
If I had one, yes, I would wash it off after weighing my food.

It’s good for baking as scales are much more accurate than measuring cups. That being said, I’ve probably used mine most often to weigh packages before mailing them

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s good for baking as scales are much more accurate than measuring cups. That being said, I’ve probably used mine most often to weigh packages before mailing them

But no other kind of packages?

 

[Apisto42]

It’s good for baking as scales are much more accurate than measuring cups. That being said, I’ve probably used mine most often to weigh packages before mailing them

I don’t always weigh my package, but when I do…

 

[Apisto42]

(It's not like we're not already dealing with weight in these situations often enough. Think missionary position. I don't think I've had a partner that wasn't, minimum, fifty pounds heavier. More often eighty.)

Sounds like I might tip the scales the right way..

.............

Why am I taking about this?

*feels awkward*

*jets*

You’re adorable when awkward.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Who stole your Lit virginity?


https://media.tenor.com/oUbx5PaYwxEAAAAC/gimme-that-booty.gif


When we came to Literotica, we were all sweet, innocent virgins. It even said so in our descriptions. Over time we became more comfortable with topics and the sharing of pics and experiences.

What Literotica thread opened you up more than expected and really let the perv in you out to play?
What Lister taught you some important (hopefully good) lesson about sex, online sex, or intimate relationship stuff that changed you?
What have you learned, in general, about sex and relationships from your time here?
What is something that has caused more confusion in you from your time on Lit?
What sexual desire were you unaware of before coming here?
What is something you thought you would never do that you have done on Lit?
Are you more guarded or less guarded (sexually) since your time on Lit?
Do you remember your first real interaction on Lit? Tell us:
What would you most like to know or ask that I didn’t think of in these questions?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What Literotica thread opened you up more than expected and really let the perv in you out to play?
The first Litties got me out to play. It was a great night and I met many of y'all in that thread.
The thread that got my perv out was Suz's photo thread. After participating in hers I started my own and my procivilities unleashed on to the world with full force.

What Lister taught you some important (hopefully good) lesson about sex, online sex, or intimate relationship stuff that changed you?
IhateClowns. He guided me through opening my marriage and became a very sexy life long friend in the process.

What have you learned, in general, about sex and relationships from your time here?
We're all a little weird.
We all have our hangups.
We're all a little self absorbed.
Life is better when there's love in it.
Don't take this place too seriously. If it's not fun, it's probably time to step away for a moment...

What is something that has caused more confusion in you from your time on Lit?
I can't think of anything TBH

What sexual desire were you unaware of before coming here?
Femdom and pegging. I always thought I was submissive. That's true and I'm very switchy. I also REALLY enjoy being dominant.

What is something you thought you would never do that you have done on Lit?
Show Pmann my vag

Are you more guarded or less guarded (sexually) since your time on Lit?
Way less guarded. Lit has helped me find my sexual self and for that I'm forever grateful.

Do you remember your first real interaction on Lit? Tell us:
Ha! Yes.
It was on the General Board. Talking about privilege with Sm00ting and pmann. P-diddle and I became fast friends after that. He even followed me to The Playground

What would you most like to know or ask that I didn’t think of in these questions?
I think you did a pretty good job here.
I'm still insanely curious about e-boning...

 

[Endless_Night]

Sounds like I might tip the scales the right way..

You’re adorable when awkward.

So this means you weigh less than 170 pounds?


Math Detective Endless, on the case.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ah, missed this very important question:

Who stole your Lit virginity?

I have to think...
I guess it was Chainey Boy?

Default did get me pregnant, though

 

[Endless_Night]

What Literotica thread opened you up more than expected and really let the perv in you out to play?
No thread. I joined Literotica specifically to figure out my long suppressed sexual desires.

What Lister taught you some important (hopefully good) lesson about sex, online sex, or intimate relationship stuff that changed you?
So many people have been helpful it's hard to pick just one. One that springs to mind is CallmeTim. He spent hours talking with me through the different types and mindsets of sexual submissives.

What have you learned, in general, about sex and relationships from your time here?
That the US is grossly lacking in sex education?

Really, that sexuality is a fluid construct and the varieties are many. And with few exceptions, there is no right or wrong way to sex.

What is something that has caused more confusion in you from your time on Lit?
Initially, the BDSM board. When I came to Lit it was populated by members who took the view that the only way to be sexually submissive was to be obedient, docile, and service oriented.

What sexual desire were you unaware of before coming here?
N/A

What is something you thought you would never do that you have done on Lit?
N/A

Are you more guarded or less guarded (sexually) since your time on Lit?
This is a tough one to answer. Possibly more? Only in that I've moved into chastity.

Do you remember your first real interaction on Lit? Tell us:
Collar_n_Cuffs! We became fast friends in BDSM. We joined about the same time and really chafed under the rigid environment of the board at that time.

What would you most like to know or ask that I didn’t think of in these questions?