Anyone from the UK?

[Lonely_Scot]

You're getting one now

Oh matron.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You're getting one now

 

[English_Oak]

This is all highly confusing, but also slightly amusing!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Can someone tell me what's going on? I've been awake 29 hours and I've been in hospital all night.

I'd like a condensed version.

Mind you. I'd also like Scarlett Johansson and Gianna Michaels to release a sex tape but it'll never happen.

 

[deft]

Can someone tell me what's going on? I've been awake 29 hours and I've been in hospital all night.

I'd like a condensed version.

Mind you. I'd also like Scarlett Johansson and Gianna Michaels to release a sex tape but it'll never happen.

Something about slime wrestling.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Snooker table shenanigans

 

[lingus60]

Competing dick pics

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Reading back, I think you lot have been on the morphine, never mind me.

I'm off to bed.

 

[lingus60]

Reading back, I think you lot have been on the morphine, never mind me.

I'm off to bed.

Wise choice....take care Wonky!

 

[MrDevereaux]

@AWonkyDonkey

TLDR:

Lack of bin talk. Lots of snooker based innuendo.

And now discussions about size of @Wriggle ‘s audience.

 

[English_Oak]

Competing dick pics

I'd join in but I'm too busy spamming every female on Lit with my latest masterpiece I'm expecting to be drowning in PM's from ladies gagging for some of my time by the end of the afternoon.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Competing dick pics

It’s the rather phallic podium that concerns me …

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I'd join in but I'm too busy spamming every female on Lit with my latest masterpiece I'm expecting to be drowning in PM's from ladies gagging for some of my time by the end of the afternoon.

That sounds like a new and unique idea, I wish you good fortune.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Good afternoon from a soggy and cold end of the country. I just wanted to quickly share something funny. I’m working from home today and the doorbell rang, I wasn’t naked today as it’s so wet and cold but I’ve been in a sports bra and yoga pants. Anyway, I opened the door and got a package from my post lady.

I open it up and it’s merchandise from Blacked.com a black hoodie, sweats and a cap. I didn’t order it so I asked my lover Owen and he said “Yes baby! Consider it an early early birthday present”!

Should I wear some of it in public? How will British people respond?

 

[English_Oak]

That sounds like a new and unique idea, I wish you good fortune.

IT's genius isn't it! Can't believe it's never been tried or how the ladies of lit could possibly resist such an approach ..... I love it when a plan comes together!

 

[Polranny]

I missed this morning... good afternoon!
Weather changeable, bins fillng up, I am not in the mood for recycling , dreading next week when we switch from Tuesday to Friday i hope it wont be too much of a culture shock.
I never was much of a football fan but love Rugby Union and pocket billiards. I was quite good at hockey ( hung up my boots 30 years ago)

 

[Yesok1]

Good afternoon from a soggy and cold end of the country. I just wanted to quickly share something funny. I’m working from home today and the doorbell rang, I wasn’t naked today as it’s so wet and cold but I’ve been in a sports bra and yoga pants. Anyway, I opened the door and got a package from my post lady.

I open it up and it’s merchandise from Blacked.com a black hoodie, sweats and a cap. I didn’t order it so I asked my lover Owen and he said “Yes baby! Consider it an early early birthday present”!

Should I wear some of it in public? How will British people respond?

Gosh, I should have known better than to have googled blacked.com.

 

[SophieUK]

Gosh, I should have known better than to have googled blacked.com.

I’m not even going to go there …

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Good afternoon from a soggy and cold end of the country. I just wanted to quickly share something funny. I’m working from home today and the doorbell rang, I wasn’t naked today as it’s so wet and cold but I’ve been in a sports bra and yoga pants. Anyway, I opened the door and got a package from my post lady.

I open it up and it’s merchandise from Blacked.com a black hoodie, sweats and a cap. I didn’t order it so I asked my lover Owen and he said “Yes baby! Consider it an early early birthday present”!

Should I wear some of it in public? How will British people respond?

Absolutely

 

[Yesok1]

I’m not even going to go there …

Nope, nope, nope. A whole screen of dicks!

 

[Yesok1]

Nope, nope, nope. A whole screen of dicks!

I didn't recognize @Wriggle either, but his is white!

 

[SophieUK]

Nope, nope, nope. A whole screen of dicks!

Conservative Party HQ?

(In the interests of impartiality, other political parties are available)

 

[Vitriolhack]

Gosh, I should have known better than to have googled blacked.com.

Same here, just too freaking curious for my own good.

On another note, I’m not unhappy I did!

 

[Yesok1]

I'm missing someone today!

 

[Vitriolhack]

I'm missing someone today!

Are you ok?