Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Sorry mate! No teasing intended!

 

[lingus60]

So I’ve just caught up with today’s chat in this thread - what the actual fuck? I leave you all alone for a day and it goes wild with snooker entendre and dick pics.

I am now officially on my own for a month - so glad i don’t live in the middle of the countryside with no one around to help when the escaped lunatic turns up!

If you're referring to this thread; shouldn't lunatic be plural???

 

[joclfc]

So I’ve just caught up with today’s chat in this thread - what the actual fuck? I leave you all alone for a day and it goes wild with snooker entendre and dick pics.

I am now officially on my own for a month - so glad i don’t live in the middle of the countryside with no one around to help when the escaped lunatic turns up!

Can't you get the staff to help you?

 

[orangecurious]

hmmm, was that a good wow or a bad wow? i wander wonder

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Evening all.

 

[lingus60]

Evening NC. How's it going?

 

[orangecurious]

hey NC. how's it going?

 

[joclfc]

Hi NC

 

[Greylag]

So I’ve just caught up with today’s chat in this thread - what the actual fuck? I leave you all alone for a day and it goes wild with snooker entendre and dick pics.

I am now officially on my own for a month - so glad i don’t live in the middle of the countryside with no one around to help when the escaped lunatic turns up!
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Don’t give the lunatic your address is a good start

 

[MrDevereaux]

Well. That was a bit of a flash storm.

Still, the garden needs it.

 

[orangecurious]

quiet.

guess everyone is out partying

 

[Yesok1]

I am now officially on my own for a month - so glad i don’t live in the middle of the countryside with no one around to help when the escaped lunatic turns up!

Hey, snuggle with me. We can have fun. But downside, you will have two people to protect from the lunatic.

 

[stickygirl]

quiet.

guess everyone is out partying

In my case, figthing to keep my eyes open.
Post prandial somnolence zzzzz

 

[deft]

quiet.

guess everyone is out partying

Shhh! The footy's on! Down in front!

 

[Uk_Gentleman]

In my case, figthing to keep my eyes open.
Post prandial somnolence zzzzz

Mmmm foood coma!

 

[orangecurious]

*carries on scanning negatives*

i know how to party on a friday night!

might look for bats later

 

[Anastasia1999]

Shhh! The footy's on! Down in front!

Goal for Germany!!!!

 

[deft]

Goal for Germany!!!!

Not messing about, are they!

 

[Uk_Gentleman]

Really poor defending and the keep should have got more of a hand to that

 

[MrDevereaux]

Now. A gentleman never tells … but I think I pulled.

 

[orangecurious]

i'm not a gentleman, tell me!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Shhh! The footy's on! Down in front!

What? Pardon?

Can’t hear you.

 

[MrDevereaux]

i'm not a gentleman, tell me!

Oh. You know. Snogging like that … the floors were dry a moment ago

 

[orangecurious]

*runs off to the playground*

 

[joclfc]

Goal for Germany!!!!

Another one?