Cock Talk

Why do you tell lies?
lol. There’s some stills that get posted on here (plp’s thread is usually good) that are pretty hot. But for getting off solo? Erotica is better for me. I can skip what I want, imagine what I want, and go to town on it. Porn? I’m always thinking “that’s bullshit, come on dude, you’ve been doing that fuck move for like 5 minutes, I’m bored”.

But I get why people with smaller imaginations and a shop vac can get off to it.

:p
 
I do have a decent amount of sex furniture, though.
Please elaborate! 👀

My brothers were fond of a magazine called "Swank". Tasteful Playboy, it was not. It was pretty hardcore, and I could not imagine ever wanting to do anything in those pages. I can say now, looking back, that it definitely contributed to my general suspicion of men.
Ok, now I need to know what kind of stuff “Swank” depicted that made such a negative impression? I was more naive in in my younger years and some things that shocked and turned me off then are now things I find really hot.

Side note: You’d think “Swank” would be classy porn. You can’t trust anyone these days 😂
 
Please elaborate! 👀

Liberator furniture.

https://www.liberator.com/

I’ve got quite a few things from them, although some I haven’t used in quite a while. Some can be really enjoyable and make things fantastically comfortable.

They have a good sex toy collection. Also, a large rope collection. I was very disappointed because I misread “rope”.
 
Please elaborate! 👀


Ok, now I need to know what kind of stuff “Swank” depicted that made such a negative impression? I was more naive in in my younger years and some things that shocked and turned me off then are now things I find really hot.

Side note: You’d think “Swank” would be classy porn. You can’t trust anyone these days 😂
It was like Hustler, but not nearly as classy or tame. Like Hustler's drunk trailer park uncle. Just graphic, penetration focus, ruin the girl kind of scenes. Enormous cocks, waif thin women. To my young mind it just looked painful, and by the looks of the women, no fun at all.

There were a lot of factors going into how I interpreted what I saw. I was already neck deep into my trashy romance/erotica novel habit, and nothing could have been further from that than Swank. Plus, I couldn't wrap my head around my brothers who were so saccharin sweet to their girlfriends would turn around and look at this stuff. It made me feel like every guy had ulterior motives, which let's be be honest, they do. However, as an adult I know that a guy can want some kink and still actually like who you are as a person.
 
Liberator furniture.

https://www.liberator.com/

I’ve got quite a few things from them, although some I haven’t used in quite a while. Some can be really enjoyable and make things fantastically comfortable.

They have a good sex toy collection. Also, a large rope collection. I was very disappointed because I misread “rope”.
Oh look. 30% off for Father's day! 😛
 
Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
yes. There was one briefly aimed at women in the UK called Scarlett - I had a subscription. I think it may have been where I found out about lit. I can't remember. I binned all my copies. I'm sad about that.
Would you/do you collect them?
No.
Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
No.
Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
yes. Im sure they do.
Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
I never could. I need stimulus, and my mind doesnt cut it. But a voice, or messages, or audios.... that does it for me.
What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
I used to have an og rabbit. But. That got binned with the mags.
Sad times.
 
Liberator furniture.

https://www.liberator.com/

I’ve got quite a few things from them, although some I haven’t used in quite a while. Some can be really enjoyable and make things fantastically comfortable.

They have a good sex toy collection. Also, a large rope collection. I was very disappointed because I misread “rope”.
I've got a Liberator pillow and it's fantastic. Great stuff.
 
Does anyone collect old porno magazines that multiple guys/girls have spooged over?
Egad. You have just ensured I'll call hazmat if I ever come across one. :sick:


I can only answer a couple of the questions.

1) Not exactly a museum of sex toys, but I did a tour of the San Francisco Armory when kink.com owned in used the place to shoot movies. Also a pornography shop in Amsterdam which . . . cover a lot bases.

I still feel proud of myself for doing the first one. The second one had me throwing up over a bridge. 🫣

2) Oldest sex thing I own is a Lelo vibrator. Lit inspired me to make a purchase. It's about seven years old. I'm a rebel. :p
 
Why is this magazine all wrinkly?



Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
No. But I have some that I've had forever. More the stories than pics.
Would you/do you collect them?
I think I have like 6
Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
While there are some things in my penis collection one could use.. No not really.
Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Yes. Closest place I've been is to the Penis Shrine in Japan. Awesome place.
Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
No. I typically need more than visual. I like sounds at least.
 
Correct. More comfortable. More fun. It hits better. It doubles the amount of time I can go down on a girl to four minutes.
TMI! TMI!

Huh. Okay. Thank you. As someone who has only owned a sex toy for less than a decade it may take me a couple more decades to work up to furniture. 🤔

At which point I'll need it for my elderly joints. 😂
 
TMI! TMI!

Huh. Okay. Thank you. As someone who has only owned a sex toy for less than a decade it may take me a couple more decades to work up to furniture. 🤔

At which point I'll need it for my elderly joints. 😂

TMI?!? I barely said anything!

It’s not like I went into graphic detail. Do you want me to go into graphic detail?
 
They served a noble purpose, but I wouldn’t consider it nostalgic.
Would you/do you collect them?
Other than the ones I used to collect under my mattress 40 + years ago, no.
Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
Can’t say that I do.
Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Absolutely!
Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
Most of my jacking is done to audio sent to me and metal images I conjure up from memory.
What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
Up until very recently I’d say it was a Polaroid of me with a penthouse pet of the week sitting in my lap taken at a strip club circa 1995. But it was the victim of house cleaning a few months back.
 
You know, I just went on a vacation with a buddy of mine and he bought a disposable camera. I asked why and he said it’s a huge trend right now. He’s like ten years younger than me and he’s into all that social media stuff. It made me laugh to think someone would want that kind of quality.

1. I feel like I’d be slow to enjoy a magazine. Honestly, I was never much of a magazine user. I was a VHS, then internet, then DVD, then internet again porn user. Magazines don’t do it for me.

2. No.

3. I do not. I’m just a practical sex toy user. I do have a decent amount of sex furniture, though.

4. I have been to the Museum of Sex in NYC and the Penis museum in Reykjavik.

5. Yes. I could. But would I? No. It’s like asking if I could skateboard up to the McDonalds like I did when I was 16. Could I? Yes. With a lot more heavy breathing. But now I have a car and I can ride up there in the comfort of my vehicle whilst listening to music.

6. I’ve got a sex toy from like 15-20 years ago. It’s pretty obsolete now.
.” I have been to the Museum of Sex in NYC and the Penis museum in Reykjavik.”
Take me to the penis museum. I beg of thee!
6 “. I’ve got a sex toy from like 15-20 years ago. It’s pretty obsolete now”.
You should have splurged for the Kirby
 
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