The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Ed2k68]

Welcome aboard!!! Do some reading and catching up and finding out who is who(m).

Thank you sir! I appreciate the warm welcome!

 

[cowboyup6977]

Welcome watch out for OM she plays with knives lol

 

[cowboyup6977]

Hi all. Mid 50s MWM here. Hope to make a friend or seven!

Welcome

 

[Oldermom935]

Welcome watch out for OM she plays with knives lol

Lol. Don't believe them Ed. I don't play with knives...I use them quite expertly (If you know what I mean).

 

[cowboyup6977]

Lol. Don't believe them Ed. I don't play with knives...I use them quite expertly (If you know what I mean).

And some of us use other numbers like 357 38 you understand but we do play well with others

 

[Nicefella]

Dead body disposal.

Used to be, cut off the head and hands. DNA tracking messes that up.

Two to a coffin still works.

Bribe a cremator.

Bury the body 10' deep and a dead livestock critter at 5'. Horses or cows are good.

Bore a hole and bury the body vertically. Satellite imagine will see a small hole, not a long one.

Chemicals. Dissolve it.

Put in pigs - 6 or 8. Starve them a day or 2 before feeding the body to them. It'll be eaten in minutes and pig poop in a few hours.


Basically, the fewer people know, the better, else you'll have to add to the list.

Your Honor, we would
Like to introduce for identification, Exhibit 1 in State’s Evidence

 

[cowboyup6977]

See I told you not to play with knives

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Your Honor, we would
Like to introduce for identification, Exhibit 1 in State’s Evidence

Aren't literary sites containing fiction grand????

 

[Ed2k68]

How about we start slow and play without the knives and see where things lead from there

 

[Wat_Tyler]

See I told you not to play with knives

She wasn't playing . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

How about we start slow and play without the knives and see where things lead from there

You're catching on!!! Well done!!!

 

[cowboyup6977]

How about we start slow and play without the knives and see where things lead from there

I take it you haven’t met her yet
Good luck

 

[Ed2k68]

Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately due to the knives) not.

 

[likes2watchU]

Move along... Here's some free coffee... I'm sure you've got plenty more of your beat to cover elsewhere, right?

Grammar Police... on a Monday no less!

(Edited: self-edit)

 

[Oldermom935]

Your Honor, we would
Like to introduce for identification, Exhibit 1 in State’s Evidence

Lol. Exhibits mean nothing....lol

 

[Oldermom935]

How about we start slow and play without the knives and see where things lead from there

Play such a misinterpreted word...lol

 

[Oldermom935]

Your Honor, we would
Like to introduce for identification, Exhibit 1 in State’s Evidence

Carried by 6 judged by 12....lol like those odds...

 

[cowboyup6977]

But some of us know how you play

 

[Nicefella]

Lol. Exhibits mean nothing....lol

Oooh I want to hear this explanation. Please do expound on this nugget of wisdom!!!

 

[cowboyup6977]

Carried by 6 judged by 12....lol like those odds...

My motto

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Which reminds me, I have a gun to clean . . . .

 

[Oldermom935]

Oooh I want to hear this explanation. Please do expound on this nugget of wisdom!!!

Can't reveal all my defenses...

 

[likes2watchU]

Play such a misinterpreted word...lol

Just when I shooed away the Grammar Police, too.

 

[Ed2k68]

I’m not a coffee drinker but I’m sure we could come up with something refreshing!

 

[Oldermom935]

I’m not a coffee drinker but I’m sure we could come up with something refreshing!

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