Answers to common questions (without the questions)

[nice90sguy]

Usually about 1-2 days.

 

[Omenainen]

No. Write your own stories.

 

[nice90sguy]

"its" is correct, not "it's".

 

[StillStunned]

Usually about 1-2 days.

Is it: "How long should I wait to hear back from an author before assuming I have their permission to write a sequel to their story?"

 

[StillStunned]

No. Write your own stories.

Is it: "Can anyone recommend a good story for me to read?"

 

[nice90sguy]

About 3,000 words.

 

[nice90sguy]

Laurel and Manu are working on it, but don't hold your breath. Literotica is still a mom-and-pop shop.

 

[nice90sguy]

The best advice I can give is to tap it sharply with a rubber mallet.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

The best advice I can give is to tap it sharply with a rubber mallet.

Take that to the roleplay forum, please.

 

[Bramblethorn]

About 3,000 words.

Is it: "How many tags should I use?"

The best advice I can give is to tap it sharply with a rubber mallet.

Is it: "Somebody downvoted all my stories, what can I do about them?"

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

"its" is correct, not "it's".

Unless it's it's...

 

[onehitwanda]

No.

 

[TheLobster]

No.

Is it: “Does it help to add a note to admin that the story wasn’t written using AI?”

 

[FLBaseballguy]

Leftie loosy, rightie rightie.

 

[mildlyaroused]

I'm not Hungarian, but...

(works universally)

 

[TheLobster]

<about twenty or thirty posts of advice that's mostly rather obvious, or subtly self-contradictory, or at best points to that one How-To article, but eventually devolves to complaining about Loving Wives and what some call trolls that frequent that category>

 

[SimonDoom]

Because of the metric system.

 

[AlinaX]

Six, today.

 

[KeithD]

"There's no universal reader at Literotica."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

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[Lonely_Scot]

Brexit.

 

[ElectricBlue]

No, that is definitely pushing Lit's age policy line, and if you're asking the question, you know it. Age them up like the rest of us did!

 

[intim8]

As far as five or six feet on a good day.

 

[StillStunned]

No.

Is it: "Will I ever get the better of Wanda in a battle of wits?"

 

[StillStunned]

As far as five or six feet on a good day.

I know this one! It's, "How much progress are you making with your centipede sex scene?"