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Happy Wednesday to the early morning shift change. Got the coffee goin'-n-flowin', so that part is right. Got a few thoughts meditated upon, and we'll get the ol' body medicated before long. Looks to be a sunny day today, and that'll be a nice touch after the soggy few days last weekend. Of course, when I get home this weekend, the grass will be ticklin' my ass it'll be so tall.


Very best wishes for your day!!!


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Wat_Tyler said:
Happy Wednesday to the early morning shift change. Got the coffee goin'-n-flowin', so that part is right. Got a few thoughts meditated upon, and we'll get the ol' body medicated before long. Looks to be a sunny day today, and that'll be a nice touch after the soggy few days last weekend. Of course, when I get home this weekend, the grass will be ticklin' my ass it'll be so tall.


Very best wishes for your day!!!


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Happy Wednesday, Wat! 🥰
 
Wat_Tyler said:
Happy Wednesday to the early morning shift change. Got the coffee goin'-n-flowin', so that part is right. Got a few thoughts meditated upon, and we'll get the ol' body medicated before long. Looks to be a sunny day today, and that'll be a nice touch after the soggy few days last weekend. Of course, when I get home this weekend, the grass will be ticklin' my ass it'll be so tall.


Very best wishes for your day!!!


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Good morning WT. have a good one.
 
Lilianna23 said:
Shall I make you another, G? 🍕 Perhaps I need to be there to serve it to you fresh! 😂🤣😂
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Ooooh yes please. Let me send the jet over to collect you.

Are there any of you other girls in the bar fancy a private flight over to Glasgow? Lili is bringing pizza but seats are available for anyone who can bring, or bake when over here, luscious.

Ribs
Pecan pie
Key lime pie
Lobster tails in garlic and butter with a shrimp bisque sauce

In fact any damn thing you want to bring that will get me salivating!
😂🤣😂🤣😂
 
Greylag said:
Ooooh yes please. Let me send the jet over to collect you.

Are there any of you other girls in the bar fancy a private flight over to Glasgow? Lili is bringing pizza but seats are available for anyone who can bring, or bake when over here, luscious.

Ribs
Pecan pie
Key lime pie
Lobster tails in garlic and butter with a shrimp bisque sauce

In fact any damn thing you want to bring that will get me salivating!
😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Oooh! The jet! Thank you, G!

Hey @kathyisgr65, @Greylag is sending a jet! I bet there's Crown 🥃 and champagne 🥂 aboard!
 
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a draft beer. Looking around, he sees five men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and she was wearing a tight sweater. Man, she has big boobs!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say anything. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker dude and would fight anyone. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still doesn’t say a word. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma loved it!'

At this point the biker gets up, takes the drunk by the back of his coat, looks him square in the eyes and says...

'Grandpa, you need to go home, you're drunk'


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